Perhaps our King of Kings needs stigmata bandages because he's got blood coming out of his wherever.

This administration is so unbelievably good at fucking up, one wonders if they even deserve the spoils of their shameless graft.

If Trump doesn't hold his Coronation on the 250th, some Democrats will say he's weak - and they'd be right.

Is He still for You? Or Him/Them?

The great self-dealmaker said Obama had 'absolutely no ability to negotiate' with Iran and would start a war. Instead, Obama did a Great Deal and the other guy started two Iran Wars. That's why I'm voting Independent.

Our Total Military Victory drags on 76 days so Iran halts the nuclear Trump allowed by pulling out of JCPOA. American families each foot almost a $1,000 bill for Iran War I & now IWII: Hormuz Hagallah, counting only jacked gas $ vs just before the war and DOW (Dept of War) bucks. Still worth it?

DOW hit 50 thou yet? So close... When it does, that's 9% annual return or less, the longer it takes. Not too long ago he called Biden's 16% a 'failing economy'. But hey, he got President, what does anyone who voted for him matter now? I call that 'smart'.

If I finance my burger does that make it an investment?

80 days in, retail gas customers alone have spent an extra $45Bn at the pump, $300 per household. Gas is almost $1.50 more than it was when he took office and promised to lower it, $1.00 more than Biden's 4-year average. Romney was right, god bless him, just about the wrong guy.

Who can keep track of Trump's promises, failures, and crimes? So I built a museum of horrors at loserbored.com with real data. Updated quarterly with major promises and claims. Or if I'm bored.

Every story a variation on 'and then everyone clapped'

Absolutely brilliant: Tariffs cost Americans ~2k/family this past year, yet still covered only 2% more of one year's fed budget. Now - the companies get your refund because the Guy didn't bother to pass them legally through Congress. Please, please keep voting this way. It's hilarious, if tragic.

Coffee still costs 40% more - 10¢ more per cup even at home. But cut each cup with 2 raw eggs, you can break even to 2024 prices (just ignore the past year when you paid 200% more per dozen). I call it Salmonella Blend and it's gonna be huge.

The natural, logical 2A conclusion is that the entire White House Press Corps should be heavily armed at all times.

For a guy who said cheating on taxes was smart, he sure does make a great taxman: You have paid an extra $89 Billion at the pump because of his War, which now killed almost 10k people and wounded 44k - I'm sure not a single one will hold a grudge, after He makes a deal that barely matches Obama's.

Speech spells seashells on the seashore

you know, obama never got kid rock to brief the pentagon. 4D check and...mate.

2A does not protect a right to bear opinions critical of your president. Guns don't kill people - tweets by center-left accounts do.

After the inevitable Iran Deal no better and most likely worse than Obama's, just remember you have to grade Trump on a Bell Curve.

The WHCD attempt is proof that for the safety of this country, now more than ever - we must replace every face on Mt. Rushmore with Trump's.

This admin has really raised the bar for any after - whether it's DOGE savings or deportations, all it takes is less than 1% of your promise to say you've won.

Never in the history of the country has one man been so desperate to prove himself better that a black man, only to prove over and over again what a pathetic failure he is in comparison. Ok, maybe not never...

GOPeeners crying about VA and CA putting to voters what TX did by decree made one fatal error forewarned by many a bumper sticker - they messed with Texas.

If Democrats, for a singular transactional moment, promised Trump they'd slap his name on everything after the midterms, he would throw the entire GOP under the bus and drive over it. This I know to be self-evidently true.

With math whiz and dead penis expert RFK Jr. equivocating on stats: measles haven't been this bad since outbreaks under Bush (Poppy not Dubya), with only a few hundred cases/year since, now at 4k for this administration, almost 1,800 in this year alone. #MAHA

Call me a bleeding heart, but I go back and forth between thinking it's tragic these dui frat bros and the trust fund crybaby fuck up everything they touch, and hilarious. It's like they believe they absolutely deserve to rule but also can't believe they are actually there, so might as well graft.

Trump is so focused on that dang Ballroom he's losing sight of the real work of the President of the United States - completing the Arch duh Trump.

A year after the smartest tariffist in the world pulled all his punches and made exactly zero impact to the Trade Deficit, you all still got to pay the bill with higher prices. Say 'thank you', I guess?

U.S. Allies, standing, and USAID were the real walls protecting America and we tore them down, but let's not forget how little of the actual wall he built:

If only Trump had gotten into Late-Night Clown School - how different the world might have been.

I have to admit MAGA really did a great job Owning the Libs™ who now pay 5% more for everything on top of the inflation in Biden's term. Libs are paying through the nose for their avocado lattes (+40%), farm-to-table hamberders (+20%), and artisanal single-source gasoline (+30%). What suckers!

With the absolutely pathetic overall job growth numbers over the past year, cut the guy some slack, ehkay? Real American Jobs for Real American Men in manufacturing... lost 82,000 in this term so far.

Congratulations @pamblondi! The DOW (Dead or Wounded) is 48,500 in daddy's little excursion, 500+ Americans injured & 13 killed, $100 Billion in the hole & costing you daily at the pump which is the only thing we once cared about. Oh and a shit deal served on shitbread, with a side of shit.

When Trump eventually signs the even worse deal JCPOB at the cost of tens of billions and tens of thousands of lives, at least his kids will have made some money off of it. And isn't family what counts in the end?

Will he cut the red wire at 0:01 like some derivative action flick, at 0:03 like a decent thriller, or at 1:00 because he can't tell hours from seconds? jk it was the blue wire.

Sure gas is up 40% and he's promised to end a civilization tonight, but let's not forget the number he's done on jobs - so far only 2% of the last guy, and only 4% vs. the same point in Biden's term.

I am comforted by the fact that no matter what The Entertainer does tonight, there will be a line of Republicans around the block falling over themselves to explain how it was the smartest brilliantist move ever.

Went for a burger with a friend - it costs 20% more. Said 'I'll just come over,' but gas is over 30% more. He said 'screw it, let's just grab a coffee,' but that's 40% more. Just kidding, I don't have a friend.

We've been at war with Iran since the 1979 Hostage Crisis just like we've been at war with Israel since the 1967 USS Liberty incident.

With the Trump-Iran War, I'm starting to think that Nobel might be beyond the grasp of those majestic, not-stubby fingers.

After the NBC measles article, to put it in perspective -

16 monuments to the very humble and very secure President planned or underway - if nothing else, the man does have a knack for slapping his name on things.

Echoing the excellent work of @mapresearch.bsky.social

Gas hits $4.00 and we all know whose fault this is. www.cbsnews.com/news/mitt-ro...

Hey can we do another #NoKings today? I thought of a few more signs.

Not only has the war-not-war cost the military more than $30 Billion, but it has cost Americans over $30 Billion at the pump just this month. When this is all over, all this will be worth it to have the deal Obama sealed 10 years ago.

As he told Howard Stern, Trump's "own private Vietnam" was not a War, it was a Sexcursion.

I'm just gonna say it - I'm beginning to think the only thing that can stop a complete global meltdown is... you guessed it: woke.

Dear God we're almost down to 0% growth in the past year for the 60% of Americans who have 401k/retirement investments. Who knew owning the libs would be so expensive?

The more I think about it, the more I see the age of Trump as the story of a bunch of decent, regular, good-hearted folks who are just trying to fuck over people who weren't really affecting their lives... and burning their own fucking faces off. Over and over. Again and again.