Forgot to post this yesterday. I was teaching Spanish to @mangooo.bsky.social

Time for the other side. Happy Hump Day.

I know it's still early in the morning, but is there a cocktail that pairs well with the rapture?

Took pics for a friend over the weekend. They were perfect for Tummy Tuesday. Here are a few.

Sunday cuddles with @pudgypaws.bsky.social.

Happy FCF. Can I take a nap now?

A little Tummy Tuesday fun. I have not cum since I got sick. I probably should fix that.

Just got home from watching Demon Slayer: Infinity Castle. It was so good! I want more now... 😭 Lol.

One of my pre-order figures came in. I had to pay an extra $150 in import and tarrifs fees when UPS dropped it off. 😭 It's a Japanese Bara figure. Comes with 2 heads, a soft peen and a hard one. It has clothes too. So here is your FCF. Lol

Throwback Thursday. A video from 2 weeks ago. I finally got around to trimming it to fit the 3 min limit. @pudgypaws.bsky.social getting fed. 😋

WIP. Wanted to do something with more action. I'm recovering from the cold. Still a little foggy, but getting better. Just need to stop coughing.

So the sinus thing turned into a full blown cold. I feel awful, but here is a drawing of penis for Friday. Hopefully that works. Lol

I think my CPAP attacked me last night. I have one nostril that feels like I snorted pool water.

Naked Dwarf doodle.

I can't wait for the weekend. 3 days off. I don't have any plans for Labor Day weekend, but I will still enjoy it. Lol

Buzzed my head and now just relaxing. Care to join me?

Pecan Chocolate Upside Down Cake. The brown sugar didn't melt into the cake, but created a crust instead. Like a pecan praline. It's really yummy.

Chicken pot pie we made last night. It bubbled up in the corners and at the seam, but it didn't spill. I did cut vent holes, but they just sealed up when it baked. May not be the prettiest, but still yummy. 😊

Watching Mashle is so weird. It's like what if Pete Davidson's SNL character, Chad, was in Harry Potter, but buff like Saitama. Lol

Just doodling.

So yesterday was my first time making dough in a stand mixer. I'm used to doing it by hand. Let's just say, I failed. Lol. It did not build up enough gluten. It was like focaccia. Very soft and almost pourable. lol. I will have to try again soon.

Tummy Tuesday and some cock.

WTF YouTube!? I'm now getting tons of right wing ads like Prager U and Daily Wire. I keep clicking to block these ads, but it does nothing. Did you guys get bought by X?

youtube.com/shorts/pYjJv... I have a fast goblin deck, Eldrazi is faster.

Yay brownies. Just add ice cream and whip cream.

Friday is here again.

Even though June is over, work is still stressful. But why do I suddenly just want to turn my brain off, crawl between a guy's legs and just drain his balls down my throat?

My Secret Lair cards just arrived. I will open them after work. Also the back tear open strip has a flying Chancla. Lol

It's Tuesday again. Happy Tummy Tuesday!

Figma Senshi is now up for preorder. Couldn't you have waited for the tarrifs to be over first, Japan? My will is weak and spongy....

I bought the Latin Secret Lair. It was nice just putting it into my cart and checking out instantly. No queue, no waiting, or scalpers buying everything out.

I had some spare lemons the other night, so I decided to make lemon curd. It's been setting up in the fridge. Tomorrow you're going into a pie. 😈

Something for FCF. It's been a while

Had an interesting conversation with friends on discord earlier today. We were talking about unusual toys. One toy I'm surprised I have not seen is an over sized cock with a large urethra you can fuck. With all the guys into macro/micro it's an untapped market. I have friends who would love it.

Happy Tummy Tuesday Morning.

Damn you Secret Lair! I have done well to not buy anything recently, and then you make a Latino set in partnership with the National Association of Latino Arts and Cultures. You made a reskin Lightning Greaves with a Chancla. And it's print to demand. Well played...

Phrases I was not expecting to hear today, Alex: Baby bird that glizzy.

I'm working on a goad, group slug, battle Royal deck. I think these two would make good commanders. 😈

Lazy Sunday

Been a while since I posted a belly pic. Happy Tummy Tuesday. Or for those that partied yesterday, Feliz Tequila Hangover Day.

Got the new Kirby, I preordered. Looks like this one will be the last preorder before the tarrifs kick in. No more figures for a while, I guess.

Playing games tonight with friends. I got this CAH combo after the last "play 2" card was read, so I was not able to use it. 😔

This poor chocolate bunny. @pudgypaws.bsky.social bought himself a giant hollow chocolate bunny and he has been nibbling on it for like the past couple days. It looks like Ray Liotta in Hannibal. Those blank staring eyes.

Late night thought. Is there a card like Ygra, Eater of All that turn creatures into Treasures along with their other types? Like a red card? Maybe a goblin? I promise not to abuse it.

Uhm... Yeah you're getting blocked. I don't know you. Don't tag me in your spam.

New wallet has arrived. It's a little wider than my old wallet but still has the removable ID mini wallet. Or as I call it, the Whore Wallet. When you want to hit the bars and only need your ID, credit card and a couple dollars. Lol. www.etsy.com/listing/7925...

I do not know what's going on this week, but I have the biggest brain fog. Yesterday and today, I feel like I just can't keep focus and get going. Caffeine is not helping. Lol