I just did my taxes during Roman Reigns’s Wrestlemania entrance. I’m getting money back!

WWWF changed to WWF in 1979. WWF changed to WWE in 2002. Of my math is right that means they were WWF for about 23 years and they’ve been WWE for the last 23 years.

Ya know. It isn’t until this time of year that A Christmas Story is probably the movie I’ve seen the most. Back in the day TBS would be playing multiple times a day. And then some years they’d play it for 24 hours straight. I’ve probably seen that movie a hundred times.

John Cena and John Chena

Armed and Dangerous (1986) starring John Candy, Eugene Levy, and Meg Ryan is one of the greatest buddy cop movies of all time. It would be a 10 movie franchise if it existed today. If you have never seen this or even if it’s been awhile, go watch it now. It’s on Roku channel. Free.

Ric Flair and Barry Windham

Witnesses after the Fight at the OK Corral:

If you’re defending Raja Jackson in anyway can you let me know so I can block you?

Hummus is what you eat when no one brings any other kind of dip.

“Would you like a dozen hardboiled eggs?” Me: “No thanks” “What about 24 deviled eggs?” Me:

Chris Cuomo rn:

I’m really tired of champions losing non-title matches to set-up title matches. It’s a really overdone trope in wrestling.

Please don’t show up on TV in a powder blue jacket. www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...

Why did Marvel cast Robert Downey Jr as Doctor Doom? He looks more like Tony Stark. Missed opportunity.

WWE needs to put Cena and Cody in a big tag match to see if they can get the fans back on his side. They’ll need heels that fans won’t cheer.

Half these guys who booed Cody were probably booing prime Cena back in the day.

So are all the matches no DQ tonight?

You can’t put the zip ties back on once they come off and everyone sees it.

Last time I saw a photographer that close to the action he was shooting a fireball into Hogans face.

When did Lego start making tables for WWE?

6 tag teams in one TLC match?! 12 wrestlers?!?

Who worked it best?

Seth Rollins:

I will become a mega fan of Charlotte if she does this tonight

Hi, can I Yeah, I’ll have take your a 2-piece order? CH-CIKEN!

I just saw Jellyroll do a Big Bossman slam and I didn’t hate it. 👍

Now we know why he changed the name to Gulf of America

Terry Bollea rn:

Dudes rock

Gunther shoulda had Regal in his corner as his special trainer.

DYK: Albert Popwell played four different characters in the first four Dirty Harry films? It took me till Sudden Death till I was like “wait, didn’t this guy (playing a detective) play a criminal in The Enforcer?”

There’s a hundred and forty-one and two third’s chance that El Grande Americano is Scott Steiner.

Dude was just bashing AI and he just gets waylaid out of nowhere.

Back in the days of message boards, I think the funniest post I saw was right when one of the Harry Potters movies came out. I was on Blizzrds WoW boards and someone posted a subject “Snape kills Dumbledoor” but the funny part was that when you clicked the message link the body was simply “spoiler”.

“Not all heroes wear capes” Right. Cause only fictional heroes wear capes.

Y’all I’ve given this a lot of thought - about twenty or thirty seconds - and I just lost my train of thought.

Acknowledge your Macho Chief ☝️

Tommy Pickles is like 35 years old. How the F did that happen?

@paramountplusbr.bsky.social Your app really stinks. Currently trying to watch The Agency and can’t get thru the second episode because it crashes during the ads. It does this a lot on all shows but now on this episode it’s just won’t work.

Jesse Ventura just now learned the Steel Cage rules.

Why are MITB qualifying matches standard one fall matches when the MITB is a ladder match?

I never realized Kylo Ren was in Grandmas Boy.

Where have I seen this before?

If the Empire hadn’t cared so much about the Death Star plans Luke never would have gotten involved. And no one else was gonna be good enough to blow up the DS.

Disney need to make some Star Wars films/series about what happened between episode 4 and episode 5. Doesn’t even have to be about Luke, Leia, and Han. It could be the remaining crew from Rebels.

The root cause:

Random thought: Bianca and Rhea should become best buds, take the tag titles and just utterly destroy any tag team put in front of them.

Time for Wrestlemania Sunday. Don’t take anything I say seriously.

It’s gonna be 2 years of certain “fans” pissing and moaning