We should be promoting the many weird stories on our album Deep Six right now... but this story caught our eye as a potential CCB song: a woman wearing permanent eyeliner made from her dog’s ashes. Title is "She's Got ___ Eyes," but is it Toto, Benji, Lassie, or...? www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...

What do you mean... you haven't listened to Captain Chemical's new album Deep Six yet? Do it now, before some witch casts a transfiguration spell to turn you into a frog!

Captain Chemical music has been described many ways over the years - chaotic, loud, obnoxious, juvenile, energetic, satirical - but never "beautiful"... until now. That said, Uncle Funkbeard is a fabulous playlister with a great ear for indie music. So we have to take this as a serious compliment.

TODAY IS THE DAY -- PRE-RELEASE LISTENING PARTY FOR NEW CAPT CHEMICAL ALBUM 'DEEP SIX' -- 5 PM EASTERN / 2 PM PACIFIC / 10 PM UK / 11 PM EUROPE / 7 AM AUSTRALIA -- ON BANDCAMP -- FULFILL YOUR LIFE AT LAST ! captainchemicalband.bandcamp.com/merch/deep-s...

Turn your life around like Nicole and Matthew: Join the listening party for Captain Chemical's new album DEEP SIX on bandcamp, this Thursday at 5 PM eastern. Hear great music, laugh your ass off, add your thoughts in the live group chat. Mansion not guaranteed, but having fun is!

Don't miss it!

ARE YOU READY FOR FUN? Join us for a free pre-release listening party of Captain Chemical's new album DEEP SIX, this Thursday 5 PM EDT on bandcamp. Hear all the musical madness (including CD bonus track) before the album is released, with live chat! captainchemicalband.bandcamp.com/merch/deep-s...

HE TURNED HIMSELF IN: An Afghan Taliban leader gave himself up while claiming the $100 reward for his capture. He walked to a police checkpoint with a NATO wanted poster featuring his face, demanding the $100 finder's fee. Captain has the story on the DEEP SIX album, out June 6.

MORE THAN HE COULD CHEW: In a protest against AI generated "art", a University of Alaska student ripped prints off a gallery wall, tore them up, and ate them. A heroic stand for humans against the dominance of computers? Hear Captain Chemical's take on their new album DEEP SIX, releasing on June 6.

SPERM RACING: The newest World Cup sport, featuring sperm from 10000 global contestants swimming up a microfluidic track in a series of race brackets. Can't possibly be real, you say? Think again! Captain Chemical hits issues around this 'sport' on their new album DEEP SIX, which drops on June 6th.

ALIEN HAND: a rare neurological condition in which an arm or hand moves involuntarily, acting outside of the owner's conscious control. But then what does control an alien hand and to what purpose? Captain Chemical tackles this question on their album DEEP SIX, releasing June 6.

They say "dog bites man" isn't news, but "man bites dog" is. Likewise, "woman shoots dog" might rate a paragraph, but "DOG SHOOTS WOMAN" is must-read. The Capt Chem research department found this gem, and we're sharing it although we don't plan to make it a song. www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...

6 JUNE 1944 D-Day: Allied forces invade Axis Europe, hoping to improve the world. 6 JUNE 2026 DEEP SIX-Day: Captain Chemical's forceful new album invades your eardrums, hoping their songs about ridiculous things that actually happened will improve your world, through humor and musical energy.

REALLY HAPPENED: A would-be robber held up a sports book/casino using a cucumber as his weapon. REALLY COMING SOON: A Captain Chemical song called "Assault With A Deadly Vegetable." Just one of the many audio delights that await you on our next album DEEP SIX coming June 2026!

Time to go CRAZY, Chem fans! Here's the track listing for Captain Chemical's upcoming album DEEP SIX, coming in early June. For most artists, seeing a bunch of upcoming song titles means little. But for Captain Chemical, song titles often tell much of the story: this album is FUN!

Captain Chemical Unleashes Funky New Single "Frothingslosh Girl" Celebrating Novelty Beer History - Third News third-news.com/article/bae2...

It's here... "Frothingslosh Girl," Captain Chemical's tribute to Miss Olde Frothingslosh featuring the formidable voice of Khalima, is NOW STREAMABLE AND WATCHABLE. Come dance with us as we celebrate the craziest beer marketing campaign ever undertaken and enjoy some old school R&B fun!

