“Happy Canada Day! My day has been eventful.”

“Staying warm is important. The bio-armour and battle suit help keep me warm, but it can only do so much.”

“Just came back from an adventure in space. Hopefully I didn’t miss anything too crazy.”

// Just learned of this. A little late to the party but I guess it’s coming soon?

“Even before taking up the mantle of Captain Canuck, I did what I could to save lives.”

// Not to get too political but… Captain Canuck comics in regards to the current US president

Sometimes the heroes of the States concern me.

“People shouldn’t play around with guns. They’re very dangerous.”

“I am not the guy from Alpha Flight”

// Captain Canuck can beat up Homelander

“Blustering Beavertails!”

“Need help getting up? Or is this one of the days that the floor is more comfortable.”

“Rough day?”

“Been practicing the ol’ superhero landing.”

“You’d think I’d spend a lot of time just in Canada. But I spend a lot of time in space as well.”

🤨

Oh yes. Go ahead. Take a bite without asking. …I think a certain Canadian has been spending a little too much time down south.

…sweet chili mayo, actually. I like a bit of subtle heat.

slowly puts down his sandwich and walks away

Slowly sips his double double “……There sure are a lot of American superheroes.”

// I know I’m hardly on this account but I do still exist. And I am indeed still Canadian

he smiles “Sounds risky for anyone who’d join you for dinner.”

“Figured. Does seem to take a lot of focus.”

“I would not recommend eating a gun.”

“Requesting Incredible Poutine?”

“I don’t hate Steve Rogers or his flag. Or the country. But I do have very strong opinions about certain politicians who could use a good elbow to the face.”

// Following every Captain America account that ends up on my radar

pumps fist in the air “Canada wins!”

“We will not bow down to bullies.”

“Once again, I am not the man from Alpha Flight.”

// Captain Canuck vs Captain America Probably biased but I feel like Tom has the edge when it comes to strength and tech/weapons, while Steve has the edge in experience, and overall fighting styles/skills. Both are probably evenly matched in speed and reflexes.

“Patriotism and nationalism are not interchangeable. And these days, the two terms are used interchangeably.”

“A vacuum cleaner. After all, their nests are mostly bits of string and lint. Sometimes lost mittens and socks too, so watch out for that. Wouldn’t want a clog, eh?”

“You can safely lure them out of the house with peanut butter on toast. Then you can remove their nest afterwards with a vacuum cleaner.”

“Beware of the house hippos. They tend to go for the toes.”

“…Why the mask if my identity is public? Well, you wouldn’t ride a bike without a helmet.”

“This may be a shock to certain folks south of the border, but Canada is not for sale.”

// 𝕄𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕔 ℙ𝕝𝕒𝕪𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥

// ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕋𝕣𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕒

// ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕊𝕥𝕒𝕥𝕤

“𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕞𝕒𝕪 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕘𝕚𝕧𝕖 𝕦𝕡 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕕𝕚𝕖 𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕀’𝕞 𝕘𝕠𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕠 𝕘𝕠 𝕕𝕠𝕨𝕟 𝕗𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘!” Captain Thomas Aaron Evans Soldier. Agent. Hero. Legend. Captain Canuck ♡ + ↻