I just want a new Burnout.

"Kevin Knight, what are you doing?" Might be a top 3 Excalibur call of all time.

Literally just start AEW PPVs at 6 PM and it'd be the greatest thing ever.

I literally screamed at this spot, holy shit,

Was that TOM MOTHERFUCKING GROSSI shown after the Bandido/Swerve chair spot?

Shooters gotta shoot.

There's no addiction like a Balatro addiction.

Wanting things to be just as hard or harder for the next generation because it was hard for you is the height of selfishness. We should all want children to have it easier than us and their children to have it easier than them.

FUCK ICE NOW AND FOREVER

I'm so waiting for the day my homegirl gets put on the "notable players" list for Street Fighter 6.

The Boys finale was unsatisfying.

I'm mad I couldn't make it to combo breaker because on of my coworkers is on a 20 day vacation so it's basically just me and one other guy working IT😭. I wanted to do some offline MK9. Maybe next time.

Y'all niggas really like summer? I thought y'all were playing.

2. I can rock with a 3. 4 is demonic.

W H E R E

I will never forget a punish my mom made me right 5 pages, front and back, on how important it is to do your homework. I spent all Saturday doing it at the kitchen table. Finally handed it in and she glanced at it, said "okay" and crumpled it up and threw it away. Don't tell me I wasn't writing😭😭

Being obsessed with digital trading card games is cheaper than being obsessed with physical trading card games. Thank you Shadowverse and Pokemon Pocket😭😭

This shit is so gorgeous

I bought that shit on sale for 100 bucks, great decision cuz this is FUCKED pricing.

To be a Detroit sports fan is to live in pain.

Always have your priorities in order.

You can't sneak diss someone while in active litigation for a diss song about you. I'm sorry, you just can't.

People going "omfg, where's Spider-Man???? soooo unbelievable" with Punisher and Daredevil like we don't have 80 years of the most nefarious shit ever happening in comics while x hero(es) isn't there. Sometimes niggas just not there.

I have so many games in my backlog that I will wait on a sale for almost anything.

I really wish people would stop touting the "a film needs to make 2 and a half times its budget to break even" rhetoric. I have no clue where it comes from but marketing budgets are not some standardized "film budget x 1.5".

Imma need people to lock in and start watching Widow's Bay IMMEDIATELT

Is Luffy going to be the first shonen protag that has never lost a popularity poll?

I got the dreaded "short teams call".

Minor Internet pet peeve. I really can't stand "confirmed?!". If a confirmation is in the form of a question then it's not confirmed. Injustice 3 is not confirmed, shut up.

(1) if you followed me because of my views on tech and FOSS technology, i am required by law to tell you that i am black (2) if you've never worked daily with a black person in tech, you're about to learn how much we hate it here

This goose stays on my neck

Wiz new album has a part where it goes "I got that shit on...shit on dot come". I almost looked it up to see if he really registered that...then stopped immediately😭😭

I could not care less how many men Megan Thee Stallion has slept with. I could not care less how many men *any* woman has slept with. We gotta leave "body counts" and discourse surrounding it behind.

That Chrisean Rock fight was the hottest, nastiest shit I've seen out of a boxing event. Would 100 percent attend the next one.

People will watermark their AI "creations". Like, buddy, please understand..

"How they gave his own show to Tad Ghostal? Any given second he could go mad postal Stay wavin' that power band space cannon And have the nerve to jump in the face of Race Bannon" God, I miss MF DOOM so much.

The Access of Evil

Who gone stop me?

If Expedition 33 causes Final Fantasy to go back to turn based combat it will be the game's greatest accomplishment.

Arturo is the perfect example of why just saying "sorry" shouldn't be enough to immediately forgive everything. People have to put in the work to show remorse and earn forgiveness. And even then some people may NEVER forgive you and that's just something you have to accept.

The government is filled with old and computer illiterate people, top to bottom. I need y'all to understand this.

I told this client "the calendar needs a different start and end time in order to activate. I see several that have the start time of 3 pm and the end time is the same (3 pm). Make the end time different than the start time". Tell me why they made it 3:00 - 3:00 3:05 - 3:05 3:10 - 3:10

We are really losing our "single player games that have a tacked on multiplayer that ends up being AWESOME" recipes.

Bro, look at this asshole

I saw a government workers work laptop have the "activate windows" tag. We're so cooked.

Stop trying to be the "heel" of a community. Heels only work in wrestling because we all understand that it's not real/they're playing a character. Being an asshole and playing it off as "they're just a heel" does not work.

Whoever yelled "Mortal Kombat" during MJF's entrance, just know you have a friend in me.

One “yes and” person is worth a thousand “well actually” bitches

Started watching a Thriller/Horror movie and within 6 minutes I had to turn it off. A character said dialogue so clunky I cried laughing and knew I had to stop😭