Which country is getting bombed to distract everyone from the nonces running the world? Iran the current favourites.

33 days to produce the square root of fuck all. Yet every fucking email or tweet from the cunts is to ask for more fucking money. Absolutely fucking criminal from #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

The fact Nicholson must be in tears at having to knock back 25 million for Engels, added to the huns raging at the price tag is giving me a warm fuzzy feeling during an otherwise grim transfer window. #CelticFC

As the transfer window draws to a close, #CelticFC now face 9 games in 29 days, ending with a trip to Ibrox. MO’N must know that this squad cannot possibly cope with that schedule without reinforcements. #SackTheBoard

#CelticFC Transfer window #SacktheBoard

And the wait for a permanent replacement goes on… #CelticFC

Under normal circumstances, after playing with 10 men for more than an hour midweek before a Sunday trip to Tynecastle, that would be a good point for #CelticFC But we’ve dug such a deep hole for ourselves, losing so many games that we’ve got a mountain to climb and no room for error. Sack the board

Based on absolutely nothing, new #CelticFC striker Tomas Cvancara is the Czech equivalent of Chris Sutton and definitely hates the huns. Ignore this post when the deal inevitably falls through tomorrow.

The #CelticFC X/Twitter feed is a clear and present danger to my mental health.

If there is a single person left who thinks this #CelticFC team will win anything this season, I’ve got some magic beans for you.

Basis

What it feels like watching #CelticFC appoint a real manager, play a back four, keep a clean sheet and win a game then you remember our club is still run by a bunch of parasitic Tory arseholes. Striker watch continues.

Josh Allen put the cape on again. What a player. Took an absolute beating but kept coming. #BillsMafia #Bills

The biggest lie fans tell themselves is that they’ll be back next year

Bullshit call. Clock had expired. #Bills #Jags

Josh Allen calling his missus to let her know he’s still alive after this game. #Bills #Jags #NFLPlayoffs

Another day on striker watch. Come on #CelticFC Make the call to #Hibs about Kieron Bowie. Exactly the kind of physical presence we need and the right age for the bean counters at the club.

Watching #CelticFC control a game from start to finish and keep a clean sheet.

Don’t know if I should feel delighted at the result or raging at #CelticFC for 5 weeks of self immolation.

Really trying to wean myself off the X hellscape this time. #CelticFC

Never felt more more politically adrift. We’ve got an #SNP government scared to talk about #ScottishIdependence , a #Labour govt cutting benefits for disabled people and media reporting child murder like football scores while crying their eyes out about obscure rap acts at #Glastonbury

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Maeda being double teamed every time he gets the ball but somehow Adam Idah has been invisible for 35 minutes. #CelticFC

Massive effort to be 30 seconds from beating Bayern on their patch before visiting a #Hibs team unbeaten in 12 who could and should have been 2-0 up on their last visit to #Celtic Park. Shouldn’t be a massive surprise that we struggled. Zapruder level analysis of the disallowed goal is embarrassing

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I rated Gladiator II (2024) 3/10 #IMDb

Gladiator II is hot garbage.