I hope you enjoy this excerpt from my upcoming debut novel: "What the fuck?"

I could be writing #writersky

Let's normalize making remakes of songs faster instead of slower

3 or 4 lines left in my 1st draft of my 1st book, ever. #writingcommunity

I haven't read in a while. I picked up a paperback and smelled it today. #writingcommunity

For those in the know, where did I go wrong? I thought I did all of them a solid...wth #gamesky #gamersky #thewalkingdeadtelltale

When I lose a follower, a part of my soul goes too

A Christmas tree with its lights off and all that shit hanging off of it is cool as fuck

Is Max my dog? I feel like he was hesitant at first Not all in. You know what I mean? And then he just realized I'm all he has.

Rule of thumb: if someone is wearing body armor, do not engage them in hand-to-hand combat

Reposters reposess posts, and are accordingly, repossosters. Or is it repossesosters?

I only post for an audience of reposters.

Flash fiction time, folks. Done. Enjoy your day, and please come again. #writingcommunity

Authors should release 2 versions of their books: 1. Fully Edited and 2. Third draft

WRITING RULE: "Do not kill dogs in your book." What if the mix ends in "oodle", though? #writingcommunity

Who can actually write alone in an isolated cabin? #writingcommunity

Anyone go solely with KDP/KU at the expense of using other platforms? How did it go? (State your genre in any reply) #writingcommunity

I'm writing again! I realized, I just need people around me I can ignore and say, "I'm busy. I'm writing." Truth. #writingcommunity

Anyone agree that animated shows tell better stories than other content lately? #writingcommunity

Someone please make me sit to write. Threaten, cajole, bribe, start a family argument in the background. Do something. Thanks. #writingcommunity

I want to release 2 movies, alternate endings, one where it lasts 3 hours and the other where you beg the character on the screen not to do what you know they're gonna do, they don't, and the credits roll after 10 mins (the tickets cost the same and you roll the dice)

If UAPs landed, I would be scared shitless. #scaredofUAPs

We lost a lot in movies when the 'running through the airport to stop them at the gate' scene could no longer be used. Rip

I am just going to write 100 enemies to lovers books in every genre and setting..and I will be the most successful writer to ever have walked the face of the Earth #writingcommunity

What if I create cliffhangers by ending every chapter with a question mark? Solid strategy, I think. #writingcommunity

I am hesitant about getting Beta Readers, because I would prefer to get ripped to shreds by ARC readers on their public reviews. #writingcommunity

Does anyone do a writing sprint 1 - 2 times a week? More my speed. Let's do it. Takers? I am U.S. EST. #writingcommunity #writingsprint

Nothing like hearing a tune, and going, "Eureka, that's my scene vibe. That." #writingcommunity

How pathetic is a rivalry game when one side does not consider you a rival...unrequited rivalry

When your characters use the "F" word too much you get to come up with very fun word substitions in your dupe word edit...but then they start to sound a little too British in their cursing habits... #writingcommunity

Does anyone start to write an action scene, but then a MC and sidekick just end up talking shit to each other for 10 pages before it begins? #writingcommunity

Share a book idea you'd read but never write #writingcommunity

Writing is a lonely enterprise #writingcommunity

Celebrating another holiday based on children's stories. Now that is legacy, baby. Top that (Not political commentary, just objective observation) #writingcommunity

When you are a New Yorker visiting in-laws in Ohio for Thanksgiving, they ask you if you want to meet them in the barn with your morning coffee, and you ask for advance warning of what is in the barn and what do people do there?

All, I will be sitting on a writer's panel with the fake profile Stephen King and the unofficial account Neal Stephenson. I paid for it but it is a great opportunity. They understand my imposter syndrome. #writingcommunity

There should be an identity verification on this app. The famous authors slipping into my DMs is incredible. And I also need verification that I'm the real Ron Lebow. Am I? Or do I just have his memories... #writingcommunity

I really need to stop using my real name here. Or anywhere

Dis ruption walked into a bar. What can I get ya? the barkeep asks A, I don't know, you's got a special? dat ruption replies Copy, right, in fringe mint julep? Sounds good, give me some, i'm just training on it

Do you write in public? #writingcommunity

Optimist: The cup is half full. Pessimist: The cup is half empty. Writer: Air fills half the cup (rethinks passive voice) Poet: Cup not full. Cornflakes. (i'm a genius) Jazz scat singer: Cuppity bop skeet skeet

Normalize publishing a playlist at the end of your book #writingcommunity

Has an AI ever autonomously queried agents? #writingcommunity

Post the last line of your book #writingcommunity

You are all my best friends

I just assume everyone online is AI now. All of you.

The bots are starting to make me feel "seen".

Can I put "Tor Submitted" on my indie book spine (they go through agents and I don't have one..gotta try for that and I got bills to pay)? I know someone who wore a Harvard sweater but merely applied. ("I applied to Harvard". Legit) Grew up on Tor (mad respect) #writingcommunity

Anyone else's dog start an official hunt when upwind of chicken wing bones?

If someone says that they are only going to have some of the milkshake, and you can have the rest, "some" means 1/4 to not-quite-1/2, maybe. Not a hair more. "Some" is done. Some people don't respect this.