Does anyone else do this or am I just quirky like that

Silent hill f is the Elden ring of dark souls games

Do you guys remember when we used the word “metrosexual” in the 2000s because we needed a term for men that showered

I’m LOSING my fucking MIND Feeling like garrus from mass effect. Yeah dude I uh, need to do more calibrations. Uh huh, yeah, that’s great, but sorry I gotta do calibrations. Ohhhh shid you and the gang are hanging out tonight? Fuuuckkkk sorry dude I’m calibrating tonight. Tomorrow? Ah, sorry I’m c

Your parents think you’re a huge disappointment. BUY OUR CAR TO MAKE THEM CHANGE THEIR MIND!!!! We’re so cooked chat.

How it feels to work 6 hours a week less than everyone else

Hey just a heads up. If we’re oomfs, we’re friends

She is next

He’s almost done!!!

It’s a robit

Finally starting to get some decent results with miniatures on my 3d printer

So fucking funny that the bastard died from gun violence while debating on why gun violence is okay. Dumbass.

His name is cabbage

Your time has passed Charlie Kirk. Reject your life force. Submit to your urges to pass on. You are not in charge.

My favorite genre of images

I’m not like yall

Writers be like Yeah, this is a breathtaking, absolutely masterful story. Lets put an unnecessarily detailed, sloppy sex scene between every chapter just for fun

An old lady called me cute when I was at work

So hungary…

Found a baby tarantula in my kitchen!!!

Men will see a literal model in lingerie and say “would”. Okay, dude, what a brave thought. It’s crazy that you’re attracted to a conventionally attractive woman. Keep calm and goon, I guess.

Found these 25+ year old rice cups at work. Do you guys think they’re still good?

Haven’t had any tooth pain in literal ages. Went to the dentist to get a small fix, and now my tooth has been hurting for 2 weeks. This pisses me off so much dude. I actually paid money to suffer.

Goddamn this app is so text heavy… can you guys start communicating via cave paintings again? Pweeeeeeaseeee :333

Any twins that dig in they butts?

I love handing people their books and saying “enjoy” because 8/10 times they say “you too” and that makes life worth living

I took a picture

POV: you’re boobs

I hope I age as good as mads mikkelsen

Death stranding at work, thanks hideous kojimbo

Guess when I had my dentist appointment

Such a cool lookin book but such a racist author ☹️

Drake the type to get dominated by an anthropomorphic mouse and lie about liking it

Watch out for cat arms!!

I got a smart watch

Look at this sussy goose I found

Man nature fucking sucks. This guy got trapped because he’s stupid, so now I have to deal with the guilt. I threw the trap in the freezer for a more humane kill, I guess, but I fucking hate it. TW dead bugs, scorpion.

Found 2 scorpions at work. You can’t sleep when there are monsters nearby ahh moment

Was asked to come over to a dying lady’s house and notarize her marriage papers because she wants to die married to her bf. It was very sad, because she was so hopeful, but she’s in hospice care, so her chances are pretty much zero. Extremely nice lady, extremely sad day. I hope she gets better.

I’m listening to pizza tower ost and it’s so…bussin?… I’ve never played the game but damn, the music is top notch

constipated………

American measurements really are something else

Playing online games turns me into an eco terrorist

Can’t sleep because my tummy hurts and I keep farting

Why the fuck am I subscribed to r/yoda I don’t give a damn about that green bastard

Pooping with friends 35 plus a drip check!!

I eat this fry with a spoon when I crave candy. I’m ngl this is very price effective compared to skittles or whatever

Yeah western furries are getting mogged super hard