RELEASING SATURDAY 4/4: The amazing story of Miss Olde Frothingslosh, who graced cans of Olde Frothingslosh beer for decades, is finally set to music and video! Come dance with us AND the incredible singer Khalima as we celebrate the "Frothingslosh Girl" and enjoy some old school R&B fun.

Are you ready for the "Frothingslosh Girl"? No, you are not. But it's coming everywhere, April 4th. Song and video.

Oh yeah... it's coming soon... very soon. And resistance is futile. #frothingsloshgirl #captainchemical

...but watch the video anyway. You won't regret it! www.youtube.com/watch?v=8z6x...

It's "Chem-Pop" release day! Move over Taylor Swift, Captain Chemical is about to become the world's new top pop music act! www.youtube.com/watch?v=8z6x...

Sad news from the indie music world. We can now confirm that the once-great band Captain Chemical has SOLD OUT. Their goal to steal a billion Taylor Swift fans, mostly pre-teen girls, starts with the release of their pop dance hit "Chem-Pop". Civilization ends on January 9.

No! This can't possibly be happening! Captain Chemical is a highly respected multi-genre indie band, not some made-for-teenage-marketing pop dance crap. Right? Find out on January 9.

No way! Is the end of world finally upon us? Has Captain Chemical really ditched music to embrace pop culture? Did those weasels SELL OUT? Find out on January 9.

No! This can't be real! Can it? Did Captain Chemical really sell out? Find out on January 9th.

It's Black Friday in the U.S. - America's top shopping day. But why go out and grapple with the teeming millions when you could just play this song and have yourself the full "Wall-Mart Shopping Experience"? open.spotify.com/track/5i05BT...

Captain Chemical WTF picture of the week: a still from our next song video. All we can tell you at this point in time is that the song is called "Chem-Pop" - you'll just have to guess why we're dancing on flames. You'll discover the horrific truth soon enough...

Captain Chemical WTF picture of the week: a still from our next song video. We leave it to you to speculate on what we're doing, and why. You'll discover the horrific truth soon enough...

Here's your weekly reminder that indie music is WAY better than commercial music... and NAS has the indie music!

It's only been three months since our last album came out, and we're still prepping for live shows this fall. But when we see elite-level human stupidity like this, we simply must start thinking about our NEXT album. www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/03/03/g...

Indie music is SO much better than commercial music. And the best place to discover it is on the NAS playlists!

Never imagined this was possible for a band that celebrates human stupidity, insists on playing in multiple genres, and purveys utterly ridiculous lyrics. Yet here we are. THANK YOU to everyone who has listened to our madness online, bought our CDs, and/or come to see us perform!

You can listen to the same old commercial music... and you can see where that has gotten us as a species. Or for a refreshing change, discover some new favorite songs by checking out indie artists on the NAS playlists!

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Indie music is so much better than mainstream commercial music... and NAS has playlist full of cool indie music! Check it out.

NAS playlists are the best place to discover new #indiemusic. #IWantMyNAS

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Other bands may give you loud music and stupid lyrics, but only Captain Chemical gives you loud music and stupid lyrics with MORE COWBELL. Wait, Hozzy... that's a guitar you're beating on, not a cowbell! Ladies and gentlemen... presenting Captain Chemical Band guitarist HOZZY HASHBOURNE!

You can listen to music that is forced on you by the paid music industry... or you can hear great #indiemusic created by wonderful #indieartists by streaming just about any NAS playlist. NAS is always free and always interesting. Make the right choice! #stoppayola #iwantmyNAS

Bored with the same old commercial music? Check out the NAS playlists, where great new music discoveries are made every day! #indiemusic #stoppayola #IwantmyNAS #indieartists #NAS_Spotlight

Tired of the same old commercial, packaged music? Check out some "eclectic" #indiemusic by fascinating #indieartists, most of whom you will not have heard before... Hundreds of songs to explore in all kinds of styles. Available for free on the New Artist Spotlight (NAS) playlists!

NAS is indie music at its finest. #iwantmynas #stoppayola

NAS playlists are the best because they're full of great #indiemusic by wonderful #indieartists - so much better than mainstream commercial music!

Listen to NAS playlists... because #indiemusic is so much better than commercial music! #stoppayola #IwantmyNAS #indieartists

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NAS is a sort of music collective that gives indie artists exposure and support, so that human creativity and *good* music aren't destroyed by commercial interests. Give any NAS playlist a listen! #stoppayola #IwantmyNAS #indieartists #indiemusic