Damn long time since I’ve listened to any Cab Calloway. Damn long, I say.

Yikes. Canadian women’s curling program looking for answers

Hard tickets were the best. The slide into ~whatever this is~ coincides with the elimination of paper tickets. Future historians will agree. Here’s one from Graceland in Seattle, the inimitable Wesley Willis on January 12, 2002.

“Let’s go get em” youtu.be/Rf8m3Ww-Unk?...

Let us, you and I, train the Boy Scouts of America to light up dem warehouses. Lesser charges, one would assume, as a minor. Promotes civic mindedness, a special merit badge could be crafted.

There was a storefront not far from my abode that advertised “$10 psychic readings” and I was going to go last birthday and, Idk what happened, but I didn’t go. And now it’s papered-up. I will always regret not stopping in for a ten dollar read.

I miss when the news was stuff like this and not, you know, the heat death of democracy www.cnn.com/2026/02/11/s...

Reminded that airports scan individuals’ walk for identification purposes (and if we know that what DON’T we know) I’ve always considered throwing a couple peoples in my shoes before coursing through an aeroport to fuck w their data

My photos remind me I was in Waldport, Oregon a year ago and, man, that was a real nice week.

The prospect of a long weekend without the lovely Wife or the charming Boy is akin to a school kid confronting the unknowable expanse of summer, imagining great and complex adventures and treasures, to then blink into September and remember only ice cream, sunsets, and baseball.

Doodly doodly doodly doo

It would be very funny if the next president Eminent Domains his stupid golf courses. I’m sure an excavation will find figurative and literal skeletons.

I’m a nerd. Nerds like coins. Here’s a 1918 half dollar with a clean-shaven Abe Lincoln.

Splendiferous palette to the start of the day

Batter, up!

“Showgirls” made more money opening weekend than “Melanoma”

Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground

Let us, you and I, start a fund for the first reporters to address the Felon as Demented Don. I got a 5$ on it.

It might be a good day to hit-up the batting cages.

While in “the holy land”:"The boiling point of water is 100 degrees Celsius [212F]," al-Bursh said. "When a body is exposed to energy exceeding 3,000 de-grees combined with massive pressure and oxidation, the fluids boil instantly. The tis-sues vaporise and turn to ash. It is chemically inevitable."

He’s lost the curlers

William M. Rittase, 1936. “A view of Chicago’s historic La Salle Street Train Station.” #photography #1930s #Chicago #WilliamMRittase

Holy Mackerel

Democrats are getting weird, man

Good lookin half-moon over Chicago rn

It can’t last forever, but a terrific feeling is ignoring the Subpar Bowl and waking up the next day clueless. I feel like I defeated the NFL

Magic8Ball selfie

You know what’s overrated? Orange juice It’s been in the picture of a “complete breakfast” since the marketing ambush of the 1980’s, but it’s too damn sweet

Falling down a “ceramic” rabbit•hole over here

We owe electronic music to a #transgender woman, so if you love your #EDM thank Wendy Carlos.

My consumer identity largely defined by the goods and services pandered to me on MeTV, channel 26-7 in the Chicagoland environs

Another reason we need universal healthcare is so that those pusillanimous, mealy-mouthed fucks in Congress (looking at you Chuckers) can get out of the way when they don’t want to fight, and won’t hang-on for the sweet sweet coverage as they decompose on the Hill.

go off jack white

Golly, I knew the odds of going to a waterpark and not contracting some crud was damn nigh infinitesimal, but now that I’m all stuffed-up I’m feeling like- youtu.be/mIERMxKaKCQ?...

#MusicSky #Music #ReggaeSky #Reggae Bob Marley & The Wailers w/Skatalites - Hooligan youtube.com/watch?v=V5b5...

Hope there’re war drums in DC going “thunk thunk thunk” fuck him up “thunk thunk thunk” fuck him up

jeffrey epstein being the first domino for the financial crash, video game micro transactions, and Gamergate is making me lose my mind

Please hack the Subpar Bowl and fill the airwaves with Epstein slime so that the viewer can’t look away. The kids in this country need to know the current president is a vile waste of carbon that isn’t worth your respect or obedience.

To me, the smashed-up crown that has caused some worry only underscores how superficial and bullshit royalty is, has been, and will continue to be as long as we let these fuckers have the power.

Five squirrels are playing “chase the tail” in this old burr oak, suggesting that even the tiniest of mammals are ready for spring and its flings

Not much snow, in fact warm snow, but it’s Friday which all but guarantees a 15% boost in the stupidity of drivers

Straight Buggin

Javier Báez Was Suspended from the World Baseball Classic … Because of Weed

😔

This 250th birthday party is shaping up to be the darkest, tackiest, jerry springer episode ever

Work is trying to be “fun” in advance of the Subpar Bowl and suggested that “football-related” attire can be worn tomorrow, and I don’t think I have enough time to get my CTE costume together

Tiny snows