Is there anything more lame than content creators reading out aloud the fixtures for one team after the other while waffling about picks? Who has access to the fixture schedule and can check for themselves?

Exact money and 3FTs to do Gyok, KDH, King -> Bowen, Paq10, Longstaff and get the BB out of the way in gw8…

It’s the beginning of the IB. Y’all need to calm down with those transfers. Don’t mind my players going up in price of course but take a breather bro.

Wirtz projections in the mud as they should be. Hilarious/sad that Gabriel now outprojects Gyok the next 12. Models need to calm the f down on Bruno too though. DM ffs.

Is this IB one or two months?

Salah’s deez grace full output this season living rent free in my PhD brain. Pollution innit. Oughta live and let go.

Oh boy…my timeline is polluted with jammy, smug Saka owners. Wouldn’t mind them stepping on Legos tbh haha.

Small red. Didn’t deserve a green. Massively let down by Salah. Again. Looking forward to selling that fraud. 🤡

Are Gvard booking would turn my arrow green… 👀

Hope Big Erl gets defcon today 👀

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Guéhi just pips defcon!

People asking if they should consider DCL. My answer: Are you a mouse? 🐭🪤

Hey @trig-talks-fpl.bsky.social , your dedicated fans are thirsty for a spicy viedo.

Live footage of Salah’s form

I now have a great plan until gw15. Wonder if it’ll hold up for one, two, or three days. 👀

Can I just say that the following football clubs are wonderful: Leicester Crystal Palace Bournemouth Brighton Hove & Albion Take a bow. 👏

Gang, when are we hitting for free? I can’t find a good week. Might just hold it for eventualities and play it in 17-18-19, but I expect to have a strong team then from a mini-WC in 13 and 5 extra FTs in 16. 🤷‍♂️

C’mon JP and Salah. Do something. Y’all are wasting my budget.

And then Gakpo scores instead? Preeeetty annoying haha!

Salah misses big chance I hear? 🤬

Is Klopp’s energy finally starting to wear off? Honeymoon over for Slot ball?

Think Liverpool gonna rage-pound Yanited next week. Right in the snatch too.

Salah’s goose may finally be cooked but I’ll still cap him next week expecting a brace. 👑🪿⚽️⚽️

Let’s hope Chels don’t get another red to ruin the football match. Would like to see a goal fest in the second half.

Salah is becoming a serious issue. Way too much money for so little output. Will keep him for gw8 but then it could very well be curtains.

‘Tis the season of the randos 🤷‍♂️

Caicedo ⚽️‼️

At least I got goalkeeper points from Raya. Love that. Sitting there with Gyok through the IB seeing him drop in price and Saka rising is not going to be fun though. Today’s game was a bit of a catastrophe really. But we move.

Gyok out of form and off pens is a major dealbreaker.

How can Arsenal’s no 9 on 50% pens be a bad FPL pick? 🤷‍♂️

1-0 to The Arsenal in football is like Amen in the church. You can bank on it happening every time.

Salah+Gyok vs Saka+Isak+3M. Maybe option B is better from gw9…if Saka’s hammies hold up and Isak gets fully match fit…🤔

Not watching the games. Is Nuno nunoing? Tight Hammers?

Gyok needs to step it up. He’s becoming a Wirtz pick.

I’ve run out of podcasts so here we go

After pondering over my beer for a bit I think I might have a solid plan for GW4.

It’s time for a Guinness. 🍺

Mbeumo Iwobi Lerma Foden It’s the MILF midfield. (See what the IB can do to a man!? Send help.)

Mateta Wissa JP front three

Was told that fixtures bread form. Well then Mr Youri Tielemans.

Wissa-Did-It & Voldemort Interesting new-look duo up at the Magpies. 👀

FPL is like The Hunger Games. You make decisions and get some outcomes each round. Moves and countermoves.

Walsh on the FPL Wire?? Spicy combo. 🌶️🌶️ Good to see the other FML’er out and about. Seems like all the CCs are in mating season.

Alright? Busy little ant Flooooorian Weirds has not been doing the business. Let’s give him two more games and reassess shall we.

bravo romeo alpha victor oscar

Just learned a new way to complain about my FPL season! Foxtrot uniform charlie kilo. 😂

Tielemans price drop? Nobody cares and we move.

Voldemort

Donnarumma 5.5. Arsenal’s defence is better than City’s but could Gigi make the saves that produce the cleanies (and save points and bones)…Maybe. 👀