erling haaland just watched finn surman score a goal #RCTID

MLS dot com either has an AI going over the replies to respond (since I listed the problem as "Other") or they have had such an influx of people doing the review saying how they feel about AI that they had to make their own response to AI specific complaints. Yikes

we need to go on a cup run so badly #RCTID

carballo: very good velde: i see the vision but needs time, and to pass the ball rojas: think he’s better suited as an end of game sub, antony looked miles better #RCTID

very good 0-0 #rctid

me in approximately 4 hours #RCTID

Wow. Sasha and Dax couldn’t be any more wrong as to why Evander left Portland. Do these guys even try to do any research? #rctid

A man who pouted about a Qatar bid not being accepted mid-season (FOR LESS THAN WHAT WE PAID FOR HIM BTW), which then went on to hav a public tantrum for months should never get respect from this fanbase again #RCTID

FYI, there is a chance that the Portland Timbers could make JD Vance sad tonight and that would be very very funny #RCTID

can we stop having players have the emotional maturity of my 4 year old cousin #RCTID

scenes when mls doesn’t suspend him

we very badly need another MLS cup #RCTID

this is what happens when you start MLS players

sitting in line for an estate sale plane watching, this is my peak summer form

BREAKING (not really; Costa Rican sources announced it hours ago, I just got off work): Ariel Lassiter broke his hand with Costa Rica at the Gold Cup; it is uncertain whether he will continue at the tournament or not. The Timbers' winger depth gets even rougher if he misses any time for us😬 #RCTID

The Portland Timbers had a disastrous day… Antony looks like he pulled a hamstring, and was badly hobbling postgame. Conceded an ugly goal to an ugly player in the 93rd to drop 2 points to a team down a man for 40 minutes. Let said ugly player throw his kit into TA and taunt after FT #RCTID

I am absolutely praying on Preston Judds downfall. What a dickhead I hope nothing but the worst for him Coming over to our supporters section after full time after scoring a goal in the 90th+ and giving a fan your kit and cuffing your ears in our part of the stadium is so fucking lame #RCTID

We absolutely need big big DP investment(s). One of them absolutely has to be a DP 8. We just do not have the creativity to do anything but counter That second half UP A MAN and we couldn’t break the press to get out of our own half. #RCTID

hang it in the louvre #RCTID

One thing that I haven't seen mentioned with the Jonathan Rodriguez injury is the potential for him to terminate his contract since he didn't play 50% of the season. His agent mentioned this clause when he was signed. So a new DP may not need to be TAM-able...even more roster flexibility #RCTID

first lafc took their CWC spot now they are taking their players damn

Thinking about the potential impact of Fridays game vs SJ for the Timbers and am feeling giddy. IF the Timbers win, we are guaranteed to move up in the table, since MIN and SD play each-other. If they draw and we win, 2nd place is ours. So obviously root for a Timbers win and SD/MIN draw #RCTID

MLS just released their updated top vote-getters for the ASG, and there are some pretty noticeable players in this list that I think Finn Surman, David Ayala, David Da Costa, and Antony are more deserving of getting an All-Star shout for various reasons. Here is my 100% unbiased thread #RCTID

I think it’s kinda gone under the radar that the Timbers are doing this all with ONE (active) DP Assuming Jona is sold or SEI soon, another DP will come in the summer. This team is going to get better and I genuinely think with the right summer moves we could do some damage in the playoffs #RCTID

European clubs are bound to be knocking soon; he is a beast. Finn may be on pace to be one of, if not our best, bits of business in club history. #RCTID

just one blazers finals run in my lifetime is all i ask for

nice to see seattle have a great attendance of… 13 people for sunday night soccer!

god i’m going to miss NBA on TNT so damn much

nothing describes the timbers recent run of form better than this single picture #RCTID

Dear apple tv commentators who work timbers games STOP TALKING ABOUT EVANDER JESUS CHRIST #RCTID

If his chainsaw sputters that means he has a reason to use it (either goal or clean sheet, maybe both) so I absolutely would be fine with this. For example, look at the score when this video takes place #RCTID

Jersey Mikes I adore you

Underrated element of yesterdays game was yet another Antony assist (MLS assist but it counts on their website so who cares) He is now up to 11 G/A in 12 games, tied for first in MLS with Espinoza from SJ. Lowkey having the quietest MVP and All Star caliber start to the year in MLS🫣🫣 #RCTID

I’m in a bad place rn… Not mentally, just Starfire sports complex #RCTID

I want Cruz Azul to win concacaf Champions Cup I think Vancouver White Caps are a very well-built team and a very well-coached team and they might even win the supporter shield but I do not want them winning the CCC

There has been a lot of talk over if the Timbers are "legit" or not, and how they are outperforming the advanced analytics... One thing I know for sure is we lead the league in xFRIENDS and xVIBES, up there with xDAWG too. Those are the stats that really matter (xG and xGA does too but idc) #RCTID

Quick late-night Portland Timbers realization... If the Vancouver Whitecaps go through to the CCC final tomorrow, the Timbers game next month in BC is 1000% being rescheduled... PTFC plays them May 31st, the CCC final is June 1st and will definitely get priority That sucks! #RCTID

Antony has the most G/A in MLS That is a real stat 10 games into the season what is life #RCTID

I love david da costa with my whole heart #rctid

thank you MLS schedule makers this is beautiful

Nashville SC has more goals today than the LA Galaxy have all year 😭😭

Im ngl, my brain may explode when he subs on for RSL for the first time lmfao He is so SKC that I just cant picture him in another kit in MLS

“That friday feeling🎉” and it’s a video of players paying their respects to their international teammate that just died?? There was so many other goal celebrations that MLS could have used in this compilation

I am not a very big fan of watching teams that are already good in the west… get better

2024: Timbers HEAVILY rely on DP production to get anywhere; Evander had to carry an unreal load 2025: Timbers are supposed to regress offensively after the loss of Evander; however, the team almost looks better offensively in 2025, with 16 goals, only 1 from a DP It will get even better. #RCTID

Taking on a jaded, agenda-driven, know-it-all persona in your 40s is a really cool thing to do.

One genuine positive over this stretch of unbeaten games is the fact the Timbers have only conceded 2 goals from the run of play However a genuine negative is they have conceded 5 goals from free kicks and penalties #RCTID

6 games unbeaten #RCTID

As of 7:13pst, a win today knocks us up to SECOND in the west obviously things can change but man what an opportunity #RCTID