Every straight male friend I have has the vibe of someone who you explain bisexuality to, for them to respond "doesn't everyone feel that way?"

After The Long Walk, I've concluded that every Stephen King story needs both a weasily little dude with impossibly big glasses and the most evil white boy ever concieved.

I'll never forget the time this angry old lady (fuck her, she cut me in line at a water slide) said to me "you got a problem with me, jack?" and it took a good few seconds to remember this was old person slang and not her being a witch.

I don't want to completely rip off Tyler, the Creator by dunking a on a prominant British politican while recieving a prestigious British award, but now that I can potentially get deported if Reform takes power (I'm here legally), I need to win a BAFTA or something so I can publically diss Farage.

I really have to commend the writing team for GoW Ragnarok for making this motherfucker so hateable that despite there being legitimately important reasons to not kill him, I still wanted to anyway.

I’m watching through Always Sunny with my girlfriend who’s never seen it before and the way she lit up when she realized The Trash Man scene was coming up was beautiful.

Game reviewers in 2011 would straight up act like Superman 64 killed their wife and poisoned the town's water supply.

I'm very grateful for all the friends in my life. I like that I've been able to introduce people into a group that I was originally brought into later and now those people hang out seperately. I feel really good about where I've gotten to as a person.

Seeing this cookie in Caught Stealing is probably the most meaningful thing to me in cinema year and I'm genuinely not kidding. Whoever wrote that scene absolutely lived in New York and it makes me very happy.

Just heard a radio edit of Denial Is A River with not just the curses removed but every reference to sex and drugs. No joke, it literally goes: I mean- I like- I like- I like gettin' money, I like- I like to-

Dr Frank-N-Furter-ass job listing

Thinking about how a few weeks ago I found out my British friends only knew about George W Bush and didn’t know his dad existed or was President.

I don't remember the scene in Reservoir Dogs where Steve Buscemi fights his clone.

Beautiful Mind by Tom Cardy and Brian David Gilbert is a silly song about Rorschach tests that has no right being as transcendentally magical as it is.

To me, peak character design is a proportianally average dude that's been scaled up so they're ten feet tall.

Somebody asked me at the mental health centre for a pass to a meeting room as if I worked there while I was wearing shorts and a denim vest.

I was initially gonna make some snarky joke about parasocial relationships in fandoms. But honestly, I don't want to be a person that shoots down genuine happiness of any kind. Hating popular things isn't cool, even if it's not for you. I'm happy for people being happy.

I don't know who needs to hear this. No, actually I know exactly who needs to hear this. It's been eight years. Shut the fuck up about The Last Jedi.

I know this is a really dumb and inconsequential problem to have but the Snoop Dogg thing is so disappointing man.

The imprisoned entity that’s DEFINITELY not evil #skit #comedy #shortfilm #short #funny #humor

It's GCSE results day and while I know it's the cliché edgelord thing to say that school doesn't matter, it's also very life affirming knowing that in the eight years since mine, they have never once affected my life in any remotely meaningful way.

Dude I could fucking cry right now

How to get medication without a prescription #humor #skit #comedy #shortfilm #humour #sketch

I just described something as "like that thing from the thing" initially not remembering any of it, before realising it actually was from The Thing (1982) and is a result of the titualar Thing's actions.

London calling? Well I'm sure not fucking answering.

30 Rock is one of the only pieces of media that handled pop culture references well, since it knowingly used already out of date ones to show the characters being out of touch, which is helped further by the show being about an in universe show.

The “perpetually 28 in my mind but actually in their 40’s” hall of fame.

Trying not to spill coffee on a white shirt #skit #short #comedy #shortfilm #humor

The torn hangnails on my fingers when I put on hand sanitizer.

I shouldn’t be allowed in a foursome because I’m going to be overly insistent on 100%ing it.

Can I Kick It by A Tribe Called Quest would be a great song to play in a commercial for a rehab facility.

gonna share some cool project stuff to distract from The News drop your cool project stuff below and let's share it! what are ya workin' on? i'm currently working on HER TEETH; a gory, horror radio play set to launch this halloween and kick off the new era of my audio anthology series.

This was always the goal of bathroom bans, to fully push trans people from any semblance of public life, and it won't end there either, the "gender critical" project is currently trying to exert pressure over businesses that hire trans people in the UK, so that trans people are unemployable...

Every Friday, I send a structurally identical email to send to the higher ups, confirming that the exports for that week's episode have been uploaded to the relevant channels before wishing them a happy weekend. I want to start making them progressively more threatening like in No More Heroes.

Good & Evil by Tally Hall is a great album and a fun album, I just wish I didn't discover it at by far the most miserable time of my life and four years later still can't not associate it with that.

When you take more than five seconds at the self checkout

I'm on the pressapuss on learning how to spell that word correctly.

Listening to the Steven Universe soundtrack on the verge of tears because I just realised I watched it in 2020 and it would somehow predict every insecurity and problem I would have in the next five years. I'm doing more than better now but it's actually wild how much I connect to it as an adult.

Genuinely need a squire for my ADHD. Just some dude to remind me what I'm supposed to be doing and keep me focused. Now for instance.

THE FILM IS OUT I worked as 1st Assistant Director on this project and I'm so proud of Jack and the entire cast & crew who pulled all of this together in 48 hours. Give it a watch. 💙

My newest short film, The Fish That Learned To Fly is out now! youtu.be/3eUkT_oF14U?...

It's beautiful when artists have open admiration for each other's racism.

One of the few solaces I get in a world that's as bleak as this one, is that no matter how horrible things get, me and my friends will always be happier than people who choose hate.

It's convenient that I ended up using my full name for crediting purposes since every once in a while I'm reminded that I used to be refered to by my family as Jack Henry prior to my brother Henry being born. Kinda ended up coming full circle in the end.

The government really needs to do something about these rap snitches telling all their business.

Still can't get over watching It Follows with my girlfriend where she assumed it took place in Detroit due to how dilapidated some of the houses were and then turned out to be right.

It just dawned on me that the Oompa Loompa songs are basically diss tracks.

My dumb ass thought the show was also called Breaking Bad for way too long.