My mom would never let me wear black clothes because they “make me look too skinny”. As an adult my wardrobe is like 97% slim fitting black clothes

Hideous kojimbo not winning any awards got death stranding 2 is entirely on him, for not releasing it for anything but the ps5

guys I got the Leon Kennedy jacket

can you really be with a girl that refuses to play Lego Star Wars with you?

Sleeping in the trash box

HE DOODOOING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Robert Pattinson denies twink death. He’s only getting hotter and twinkier as he ages.

am I cooking

Check out this dude I printed. Idk why but he was titled “blessed foot lord”

So a harem is when a guy has like 10 girlfriends. And a reverse harem is when a girl has like 10 boyfriends. What’s so reverse about that? That’s just a harem, just call it a harem, damn.

Would you guys think it’s weird if I called you “pimp”s (endearingly)? Kind of like “what upppp pimps!!”

It’s so hard finding 3d models of fantasy women that aren’t extremely sexualized. I get it, hips and boobs, wonderful. But can someone PLEASE make a biblically accurate woman with a sword? She doesn’t need to be wearing a thong, pants are fine!!!

pizza

Guys should I get a laser hair removal device for cyber Monday

The department of homeland security posting chud tatu edits really wasn’t on my bingo card

Calling Hitler queerphobic and an ableist is while technically correct is just so funny. Like yeah, you’re right, but can we address the elephant in the room?

Billions must LOVE

Cottagecore or cyberpunk?

Nothing beats the feeling of finding a rare piece of digital media online for free, that is sold for triple digits in the real world

Rode my bike to work after it rained all night. Now my pants look like I made a huge peepee in them

“John pork” but switch the fist letter of each word and change the h to an r….thank me later

Anti rage device

Something malicious is brewing

People aren’t struggling to find partners, dummy, they just aren’t having kids because rent costs 80% of your paycheck

set up my handheld and PC to sync save files of non steam games (arrrr) that way I can play on both devices without emailing myself the save files. technology is so beautiful when it works

My protein shake that I took to work is 3 years past expiration date fuuuuckkkkk where’s my fucking mummified frog

I’m not even joking guys but I straight up will NEVER forget and NEVER forgive league of legends for this

the existence of puppy girls implies the existence of puppy women, and puppy elderly

HOW DO I ENABLE NSFW FILTERS IN MY FEED JUST SAW SOMEONES FAT TIT AT WORK

guys i logged into bluesky at work im so barack

Men are finding out that erotic fiction books targeted towards women are pretty freaky, and they act so surprised and disgusted as if the front page of zornhub isn't all incest zorn and 'ima spit on this girl' zorn. It's like a young boy finding out that girls actually poop

Boys don’t cry but change the lyrics to girls don’t poop

I wish people had tails

Guys, I don’t care for gta 6

Going to fucking puke everywhere

Does anyone else do this or am I just quirky like that

Silent hill f is the Elden ring of dark souls games

Do you guys remember when we used the word “metrosexual” in the 2000s because we needed a term for men that showered

I’m LOSING my fucking MIND Feeling like garrus from mass effect. Yeah dude I uh, need to do more calibrations. Uh huh, yeah, that’s great, but sorry I gotta do calibrations. Ohhhh shid you and the gang are hanging out tonight? Fuuuckkkk sorry dude I’m calibrating tonight. Tomorrow? Ah, sorry I’m c

Your parents think you’re a huge disappointment. BUY OUR CAR TO MAKE THEM CHANGE THEIR MIND!!!! We’re so cooked chat.

How it feels to work 6 hours a week less than everyone else

Hey just a heads up. If we’re oomfs, we’re friends

She is next

He’s almost done!!!

It’s a robit

Finally starting to get some decent results with miniatures on my 3d printer

So fucking funny that the bastard died from gun violence while debating on why gun violence is okay. Dumbass.

His name is cabbage

Your time has passed Charlie Kirk. Reject your life force. Submit to your urges to pass on. You are not in charge.