hi pigtig (and my 1 rain worlt) parodee.. (im gonna repost this on all my accs. muahaha) ive been lowkey # lazy and um? i havent used bsky in 4ever n i have # no motivation ! so that is why i havent been doing Anythinf. idk if ill get motivation 2 post more daily but ummm ya! thats where ive been !

No more daily posts sorry i ran out of things to talk about taking a short break from work! ran out of creative juices design-wise but we're getting there. don't want the project to be some blatant knockoff so this might take longer than expected.

oh shit someone's missing?? damn

day 21 How many bananas is too much? About to eat 4 because I feel like it.

day 20 anyone have any kickass recipes i kinda feel like makin smth good 2nite but i dont feel like trying to find one on a website where i have to actively hunt for the recipe

day 19 if ants eat sugar bcs they need the energy then why the fuck are they spicy?? i do Not eat ants btw its just. Why.??. I've heard abt their taste from the internet n whatnot

day 18 there rlly isnt anything interestin for me to post about! like ?? im not rreeeaallly a politics guy n i was never into sports or shows and my job is BORING boring rn im kiinda burnt out ngl (this is true -c)

day 17 ok my jobs getting kinda repetitive bc we've been trying to fix this one bug but it wont GO AWAY uughhhh

day 16 ?? earlier was just walking around. you know to like get to my job and do it heard some of my coworkers giggling about something.. but ngl i have no clue what they were talking about. just something about a war is everything like okay in the politics or smth

i should swear less its not a good look

day 15 i kinda wanna chug a sparkling water cause 2day someone brought a shit ton like we're talking. 2 crates worth everyone got one but i was late n this flavor kiinda looks ass

...? is blackrock on crack or smth

day 14 sorry i kinda forgot to post, errm i fell asleep my bad gang!! ngl this is taking a lot longer than i thought it would. why is coding like this? like uuughhh im like in that state where youve been up for too long n everything feels Wrong but soon ill hit the Ok zone so its wtr i need 2 sleep.

good morning bsky rise and griiind!!! hit that like and subsccribe a nd zzzzz

day 13 someone tried to mug me today in Crossroads i'm ok cause they didnt know me n caught these hands lmao scared tf outta me im ngl :/ dont go near alleyways yall

GOOD LIRD WHAT WAS THAT not even a daily post this is just a regular one WTH WAS THAT SOUND it sounded like someone dropped a damn anvil or sth on like.. the 7th floor what kinda shenanigans dawg

day 12 i need to like hit someone with hammers i spilled my fuckiggn drink TWICE this coffee machine has it tf OUT for me istg the spills weren't too major, nothing some simple kitchen towels can't clean up but like swords thats so annoyinggf hello new year 2025! hope the sfoth had a good day ig idk

day 11 red green blue roy g biv lalallala doesnt that sound nice

day 10! double digits! swoosh.. swang kcsew kshh i kinda forgot my gear made really cool sounds when u swing it i should practice more

...yeah, looks about right. Thanks!

day 9 i feel so refreshed i actually went home and rested yesterday!! treating myself to anothr cup of noodles (i'm joking.) went out n got a pack of those desserts in the fancy cups! ofc i'm sharing only with my brother bc we deserve a treat no picture cause my camera got rlly messed up. whoops...

day 8 i feel liike theres smth goin on?? cause im seeing a lot less of the head scientists around like theyre still here just not with us 'commoners' like wths going on whatever i'm not paid to snoop i'd probably get decapitated if i tried anyways ;; what is this the victorian era. ??

WOW bluesky got a lot more active after swordsmas week hi guys!! aneey way.. day 7 so thirsty rn ngl but i want like a normal day room temp drink not smth bordering on freezing or a hot drink which is impossible bc 'room temp' rn is so fucking cold yeah thats the post

((can my bsky reccomend me ONLY parody acc posts i wanna pretend the imaginary ppl are real thnx <3))

day 6 bc i feel like it; bc it's a war machine yaddayadda; what kinda gear should we make?? some ideas have been bounced round but we haven't settled on anything yet obviously no swords cause 1. thats kinda the biografts thing its already been done 2. im afraid the gods r gonna like kill me on sight

not day 5 bt i felt like yapping so yes it is im boored... .... ,,.. .? ... what if... i trained our new 'ai' on social media.. ... ....and by that i mean givinb it a bsky account not stealing art. stealing art is bad dont do that ,,, @redlazer.bsky.social hey do you think..?

oops forgot.. day 4!! honestly not much to rlly say abt my day cause all i do is lock in but i can talk about the project.. riight...? basically we're gonna see if giving robots sentience would make them smarter in battle!! no spoilers on what it looks like mainly bc we're not done.. but yea!!

day 3!! blahblah dailypost I FORGOT IT WAS SWORDMAS WEEK IM NGL. hope everyone has a good swordmas! (to those who celebrate) to those who dont ig just have a good week </3 still working but it's whateverrr

day 2!! of posting about my life ((until this parody gets noticed..)) today was normal and booring tbh. talked to my brother. did work the usual :/ artificial flesh is so freaky idk if i wanna fw that tbh.. ??also sometimes i hear screaming its so weird but honestly me fr sometimes..

day 1 of posting about my life until I ((this parody)) get(s) noticed AAAHHH its so hard to keep quiet buut i've been working on something with my brother!! like a biograft but more personalized, I think..? i kinda forgot why we were doing this, ha.. but robots are cool so whatever stay tuned!! :P

HOLY SHIT?? IT JUST GOT LIKE 10X COLDER HOW THE FUCK IS THAT POSSIBLE?. i havent been paying attention bc im so locked in but swords above how tf it reach the labs its that cold??

i know it like. gets colder in the winter duh ofc!! but istg its been feeling waaayy colder than last year as of late?? like doesnt icedagger have sm gifting to do wyd buddy.. atleast we're prepared for snow storms n whatnot

aaHH.. I hate this stupid ass coding program.. what do you MEAN the line of script i just spent hours trying to figure out could also produce the same effects in TWO EASY STEPS. i would scream but i think i'd get stared at and rn i dont NEED that negative energy in my life. this shit torture..

Anyone fw my farm merge valley farm?

Hospital.

Is Icedagger actually real?? some of my coworkers insist he is, others say he's just a myth & tbh I dunno who to believe Never really read the fairytale when I was younger :/ what do yall think?

((ok im DONE spamming phighting parody tag that shouldve been good enough ))

these noodles r so good idk why red keeps telling me to not eat it like whatever!! its juust noodles ill be fine i aint know whats in em and idc tbh bc then the joy n whimsy will be gone #phightingparody

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