This and mandatory age limits. Nobody over 70

Just watched Daniel Radcliffe hype his ‘one man show’ and if my lotto numbers hit, I’m going to NYC for it. Otherwise I’ll just wish from my couch in a living that looks like there was a struggle in the playroom

Sure. Why the fuck not?

Hubs has a personal conspiracy theory. We are in an orphaned timeline. A major event that was supposed to have been prevented happened hence the perpetual and escalating insanity What event? How will it resolve itself? I need a Doctor Who rewatch for this one.

So much bad news but just saw this guy & his lady are married. Needed this to end our day .. youtu.be/jPCJIB1f7jk?...

I do monthly TBR collections on my Kindle. I deleted last month’s somehow fully deleting the eARC that remained in it. Gone from my Kindle, gone from my content library Fortunately, it wasn’t archived on NG but I still have to wait for it to be resent and get back to roughly where I was #BookSky

I love how specific The Onion has to get to still be parody these days.

Sometimes I think people forget the ¢ symbol exists

My neighbor (who is Norwegian) told me they love tacos. Taco Friday is a whole thing there. I’m currently trying to convince my spouse to move us all to Norway and open a taco shop. Also how to spell ‘Frijolita’ so Norwegians will say it correctly. I’ve already got the mascot.

I’m 40% deep into Indigent by Briana Cox and I’d like to utilize this meme #BookSky

We should definitely be in timeout until we can play nicely with others

Austin area folks: Austin Animal Services is over capacity & needs help with foster & adopt. Additionally there is a Central Texas wide name your adoption fee event coming up, March 6-8. Please consider fostering if you can't adopt. Homes without children & pets are unicorn homes for some dogs.

I forgot we had the 100 Words for Little Geeks board book. 2 now knows the words dystopia and entropy

Remember when powerful people faced consequences? That was cool. Sometimes I wonder what it’s like in the timeline where the leaders of the confederacy were tried for treason. I bet it’s better there

SERIES PRICE DROP: $3.99 --> $1.99! If you haven't started the Taste of Love Series by Chandra Blumberg, make sure to grab both standalone novels in the author's contemporary romance series while they're on SALE for $1.99! #booksky Digging Up Love: amzn.to/38hVzxj Stirring Up Love: amzn.to/3yVil7W

Another baby at Dilley detention center needs your help! This is life or death. Please use the resource document below to make the calls.

2 wanted some of 6’s bagel. He agreed to let me break off a tiny piece but didn’t really want to share. Me: What do we say? 2: I want more bagel Me: I was going for ‘thank you’

There’s a Pakistani-Canadian family at our bus stop we’re friendly with Hubs: You should wear my Miracle on Ice jersey and ask about the game Me: You know that whole Geneva Convention list? A lot of that was Canada. Maybe I don’t antagonize the career military Canadian #Olympics

🤣 ‘Stupid Canadian wolf bird’ 🤣 🪦 #HeatedRivalry

Just walked in to see USA vs Slovakia men’s hockey. It’s 5-0 in the 3rd. I’m not sure murder is in the spirit of the #Olympics

I was unsettled and firmly gripped by this domestic horror novel. I feel much better about my parenting choices. Review is on IG (link below) and blog (link in profile) #BookSky

THESE ARE NOT AURORAS: Montana is a good place to see auroras, so on Feb 17th when Jane Horton of Helena MT saw towering lights in the night sky. "Are these auroras?" Not exactly. These are light pillars caused by city lights shining into freezing air. spaceweather.com/images2026/2...

My oldest had a habit of running off when he was 2-3. At a grocery store, I busted out the Mom Voice to say “Hands on the cart!” A grown woman in her 20s looked at me and said “I almost put my hands on your cart.” That is the power of Mom

Between my toddler not sleeping through the night for almost 2 weeks and my oldest coughing for half of last night, a night in the hospital sounds really restful.

I’ve influenced people to read books. I still feel like a schmuck saying I’m an influencer. Like, it’s not wrong but a gross exaggeration. Both kids are sick and Europeans wish they got the days off school my oldest gets

Reminds me of this fab cartoon...

Hi. Are you buried in the horrors right now? Maybe you can take a break and recover some hit points while you read this charming history of the Easy Bake Oven.

2 has a cold. I just deployed the booger sucker so she should be avoiding me for at least 5 minutes

Fellow millennials! You remember the Ludacris song Stand Up? When I move, you move It came out over 20 years ago and I just heard it used to sell diapers. We’re old.

And since I'm here, there's just a few days left to @tychebooks.bsky.social kickstarter and it's stuck at 99 backers and so I need someone to back it to bring it to an event 100 like the way God intended. www.kickstarter.com/projects/tyc...

When it’s one of NetGalley’s most requested books and they sent you a widget because you liked the author’s last one #BookSky

Today on asinine things I’ve said as a parent: “If you kept your giant head to yourself, she wouldn’t have been able to pull your hair”

2 has spent the last few weeks dealing with what I’m calling ‘the demon hour.’ She wakes up 2-3 hours after bedtime screaming like we need to call a priest. It’s been fun

Me: [puts on Taylor] 2: No Me: What do you want to listen to? Rock or metal? 2: Metal

Almost done with the audiobook for They Call Her Regret by Channelle Desmaours and I have to say #booksky

If you want some good news, the wedding at the halftime show was real

When the Olympics are on, it’s default TV in our house. I just got to explain what happened to Lindsay Vonn to my 6 YO 😬

ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.” What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.

I Googled Ilia Malinin for funsies. He’s from my area. The high school he graduated from is where I go to vote.

Just a reminder, you stare into the abyss and scream into the void. The abyss is not properly insured for that.

Saw this by a library. It feels like the album cover for an indie rock band you’ve never heard of.

Back this worthy Kickstarter by a Canadian editor and publisher, and be rewarded with knowing snacks will be given to Jersey and Luna (next post has evidence)! www.kickstarter.com/projects/tyc...

Any other HRCYED heroes on #BookSky? I wrapped my Readathon this week. I did Winterween (and added a spooky graphic novel) inspired by This Is Summerween over on IG #HRCYED

New releases! #booksky

Dentist: Have you been grinding your teeth? Between the relentless news cycle and the intense overstimulation from excessive togetherness with my kids being home, I’m amazed that’s all I’ve been doing.

Sometimes I wonder what it’s like in the timeline where confederate traitors were treated the way they ought to have been. I bet it’s nice there. Way less stupid and pedo-y

Informative, interesting, and heavy. I had to look up adequate synonyms for torture, depravity, and evil but it’s important to remember our history. #BookSky jessejane306.wordpress.com/2026/02/01/f...