Its only breakfast and im crack’n more eggs than mulan

Finally worked the kinks with cowgirl out for a neo-natal vagina. Its a new day and age bitches. We ride at dawn. #NSFW #trans #mtf

When your hips dont work for two days, ye know ya got it good~ Didn’t know you could get a hangover from bottoming

PSA: If you rub your legs together wearing thigh-highs, you can shock people when you kiss them 😈

For the women— and in particular trans women who need to hear it most Romance scams prey upon the internal fear that you’re broken and inherently unlovable. Beware of speech invoking fear, obligation, or guilt (FOG) Hold and know that you’re worth as much as anyone else. Be careful online dolls

Sexting boys while doing laundry is canon femme 😇

Gynosaur (noun): An old transphobe

15$ Prada bag from the thrift store girlies~

Shower thought: We could collectively clicker train cis people for world peace ✌️

Backshots before brunch 🤌

Uncomfortably riled up to the point I might bite someone…

10 year vagiversary 🥳🎉 Never thought i’d have to basically re-transition due to an auto-immune disorder. Hair loss is a nightmare— but I made it. Putting my body back together after suicide felt like climbing up from hell. Next up— reach professional actualization so I can gain my autonomy back.

Never thought as a trans woman id have to prestige through the femboy phase again. Hitting a sailor mercury arc when my hair grows out more

Had my first pole-dancing lesson. My thighs are burning and ive got some light bruises— an average Friday night lol 🫠

2026? More like twenty-twenty-sick 🤘

Happy new years~ were serving it hard tonight 👌

Holiday hack— if you need to get away family; get drunk and fall asleep. Everytime you get misgendered drink, make it their problem lol

*trash posting at 5 am stoned* god gave us trans men because man was too weak and trans women because he wanted to improve upon perfection

Shower thought: We all know clowns squeak during intercourse. Theres nothing to prove it. But we know…

I never knew being straight was so difficult as a transsexual woman. Maybe i’ll go sail the sapphic seas~

Examining my old footage has been— informative 🫠 I still cringe at myself, but it’s a lot easier to let loose these days I hope you folks can enjoy my stream of consciousness and don’t take me too seriously on it. Im trying to stop swearing so much 🤣

Hey dolls, its your favorite power bottom at rock bottom Send some love spiritbomb style Im getting back on YouTube, and recently recorded a few episodes of Helldivers 2. Thursdays travel with me aboard the Queen of Audacity 🫡 Also starting tomorrow episodes of Peak (every Sunday) Cheers gang~

I think I hit a growth spurt~

Hot new singles in your area~ 4 on the left for Kaalia ☀️💀🔥 6 on the right for Zur ☀️💀💧 #mtg #EDH

Had plans to go to the spa/pool with my cis girlfriends. Everybody is on their period. Sometimes theres advantages to not being cis-sexual. Gonna enjoy the heck out of a hot tub on my own 🤤

You’re loved and cherished loser ♥️

I wish life was as gayly wholesome as those unrealistic fagslop stories

Jujistu Kaisen by internal chronological order is way better

Wishing for non-existence today

#Newfoundland #Trans #Mysticism #Witchcraft Climbed a waterfall in the rain; Half cold at 16 degrees 🌡️ but worth it for the attunement: +1 to water magic 💧 Gotta round out the other elements this summer— any ideas for 🌳💨🔥?

Lifes an RPG. Made new friends; Learned new spells ✨

Watched Empire Records— finally got the guts to do a factory reset

Tired enough that I’m accidentally dipping my dilators in my morning coffee instead of coconut oil 🫠

This thirst trap was made possible by my declining mental health and contributions from viewers like you~ #NSFW

If you take prog, you’re part of the boof troop

Vocal dysphoria getn ya in a “I have no mouth, yet I must scream” kinda way ☠️

Corona, a orange gatorade bottle and some sun makes for a good day ☀️

My weird experience being a pan trans woman getting with cis dudes: I always go to awkwardly grab boob like its an innate sapphic reflex. Does this happen to anyone else?

Car alarm went off, now I’m sleeping with my knife paranoid for the evening

Mana fixing like its praxis #MtG #EDH

Ugh. No orgasm and my dilator gets dropped and scratched. Never has sex put me in the negative like this before -.-

All my peers having no issue finding and maintaining relationships— This dumpster fire needs love too. Hard days…

Harry potter fans are so painfully tone deaf You’re supporting Salazar’s books IRL… Thats some head in the sand Hufflepuff naffery

Bored and riled is a bad combo

People that think femininity belongs solely to cis women don’t take into account how straight-up wholesome trans sisterhood is

I may be at rock bottom, but i’ll be the best damn bottom I can be~

Aced my term. Maybe the wheel of fate will give me a good cycle— I cant fail if i never lose a mark…Taking the #trans pedestal at face value cause i wanna survive 🫠 #gamedev is competitive as hell by virtue of it being the game of making games. I gotta make something decent or I’m screwed~

Check out these couple of dildos #newfoundland

Ive never slept better. Looming political upheaval is exhausting. Its odd to finally be able to relax after months of worry