After seeing #YouTube get in on the #NFL action and advertising their influencers, other channels are now looking to get in on the action and are pitching segments to the NFL that they could use if they were able to air a game on their network. #HGTV #TLC #HistoryChannel

I’m sitting in the waiting room at the dentist while R.E.M.’s “Everybody Hurts” plays on the radio. How’s your Thursday going?

My Daughter: “What do you think of Aquaman as a baby name?” Everyone Else in the Room: “omg no way!” Me: “boy or girl?”

Daughter: “Dad, where are the floss picks?” Me: (opening my phone) “OK, here’s one of my floss right after I ate corn. Here’s one of right after the wings I had the other night. Oh! This one! This is right after the shrimp I had at lunch today!” #dadjokes

Ending a zoom call with one person and saying “Enjoy the rest of your day.” = Pleasant, well-mannered Ending a zoom call with multiple people and saying “Enjoy the rest of your days.” = Morbid, borderline threatening

RIP George Wendt! God is standing behind the bar, wiping down a mug with a bar towel, and he says… “How’s it going today, Mr. Wendt?” Give me your best “Norm” responses.

Our daughter just got home from college with her cat. Our other cat right now: #catsofbluesky

Joe Don Baker passes away and everyone is like “he was amazing in Walking Tall”. But 80’s kid me is over here like “RIP Whammer from The Natural and corrupt police Chief from Fletch.” Dude knew how to play the antagonist.

Not gonna lie. For me, this is one of the cooler parts of owning a MacBook. #lazy #mac

Cleveland Browns lining up five wide at QB in Week 1.

Saturday morning stare down. #Caturday #CatsofBluesky

Right now somewhere there is a Web Developer that’s also kind of philosophical and is considering a tattoo that says "If you never clear your cache, you're living in the past."

Shout out to all of the parents who have said “He is risen!” to their son who is home from college for Easter, getting up at 2pm hungover.

I’ve decided that moving forward I’ll be referring to cleaning the lint out of my phone’s charging port as “cleaning out its belly button”.

I'm not normally one to brag. But earlier today I waited until I was done peeing before I flushed the toilet. #maturation #babysteps

Renaming him George Catstanza #Caturday #CatsofBlueSky

Adam Scott is so awesome. Also, Adam Scott can devour feculence.

Ok so yesterday I was giving her the benefit of the doubt because she was in the car for four hours. But now I’m starting to think she’s just being lazy. #catsofbluesky

I simply astonished at how well executed this scene from Severance Episode 9 was. To put that mono-syl-lab-ically…Love This Show! Slight Spoiler Alert…probably not technically, but being respectful youtu.be/H4yVDB19_1E?...

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This girl is wiped out from a long drive today. #caturday #catsofbluesky

Just recorded a new song… “Graveside Tales” Check it out… youtu.be/ATrKGkTW_oE?... #originalmusic #newmusic #acoustic #acousticguitar

If you think I'm above pulling the "It's my birthday" card, you'd be so wrong 😜 It's my 50th and I want to share part of that journey with you. If you're into mysteries, you might like "Broken Pledges". amazon.com/dp/B098M993YK/ #writingcommunity #murdermystery #fiction #bookofbluesky #booksky

Itching for the warm weather now to start seeing things come back to life around here.

I have an idea for a TV show about an obstetrician named Braxton Hicks that solves crime in his spare time. But for most of each episode he keeps catching the wrong person. He always thinks he's catching the bad guy. But it always turns out to be a false alarm. #WritingCommunity

For anyone who needs to travel by airplane this week, here's hoping that you don't end up seated right next to the bathroom, AKA the Poop Seat. #travel youtu.be/8JNqM0H14pk

Trying to remind my sleep deprived self that I've been looking forward to this day for months and that the extra hour of sunlight later will be worth it. Need. More. Coffee!

I have a theory that the big climactic ending of #severance Season 2 is that iMark finally finishes Cold Harbor and we find out the room is just an endless loop of Gemma with a Little Orphan Annie decoder ring finding out that the message is "Be Sure To Drink Your Ovaltine".

A Kappa Chi Rho pledge found dead. A pledge brother investigated for murder. A father with a secret intent on proving his son’s innocence. Grab your copy of BROKEN PLEDGES today! amazon.com/dp/B098M993YK/ #writingcommunity #thriller #fastread #fiction

Happy #Caturday to all from these two