Finishing up a lil’ Saturday night smash captain because sports aren’t worth watching anymore

The Dallas Stars are keeping me from hitting rock bottom as a sports fan (Baylor, the Saints, the Mavs, and QPR are my other loyalties)

Chris Lightning an early but strong contender for worst commercial of the holiday season

Re: the state of Baylor football: my junior and senior fall semesters, 2015 and 2016, I was the guy who was in the stand at the 50 yard line with the job of keeping the Baylor Line hyped up. I was a captive audience for maybe the most depressing moment in the history of the program.

It’s possible that with enough direct exposure to Zohran, we could turn Trump into Huey Long

This week we started a kitchen renovation, my grandma tried to die while the rest of the family was out of town, and the product I am responsible for at work has tried to kill itself three times before counting the Cloudflare outage. I am so tired.

My grandparents had this in their RV, it absolutely banged, and I fully memory holed it until just now

I just got a 1 p.m. bagel sandwich and it was divine

Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like: saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3 and a worker tier whose emails are like: Dear Jim, First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…

It was over for Mack Rhoades when he started looking like a cop who just got fired from the last department in Florida that would hire him

TreVeyon Henderson gang we are back

It’s the first properly chilly evening of the year here in East Tennessee, which means it’s time for an annual tradition: making a fire and modding Stardew Valley until it’s an unrecognizable mess

Make Jonathan Taylor MVP you cowards

Colts and Seahawks both noticing they’re in a tiny little unlikely Super Bowl window and saying fuck it we ball Absolutely remarkable management

At long last we have gotten Dick out for Harambe

Lady Bears HOOPIN

A few months ago I got to playtest a card game that a friend was designing and today it went live on Kickstarter and hit its initial goal in 15 minutes. If you like cute stuff, check out Bug Fight www.kickstarter.com/projects/hed...

I’m hesitant to say “thank god I didn’t buy the $2,000 Samsung smart fridge” because that might trigger my Philips Hue bulbs to start doing ads in Morse code

Baylor runs a defense based on one guy saying “I’ve got his left!” and the other saying “I’ve got his right!” and realizing a split second too late that the runner doesn’t need to juke if neither attempt to make the tackle

Not news: painted JET PACKS today

Catching up with The News

There are certain teams that only have one valid uniform combo and LSU is one of them. The white helmets are unnatural and deviant.

Brutal year to be a bad NFL team looking at these college quarterbacks

Gonna be on a flight from Houston to a layover in Dallas as Red River kicks off and I cannot wait to see the reactions of my fellow passengers checking their phones as we land

Saints just picked up an all-time terrible roughing the passer, Christ

My mom gets mad at whatever Jesse Watters tells her to get mad at but didn’t ask a single question when I came home from sixth grade with a copy of Slaughterhouse Five.

Ah shit we’re gonna end up in a stalemate with Finland

🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL 0:00 OT This game has a 100.00% chance of ending in Scorigami.

a tie is the only honorable outcome of an NFL overtime game when you don’t have a rooting interest

Whole lot of to-do for the Packers and Cowboys to still have overcooked ass for defense

I am a Saints fan but some things transcend tribal beef: I will never not love watching Baker Mayfield with the odds against him

The kickers have unionized to ensure we forget about Justin Tucker as quickly as possible Release the Epstein Files

Someone told the Saints that the 2026 quarterback class looks like dog water

Having respectful thoughts about Jaxson Dart’s mom

Rashid Shaheed and Chris Olave, good citizens

Trust me, guy who used to work in trucking industry: There has been a trucker shortage for years. That gap is only filled by Eastern European, Hispanic, and Eurasian immigrants. It is a job of last resort for most young American men and a GREAT gig for immigrants.

I will never forgive Spavs for all these fourth-and-short shotgun calls

For a guy whose whole schtick seems to be personal and professional discipline, Baylor football under Dave Aranda has been consistently disaster-prone

I never look at the TV during commercials so imagine my surprise when I looked up to find out this guy in the T-Mobile commercial is not, in fact, Nick Saban

Instead of starting a podcast or hanging out on 4chan, yesterday me and the boys fired up the airbrushes and painted Warhammer terrain for 10 hours in the garage with some beers and cheese fries. This is the kind of life the Manosphere is hiding from young men.

Our media ecosystem is entirely unprepared for a dude putting copypasta on bullet casings. I am ready to go on the news and explain 1) the references themselves and 2) that yes, it is possible to use the internet and enjoy internet jokes while keeping both feet planted in reality

Will always get out to root for the Fightin’ Jim Grobes (if there is nothing else on TV)

I cannot believe the Browns dumped Baker Mayfield for Deshaun Watson

These days, the football game of what’s more and more. In order to champion — when its competition of the ballgame — America is the time for together. And that’s which of the fans. The fans of what it’s most of all. Let’s what it again: the fans of when it’s more.

Oh my god Clemson

Baylor's Sawyer Robertson is 3rd QB since 2000 to have 850+ yards passing, 7+ TD passes and 0 INTs thru 2 games in a season. Also: Nic Shimonek, Texas Tech, 2017 Cody Hodges, Texas Tech, 2005

They gotta start adjusting the difficulty of this College Gameday kicking contest

If the Chargers let this happen I’ll never forgive them

Boyz 2 Octogenarians