I'm so brainrotted over Leon Kennedy I'm coming up with my own OC that's a cop or detective, somebody cool. Thinking of naming him Reznor Harcourt or something like that.

Hey fuckers, I'm still alive. Spending lots of time with my partner Angel before he goes on tour, playing the fuck out of Resident Evil.

Like a lot of people, I am extremely hot for Leon S. Kennedy right now. RE9 is occupying quite a large chunk of my brain.

I think Ed forgot he's supposed to do a stream on Patreon tomorrow, and I don't have the heart to tell him.

We're dealing with the third year of fucking termites. Everyone seems to think we can just spray em and smash em and block up holes they come out of. But I think we need an exterminator. No one ever listens to me.

For roughly 5 seconds I considered some AI help for Happy Snacks (asking what else I should add to it) but the entire fucking point of bringing it back is so I use my brain more and get creative again. Fuck AI. Just, entirely.

We're having a memorial DJ set for WeeWee. It includes a lot of Sam Cooke, 70s Rod Stewart, Brian Wilson, and Johnny Cash, things I was listening to a lot when we adopted WeeWee.

My first issue back doing Happy Snacks is Deborah the Cow, featuring her girlfriend Dorothy the Sheep. Here are some exclusive photos of the couple.

I am in no way wanting to rush out and get another cat right now, but I don't doubt that in the future I'll 100% have another one. I'm telling myself right now, his name better be Gary. How in the hell have I lived 26 years without a cat named Gary, as the massive SpongeBob fan I am?

I just had a dream we were at CVS and I was pretending to be my OC Alan. I was in character picking up stuff he'd get. But I wasn't actually able to pay for it myself. So we go to pay and an employee stops us and checks out a lady that wasn't even in line right in front of us. We're like wtf (1)

By the light of the silver morning I'll be gone. music.youtube.com/watch?v=7GA1...

For you, there'll be no more crying For you, the sun will be shining.... To you, I'll give the world, To you, I'll never be cold... And I love you, like never before

We gotta fight to survive If we surrender we die So don't try living a lie Just come out alive from the... smokescreen

Happy International Women’s Day 🖤 👕- Ed Harcourt

WHY are we still having to deal with Trump at all? He should not have us by the balls like this. It should be the other way around.

We should be making Trump scared as fuck to even step out of bed in the morning. What the FUCK are we doing?

While we're here and I'm sharing shit, fuck Vince Neil and all the rich motherfuckers too rich and "important" to experience the full extent of the law. "Ain't no rules when you're at the top Money talks, but it's all you've got" music.youtube.com/watch?v=oSYX...

I'm listening to my friend Lauren's playlist. Her taste overlapped with my cat's sometimes, of all fuhking people. And the sad songs in it fuhking cut like a goddamn knife (Butterfly by Weezer, Songbird by Fleetwood Mac)... Fuck. Grief sucks.

I dedicated the original Bruce Springsteen version to our cat Dylan when he died in 2014. "Everything that dies someday comes back." youtu.be/4NYjzRYGM0E?...

I'm drinking before noon listening to the saddest songs I can think of, that I vaguely remember listening to with WeeWee in the room. I had that cat for 8 years, 3 months, and 9 days. I adopted him when he was 2 months old. I loved him like he was my actual child. I hope he knows he was loved.

WeeWee's favourite song. RIP my Bby. youtu.be/Fq1UMpEL3sc?...

I think it's time to make the turtle wolf, as cursed as he is.

Rhett and Link just celebrated 3000 episodes of GMM. I've probably seen at least 2800 of them. I've been watching them for 11 years and rarely miss an episode.

My special postcard from Ed arrived. It was funny (he called me HARCOURT THANGS) and very sweet. I love him so much.

Btw the "magazine" is called Happy Snacks. The name comes from a panicked episode of SpongeBob. I have a massive collection of magazines I can use for this. I've decided it's not my job to keep them in perfect condition. Someone else can and probably will do that. I need to have fun.

I'm doing a lot of my current projects completely offline, but I just came up with a brilliant idea. I've been making a fake music magazine for decades. Everything in it is entirely not real. A parody, if you will. I stopped doing it because it didn't feel high quality enough. (1)

"Here's what happens if you don't upgrade to shitty Windows 11 no one wants" From someone STILL using Windows 7, nothing. Nothing fucking happens. You're not using a shitty OS. Merry Christmas.

I found 3 Paste magazines at Goodwill last weekend. These are in perfect condition, with the CDs still inside. I was hoping for Ed to be mentioned, but his career was in hell in 2006. Lots of cool stuff in these, mentions of many bands I like because of Ed (Sparklehorse, Greg Dulli...)

I hope like HELL women take over the world someday. I'd appreciate if it was soon, but if its after the entire thing collapses, that's cool too.

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K again.

I'm not looking at the douchey news because I'm working on a comic where my cats are people. I'm working on character designs so I have a better understanding of what they'll all look like. Its a fun project and hopefully I can post something about it soon.

I absolutely love them. Paul and Linda are the power couple of the last century. Literal perfection.

"is America becoming a safer place to live" I would argue its becoming the opposite. Its not even a safe place to visit anymore. Its dangerous on every level.

i got my head but my head is unraveling can't keep control, can't keep track of where it's traveling i got my heart but my heart's no good and you're the only one that's understood

Ed just posted "who am I?" and I replied "the drug". Good reference to his song I Am the Drug, and The Perfect Drug (Nine Inch Nails) which I always listen to with him in mind, because he is not only the drug, he is the *perfect* drug.

I took like 3 days where I didn't look at any news. Every time I do that and come back, the news is way fucking worse. I never miss anything good.

So we had another timeline shift (to another reality) and it turns out this one is worse! Thanks!

Since its International Women's Day, here's a list of my favourite women: my mom, Florence Welch, Chappell Roan, Lady Gaga, Judy Garland, Norah Jones, Marlene Dietrich, Edith Piaf, Zooey Deschanel, Ren Harvieu, Stevie Nicks, Hannah Rose Platt, Sophie Ellis Bextor, Yola, Siouxsie Sioux, Kate Bush....

I am so fucking pissed off.

Its The Downward Spiral's birthday. I hope I won't need to listen to it for anything other than fun purposes today. I don't trust my brain or other people. Context: I listen to The Downward Spiral to shut my brain up when I have a depressive episode.

Btw I do not recommend taking a life sized Trent Reznor doll to bed, if the bed is small and twin sized.

I really miss the 90s.

My mental illness has reached a very strange new low. My loneliness has as well. I've put Trent (doll) in my bed. So this is what it's come to...

Listening to NIN with my ears ain't enough, I need this music up my ass.