maybe some of you guys should rethink your philosophical positions when you fucking sound like me in my famously blowhard pre-fight cutscene

SUCH CELEBRATION

awfully bold of you to fly the Good Year blimp on a year that has been extremely bad thus far

I saw this years ago on Twitter but could not find the source, so for your Thanksgiving pleasure, I recreated it as best I could.

" FEAR IS USED 2 ENSLAVE THE MASSES! " I SCREAM AS I RIP DOWN THE DECORATIVE FUCKEN CARDBOARD AHRIMAN FROM THE NEW GRIDANIA BULLETIN BOARD

final fantasy xiv: heavensward

gentlemen, i implore you not to miss the Gamer's Challenge, wherein i will complete Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward without crying #FFXIV #TheBlackWolfShitpostsAgain

1572: The Battle Of Carteneau, Louisoix Saves all of Eorzea, celebrated, historically revered 1577: I tear down the waking sands and get Booed

IF EORZEA BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE BEASTMEN I WILL FACE THE TWELVE, AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

if your grave doesnt say "a gentleman is, rather than does" on it you are automatically drafted into hildibrand's zombie army

so long suckers! i rev up the agrius and create a huge cloud of ceruleum. when the cloud dissipates its lying completely dead in the lake

100 squats to increase your Max Piss

EMPEROR TELLS ME I CAN KISS THE ULTIMA WEAPON AT WORK, BUT NO OPEN MOUTH. I PUNCH THE FLOOR SO HARD I CAUSE A WAR OF SUCCESSION IN GARLEMALD

please bring your qiqirn to the jeweled crozier so i may bless/heal them. ill be sitting in a lawn chair wearing a stolen heaven`s ward outfit

"not my intention! not my intention!" i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a minion #FFXIV #TheBlackWolfShitpostsAgain

taking my 3D printed son to Saint Mocianne's Arboretum

The question of who is cringier remains. Come, adventurer...let us find the answer TOGETHER.

im afraid you do not grasp the enormity of who it is you are dealing with. (removes boss fight., revealing two sub-boss fights beneath) Shall we continue.. #FFXIV

hey varis im sorr y but me and every other legatus in a group linkshell called "thal's balls club" were talking and decided your son's posts suck shit #FFXIV #TheBlackWolfShitpostsAgain

"Ah!! Synchronize Boys!" i snort a line of midan gear shavings, tilt my head back and shake with agony as four miniature robots join themselves to me to become Brute Justice #FFXIV #TheBlackWolfShitpostsAgain

Food 200 gil data 150 gil rent 800 gil Ultima Weapon 3,600,000 gil utility 150 gil someone who is good with the economy please help me budget this. my legion is dying #FFXIV

who the fuck is scraeming "Unleash Ultima" at my castrum. show yourself, ascian. i will never cast ultima. such devastation is not my intention

every magitek reaper owner fantasizes about putting the top down and trudging across snowy plains, staring into the middle distance with grim determination #FFXIV #TheBlackWolfShitpostsAgain

#FFXIV #TheBlackWolfShitpostsAgain

"THIS WHOLE FÊTE SMACKS OF GENDER" i holler as i overturn nero's magitek grill and turn the 4th of Moonfire into the 4th of Shit

fuck "japes". everything i post is real. raw insight without the chocobo shite. no i will NOT follow ascian's. final fantasy xiv. i hear, feel, think for this.