Darla (10) is impressing the hell out of me with her storytelling skills. Episode 3 of Danger Blossom ends on a cliffhanger!

I absolutely regret getting a PhD.

2026 has already happened too much (January 9th).

I’m pretty sure this is the Small Government everyone voted for.

I was wondering if I have legal Venezuelan citizenship now.

I picked the wrong time to quit drinking.

New season of America World Police just dropped

Countdown to Bill Maher saying he thinks Trump made the right call here.

Texas A&M University will not reinstate a lecturer who was fired after a video of her teaching about gender identity in a children’s literature class went viral, despite a faculty appeals panel unanimously concluding that her dismissal was not justified.

There is a point in a jigsaw puzzle where it becomes increasingly evident you are missing a piece.

A highly underused critique of conspiracy theory is that you can’t replace radically open, entertaining ways thinking for actual evidence.

Being short sux because who knows what’s on my top shelf. Who knows??? I had to stand on a chair to put it up there and I was a younger man back then.

That’s The Dog That Hasn’t Barked-in-Chief to you.

I have been paid vast sums of money by Soros so of course I will be there.

The United States of America is almost done. Here are the top ten places you may want to live (and the secret tunnels that will get you there):

No matter how you cut it, deploying the National Guard against domestic civil unrest that your own administration manufactured as a way to punish city municipalities that were disloyal to the President is the epitome of Small Government.

America died years ago. We’ve been living in a corpse. Happy Halloween!!!

Honestly, everything could take a short break from happening so much

Groypers!

The smell of hot grease in a shopping mall food court at 9:45 AM on a Saturday…

Oh, I get it. Your forties is where you work yourself to the bone. Nice!

Review of 'Wages For Housework, the story of a movement, an idea, a promise' by Emily Callaci. workersliberty.org/index.php/st...

To make clear the record, life is fine but also painful and difficult. I am comfortable and yet, dreary. Present-minded and simultaneously anxious. Alive but perhaps too alive. August 2025

ISO a Trump voter to pay my deductible.

If nothing else, I am a man who probably has a charger for that.

Transplants is an album about places. David and I put our heart and soul into this, and we got help from some great friends along the way. We would love it if you listened, shared, and followed us on Instagram @bard_owls

People that reply all should be forced to redo the bloodborne pathogens training.

I need the national guard to come in and clean up this apartment

ISO a Trump voter to pay my copay.

Thanks to the Journal of Supernatural Studies for including my review here. If you’re interested in horror films or Marxism you should check this book! www.supernaturalstudies.com/reviews/book...

Etta (5) told me yesterday that when she was little she saw a crystal and it gave her magic powers. I said, “what powers did you get?” And she said, “5, 6, 7, 8!”

The guy wouldn’t even release his tax returns and now you’re surprised about the Epstein list?

Here are the top 5 ways depression is affecting your equity:

Dear Search Committee, Her green plastic watering can for her fake Chinese rubber plant in a fake plastic Earth….

I don’t know about you but to me military parades on the leader’s birthday screams “small government.”

Livin’ the American reality.

Livin’ the nightmare

I love how Righteous Gemstones pivots into horror.

With all due disrespect…

Shakespeare & Co. UES on Lexington Ave. is closing due to the lease expiring. Sad news, I suppose. Lots of great memories there. Magical times. Minnie’s ghost will haunt that place for centuries.

I have no sympathy for Trump voters. I hope you feel all the pain you voted to be inflicted upon others that is now harming you.

This week in Subsidy Sheet – don't cut public programs, cut the subsidies! Read it: buff.ly/JUIQPXt

Do you think Cory Booker is wearing a diaper with a full load in it?