he smiles “Sounds risky for anyone who’d join you for dinner.”

“Figured. Does seem to take a lot of focus.”

“I would not recommend eating a gun.”

“Requesting Incredible Poutine?”

“I don’t hate Steve Rogers or his flag. Or the country. But I do have very strong opinions about certain politicians who could use a good elbow to the face.”

// Following every Captain America account that ends up on my radar

pumps fist in the air “Canada wins!”

“We will not bow down to bullies.”

“Once again, I am not the man from Alpha Flight.”

// Captain Canuck vs Captain America Probably biased but I feel like Tom has the edge when it comes to strength and tech/weapons, while Steve has the edge in experience, and overall fighting styles/skills. Both are probably evenly matched in speed and reflexes.

“Patriotism and nationalism are not interchangeable. And these days, the two terms are used interchangeably.”

“A vacuum cleaner. After all, their nests are mostly bits of string and lint. Sometimes lost mittens and socks too, so watch out for that. Wouldn’t want a clog, eh?”

“You can safely lure them out of the house with peanut butter on toast. Then you can remove their nest afterwards with a vacuum cleaner.”

“Beware of the house hippos. They tend to go for the toes.”

“…Why the mask if my identity is public? Well, you wouldn’t ride a bike without a helmet.”

“This may be a shock to certain folks south of the border, but Canada is not for sale.”

// 𝕄𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕔 ℙ𝕝𝕒𝕪𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥

// ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕋𝕣𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕒

// ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕊𝕥𝕒𝕥𝕤

“𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕞𝕒𝕪 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕘𝕚𝕧𝕖 𝕦𝕡 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕕𝕚𝕖 𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕀’𝕞 𝕘𝕠𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕠 𝕘𝕠 𝕕𝕠𝕨𝕟 𝕗𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘!” Captain Thomas Aaron Evans Soldier. Agent. Hero. Legend. Captain Canuck ♡ + ↻