worse ways to wake up

This is gonna sound weird but I love the taste of beer when I'm having a wank. Got sod all to do today and might just lie in bed all day in footie kit and have a couple of lagers.

New shorts

Trying again with the football gear

Got a boxerjock bulge and NFL jersey to show you but I can't upload pics so I'll just have to brave this boner alone

Happy Friday

Working week done. Time to relax and stroke this.

just a little excited

hey pal

distracted

Stunner of a goalie kit from City this year

Facebook ads are showing me all the offers on footie shirts I like. It's relentless. But it's January and I need to eat lol.

Tonight I'll load up my boxerjock

Just gonna lie here and gently stroke my semi through my footie shorts. I'm sure it'll stay a semi.

Time to relax

What I actually need right now is to bury my face in a man's sweaty pits.

Lunchtime pleasure

Not generally into furry art (though that is changing) but these make me feel something

A relaxing afternoon?

I really need my cock sucked. That would really make the day start better.

Apparently really like this shirt too

I do love these boxers

Well I can no longer see anything more risqué than a bare ankle on here without giving Epic all of my personal data and biometrics, so I suppose that's diminishing my reasons to be here. There's got to be a better way to do this.

I feel like I need to try a cigar.

Very warm. Also feral.

I know it's warm, but I just need my face in a man's pits ok?!

Yeah, still horny all the time.

I swear I'm just constantly horny at the moment.

I need to cum.

What a pleasure it is to be idle and hard.