Has anyone thanked Keegan-Michael Key for ensuring that we all now spell A-Aron correctly?

What is the International Court of Trade? @profericejohnson.bsky.social has a video on that. www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHbW...

Congratulations to the @uofoklahomalaw.bsky.social Class of 2025!

Sitting in my home office drafting multiple choice questions

For people who aren’t depressed enough already.

"He'd felt guilty turning the feed off. The least he could do was watch. Be there... Earth deserved witnesses. He was tired though. And frightened. Even after he killed the feed, he hadn't been able to sleep." Babylon's Ashes by James SA Corey @abraham.bsky.social hitting hard.

Made my YouTube acting debut in the latest Torts video by @profericejohnson.bsky.social: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wd67...

"I never take offense," says Tony. "Save me a lot of time over the years." --Richard Osman's We Solve Murders. #booksky

Thrilled to learn that @joseiswriting.bsky.social has obtained a well-deserved O visa. Not shocked at all to see that he uses this moment to challenge us all to think long and hard about the U.S. immigration system. www.youtube.com/watch?v=OY8h...

My next star footnote: "I would also like to thank @theochocolate.bsky.social without whose exceptional Drinking Chocolate this article would not have been completed."

I need a gif of Jonathan Bailey and the librarian.

Not the TikTok shop coming in hard at me with this ad.

Spending Friday afternoon listening to ⁦@Eric_E_Johnson⁩ offer exam writing tips to ⁦@UofOklahomaLaw⁩ students. The giggles are killing me.

How Many Elements Are There in Negligence? @Eric_E_Johnson breaks it down: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuh9k87rVQ4 #torts #negligence #law #1L

Teaching my FAVORITE crimmigration class of the semester, covering Said v. U.S. Attorney General, 28 F.4th 1328 (11th Cir. 2022).

How did I not know that Mindy Kaling’s daughter is named Kit! ❤️❤️

When a student pitches the best law review article topic you've ever heard.

Y'all. I am so lucky to have absolute quality in-house graphic design expertise (@Eric_E_Johnson). Check out the cover he designed for the statutory supplement to my crimmigration casebook, which is, like the casebook, free online (http://kitjohnson.net/casebook/statsupp.html) or...

Proud to announce that Crimmigration Law: An Open Casebook is now freely downloadable in .pdf and .docx at http://kitjohnson.net/casebook/CLAOC.html. At-cost print copies are available on Amazon. Cover photography by @Eric_E_Johnson

Say it isn't so... a Barbri practice multiple choice question with (gasp!) a WRONG answer! As if studying for the bar wasn't stressful enough. @Eric_E_Johnson sets the record straight. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pMg97XbS7I

I am not filled with existential dread. My dread is stential.

Attention readers and book clubs! Shackled by @BeckySharpless is a genuine masterpiece of narrative nonfiction that you will not be able to nor want to put down. #readingcommunity #immigration #BookCommunity @MiamiLawSchool...

"I gotta lotta past in my past" - Amos Burton #TheExpanse

Clint Eastwood by Gorillaz hasn’t aged a min for a song 20+ yrs old. Del the Funky Homosapien killed it.

My husband’s uncle died last night. I’ve never met a more wonderful person. He was cheerful beyond measure and befriended everyone he met. I aspire to be 1/10th the human he was. The world was lucky to have him as long as it did. Even if we wish we could’ve kept him a bit longer.

Grading is done for the semester and I thought I'd share a few thoughts about common mistakes that law students make on their essay exams. 🧵

Drove away from the gas station today while still attached to the pump. And that’s how I learned the tubing has an auto shutoff and detach feature. Attendant was like “no worries. It happens all the time.”

"The history of western art is just the history of men painting women like they're flesh vases for their dick flowers." Watching @Hannahgadsby's Nanette on Netflix. Damn near choked to death laughing and trying to avoid a spit take.

Apparently some hiring committees do a "social media" inquiry into candidates. I never plan to apply for such a gig, but good luck to anyone taking on that project for me. Are y'all really going to read 2K+ blog posts and decades of the random thoughts I throw into the universe?

Hey, law students, as you're preparing for final exams, remember that profs are looking for ANALYSIS more than anything. WHY do the facts given matter in light of the law you've studied? Don't know how to do that? Check out these two very short videos from @Eric_E_Johnson. /1

I will never not roll down my window and chat with someone driving a car with North Dakota plates. Met a fellow from Fargo on I-40 this morning. (Don’t worry. Traffic was stop and go.)

There will be many an eclipse meme today. I’ve seen none so niche and fabulous as this. #ladyhawke

David Payne retweeted me last night. I have peaked as an Oklahoman.

Looks like it's going to be a @tornadopayne kind of night here in Oklahoma.

I picked up this painting at an estate sale this weekend. It’s by Carolyn Faseler, a local artist who passed away in January. I ❤️❤️❤️ it.

Want to understand the @TheJusticeDept antitrust lawsuit against @apple? @Eric_E_Johnson walks you through the 80+ page complaint using clear, plain language to explain the legal arguments. https://youtu.be/onWBlISE1tI?si=qcCvN7v_XKoI-tmc

One of my students brought her infant daughter to class today and I got to snuggle her and it was the best day ever.

She laughed. She cried. It was an absolute surprise, and I'm so happy that @Casanvar and @BookCameo made her day. Happy Birthday sis!

I have purchased either the dumbest or best birthday gift for my sister. Can't wait until Saturday to find out which it turns out to be.

It's @Eric_E_Johnson's latest video: What You're Supposed to Do in Law School in Two Words. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=867Huhqq-pU

Is there someone you can't imagine meeting in real life b/c you'd be such an out-of-control fan that it'd be impossible to hold your gushing to socially appropriate levels? Off the top of my head, I should be kept far away from Jefferson Mays, Martha Wells, and @NathanFillion.

Grateful for this crimmigration conference and the opportunity meet pocket friends in person! @realesttheorist

Mom or stepmom .. she will notice your weight.

Kid: The composer will be conducting us. Me: Ah, so it's contemporary music. Kid: I dunno. Some of it's pretty old. Like the 90s. 💀

Absolutely verklempt. I’m at a work event and seated near an oil painter and got the chance to share mom’s work with him. This one and her painting of OK. He said: “She must have been a professional painter.” ❤️

BECAUSE truly is the single most important word in legal analysis. @Eric_E_Johnson https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qFihHWoiWw

Nothing beats a Valentine's Day where @Eric_E_Johnson pens me original #immigration quips and @thredUP delivers early. Be jealous.

Happy Valentine's Day! From New York to Oaxaca Let Asylees through And let's extend DACA All credit to @Eric_E_Johnson #immigration #ValentinesDay

Roses look good Gold will polish nice Happy Valentine's Day Let's abolish ICE All credit to @Eric_E_Johnson #immigration #ValentinesDay