Friendly welding crew

The people’s quarterback Tyler Shough would never behave the way Jaxson Dart has been behaving

Truly a broken society when a dude like Ken Paxton can win ANY election

I’m gonna be so for real with y’all If it works for a high school musical cast list, it should work for professional athletes I guarantee you none of these dudes care about the World Cup more than a senior soprano on her last chance to land a lead role in Guys and Dolls

Timeline is full of Enhanced Games content as I lay here in a puddle of my own sweat and blood after doing a half Murph Humanity is a beautiful spectrum

Well this pretty much nails where I’d fall if I was still religious. You can take the boy out of the Woke Baptist tradition but you can’t take the Woke Baptist tradition out of the boy.

Kyle Busch was my grandfather’s favorite NASCAR driver (and my grandmother’s least favorite). Dude was a main topic of conversation at family gatherings growing up. Rest in peace to a real one.

Locking in this week We are going to be perfect. We are going to put in an adequate amount of effort at work We aren’t going to get outworked by the teenage girls at the gym (aspirational)

Stoked as hell to paint an entire squad of Felix Baumgartners this week ft. brass flight stands instead of GW’s shitty clear plastic ones

Sheep Detectives 10/10 bring the whole family

I’ve spent a lot of time feeling sad and angry about the world today but like, everyone else is posting through it already and I have nothing to add. You know who else is sad and angry? This fuckin’ dreadnought. Look at that plasma glow. Brother, that thing is hot as hell.

Quite proud of how this tank turned out. Getting better with every new painting project, especially with airbrush control and contrast.

Once again I have topped the gym’s strength leaderboard while being time capped on the daily cardio program

Alright grandpa let’s get your base painted

The Idris Elba ServiceNow commercial is funny because it is a lie ServiceNow is one of the most ass SaaS companies in the galaxy

If Tyler Myers has no haters I’m dead

Absolutely ass penalty call

Fortunately for my neighbors I spent all winter in the gym and my legs are looking right in the short shorts this spring

Did that man just say 2016 draft

Tank

Idk about the rest of y’all but I think Zuccarello only got that call because he’s short

Best local news story of the year so far and I hope Knoxville gets to deal with the fallout of One Million Bees for years

Shawn Hatosy and Noah Wyle absolutely acting their asses off

Experimenting with NMM for the first time and suffering Not very good, but important step on the journey

Orban retire bitch

Stars-Wild first round series is gonna be the television event of the year

Ya boy just picked up his first commission painting job, and I now get to tell the woman that my Warhammer hobby is funding itself

My top two

Wish I could send my mother in law 480 miles away in just 20 minutes am I right fellas

Love space stuff. Give all of ICE’s money to NASA immediately.

Lmao these guys are all junior college theater department washouts at heart

I’m so mad that good things keep happening to Dan Hurley

I didn’t know I loved to write until about 10th grade because I was so awful at handwriting that teachers were dismissive of the actual words I used. Physical media is good. Taking notes by hand is good. But this is a regressive, extremely Gen X policy.

They’ve been saying “run the country like a business” for decades and they all act surprised when middle management shields the executives from reality to insulate themselves from a temper tantrum

What

An essay: I’ve been blessed in the last year to pick up hobbies that put me in the company of a lot of younger dudes, and lemme tell you: when you’re 30-something and have your shit together, you wield real influence over directionless 23-year-olds.

QPR scoring an entire month of goals in one afternoon after tripping over themselves for weeks is very on-brand

My 5” neon pink Lululemon pace breakers are about to have all the divorcees of West Knoxville howling like cartoon wolves

There has never been a better use case for the Peasant Rail Gun

More nasty bad guy work in progress. This is so much less creatively restrictive than Space Marines. I can just pop an edible and get weird with the wet palette.

I do not understand how the Savannah Bananas sell tickets and I am tired of pretending I do If I wanted to watch bad baseball in a venue full of children, the local sports complex is a mile from my house

Painting nasty bad guys for an upcoming game

Air Guard base near me does a ton of refueling drills and it’s a crazy and fundamentally dangerous thing that involves a massive amount of skill. There are several young, immensely talented people who died today because of this war of choice.

Being 30+ means I’m gonna have to accept feeling a deadlift PR in my knees for a few days

I recognize that the Saints need to get young quickly if they’re gonna make a real run of it with Shough, but damn this sucks

Now that we know it is, in fact, possible to do poorly enough in a congressional hearing to get fired by Donald Trump, it’s time to start embarrassing these people at every possible turn

Most PlayStation exclusives are the same “what if Ubisoft was actually good” formula - AKA good games but easy skips. Highly doubt this is gonna drive console sales.

This war is so dumb that a Paradox game literally would not let you declare it for lack of stated goals and a valid casus belli