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Don’t overthink it: what comic book panels/pages live in your head rent-free? Drop four and tag #comcicsdna

…I’m assuming the ones swiping Catcher can’t afford a doorstop.

Homie said:

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy. Not a selfie.

“…’Trollface?’”

Probably my favorite moment in the entire series. #KamenRiderDecade #KamenRiderHibiki #FinalFormRideHibiki #FinalAttackRideHibiki #Ongekidou #Decade #Todoroki #Amaki #Diend #Zanki #Ibuki

Does anyone else remember when this was satire?

This is who runs this account

Reskeet with a tweet you still think about

The Colleen Ballinger downfall had so many layers, and I’m still amazed at how a former fan turned grifter and used the moment to try to tear down her ex husband, only to be exposed in the most humiliating way possible.

mood

Welp. I guess if you don’t have to worry about the Feds’ probe anymore, you can just…do that. #SummerSlam

…Oh. Oh fuck. #SummerSlam

crowd be like #SummerSlam #AndNew #RhodesVSCena

#SummerSlam #RhodesVSCena #WWEChampionship

RIP Spanish announce table #SummerSlam

HIS STF IS STILL TERRIBLE #SummerSlam

Cena kicks out at two VINTAGE CENA #SummerSlam #RhodesVSCena #WWEChampionship

HEY LISTEN #SummerSlam #RhodesVSCena #WWEChampionship

Wait, is the story finished yet, or not, or…? #SummerSlam #WWEChampionship #RhodesVSCena

SLIMY DISGUSTING BOTTOM-FEEDING TRASHBA— #SummerSlam #BillionDollarPrincess

*deep inhale* WHAT’STHATALLABOOT #SummerSlam #AndStill #sucio #desmadre #RIPEddie

DOUBLE EDDIE TRICKERY FUCK FUCK FUCK F #SummerSlam

Trying to get the stream to work properly like #SummerSlam #ICTitle #AJvsDom

Thinking about the triple threat like #SummerSlam #ICTitle #AJvsDom #sucio #phenomenal

MEWNSAHLT (too bad the match was over) #SummerSlam #SteelCage

…See. THIS is why they used to lock the door, and only a pinfall could win it. #SummerSlam #SteelCage

Like…I’m not the only one thinking Jacob Fatu looks like he’s ready to hit up a dungeon and top some lucky sub in that mask, right? …Right? #SummerSlam #SteelCage

SOMEbody’s jumping off this motherfucker before this is over, for sure. #SummerSlam #SteelCageMatch

bayley noooo wtf is you doin #SummerSlam

…Is this the silliest use of a steel chair, or the most inventive? 🤔 #SummerSlam #BeckyVSLyra #haveaseat

Somewhere, Sandman quietly raises a beer. #SummerSlam #kendosticks #BeckyVSLyra

QUICK WHAT’S THE SAFE WORD #SummerSlam #WomensICChampionship #BeckyVSLyra

*clears throat* HAVE A SEAT #SummerSlam #WomensICChampionship #BeckyVsLyra

For a second, I thought Lyra was gonna use the Austin Powers thumb defense against the chain. #SummerSlam #BeckyVSLyra

Who among us HASN’T inadvertently brought a kendo stick to a crowbar fight? #SummerSlam #WomensICChampionship

Okay, I draw the fucking line at brand logos on the goddamn tables though. Come the fuck on. #SummerSlam #latestagecapitalism

JESUS #SummerSlam

Fucking Eddie chant gonna have me chillando 😭😭😭 #SummerSlam #RIPEddie #ThreeAmigos

Please stop showing the Bolea family a beg #SummerSlam