Y'all see this shit

Every Hitman 2 mission is like, "You could shoot this guy once with the whisper-quiet gun that you always carry... or you could tamper with the burner on his hot-air balloon..."

No, you misheard me, I said your house was IMMANENT domain. Not any particular domain, but the manifestation of Domain itself. It will be bulldozed imminently. Yes you heard that one correctly lol

The Stallman Paradox. Food for thought about free/open source: paragraph.com/@holonic-hor...

Don't trust a computer you can't throw out a window Don't save data you can't bury in the woods

This local college's crossword puzzle is diabolical. "R-V Hookup" - STU "Seat at the London Stock Exchange" - ARSE "Something good to do a 180 on" - LSAT I'm fuming

Disappointing, but on the other hand, imagine getting stuck on another boring mission where you have to eavesdrop on some klansmen having same racist conversation over and over.

every gdscript code snippet is like: if thing: call("do") and then the C# equivalent is like: public private partial class void Thing : MyThing: { GodotObject.ThingDoer(thing) } Thing = newThing }}}}}}}}}} and apparently that's much better

Boring. Gimme a bright orange brick with big button on the side that flips it open

this was supposed to be the setup to a joke but it's actually going fine

I've decided to learn git. How hard can it be

In case you were looking for a cool new way to describe a song you really like: Bassdrive host just described a track in his set as "pay attention"

People at airport baggage claim should stand *away* from the carousel until they see their bag. You don't need to post up by the conveyor belt it's not a sushi restaurant

obsolete

Dozens of good reasons are given as to why the web seemed better back then: attention was spread across more sites, modes of engagement farming were more tolerable, etc. But maybe it's also because the eminent "influencer" of that era was not the streamer or vlogger, but the flash animator

Macromedia Flash was something of a miracle in retrospect

volume up

I intend to

On the bright side we're presently to see a whole new slate of Death Stranding cosplayers doing bits where they fall down convention center escalators

REPORT: Capital Allocated Irresponsibly

Calculus: Demonic. Usury and rocket science. A math for compounding interest and killing millions. What the hell is "e" Trigonometry: beautiful triangles, unified under a sacred order. God's in His Heaven and He smiles on you memorizing pi to the 50th digit

I assumed path finding in Godot would be a week-long coding nightmare but it worked perfectly on the first try. I tell my little guy where to go and he... just goes there. Unbelievable

The Modal Nodes just aren't the same since Figrin D'an left

The new Asterix on Netflix is so good. Impeccable character animation. Sublime environments. Actually funny dialogue and visual gags. Feels fresh yet faithful to the original comics in all the right places. 10/10

they're saying your meshes aren't manifold

The craziest part of Godzilla is when he shows up and everybody in Japan is like, "who's that?!"

A couple Inkscape doodles from college. This was the extent of my theory back then

I wanted to like it, I really gave it a chance- but The Day The Earth Blew Up was disappointing. 0.09 laughs-per-minute.

I'll see any movie starring Mark Ruffalo as a disgusting pervert. He's in his element whenever he plays a repulsive lecherous villain

Here's two versions of the same comic. First one I drew in high school, second one in college

HUMAN ARTISTS, use only one piece to convince people to follow you

Me: why's this beer cost more than it used to Cashier: sin tax Me: sorry- why DOES this beer cost more than it once did

I'm embarrassed by a lot of the work I did in high school but I think this cartoon still holds up

Gamdev tip: do not stop working on your game because if you try to open it again after a month you will have forgotten how it all works

I think I'll do a retrospective on my career as an artist, starting with my earliest works. Evidently I was once quite proud of myself for figuring out how to render some colorful blobs

Though many films have explored the premise that animals can talk, Flow is the first to begin with the premise that animals know how to conn a sailboat. They can't exactly speak but they can steer a Chinese junk

Here is a useful table for production I decided to hand-write for some reason. If you produce music at one of the listed tempos, it makes it easy for an editor or animator to tightly synchronize their work to the beat at a standard frame rate.

Joe Rogan seems like a good listener

I was the character 3D artist and animator on this game. Shout it out!

this was my turning point as an artist i think

Bring back right-click-select. Bring back the OOPS schematic. Bring back that little button that automatically names your material one of 140 colors from the CSS standard back when web devs thought it would be helpful to write "Tomato" instead of a hex code so now your material is named Tomato

Posting my best work first

seeing if I can get my other gifs to work

Twitter: Racist says you have 2 months before Trump deports you. You both live in Canada Bluesky: Words of praise for joining bluesky, but in a tone usually reserved for toddlers Facebook Reels: Man in China shows you a creature you thought went extinct in the Cambrian and drops it in a seafood boil

for your consideration and enjoyment: a gif I made in Blender back in 2005

She paid for my bubble tea, i call that Boba Debt

I'm posting skeets for others to reskoot. This is outrageous.