Here are some lovely alternative questions to ask when offering help that go way beyond “Let me know what you need”…

Had to tell my kiddo I can’t fly her out for a visit while the shut down is on. Too expensive and unpredictable at this time. And we really are missing each other! Fuck Trump

2 kids, 386 days apart… COSTCO CART for the Xmas Photo WIN 2 years in a row!! 10/10 highly recommend.

Date night. Yay!

11/3/2008 Fillmore Denver My one and only BEASTIE BOYS experience. Fuck me that was fun.

"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die." --Dick Cheney probably

Quick reminder to NOT use any “coil type” space heaters EVER. Many homes (especially if built with aluminum wire) cannot handle the draw. So a fire could start inside your walls and spread a lot before you even knew it was happening. Have a safe winter everyone!!

I can’t tolerate most LED lighting. Is that pretty much all there is? Light bulbs, holiday lights, Christmas trees… I miss regular old incandescent

The longest word I know to type with only your left hand: Stewardesses You’re welcome. lol

My youngest called me. We are a phone adverse family - so it doesn’t happen often. We talked for 26 minutes. And I loved every one of them. ❤️

Heavy dose of anxiety before noon. 0/10. Would not recommend.

Rest peacefully Donna Jean…

Here are some lovely alternative questions to ask when offering help that go way beyond “Let me know what you need”…

I jumped so hard when Bo hit the home run that my phone called 911 and texted my emergency contacts.

That inning was nuts!!! The guys pouring out of the outfield bullpen. FFS!!!!

If your person isn’t handing out candy in the cold rain like this, are you even having fun?? I’m cheered up for sure.

So let’s talk about how good the ‘98 Loaded Halloween was… and if you dressed up as a “Black Eyed Pea” (all in black, full make up black eye and a capital “P” masking taped to your shirt)… I have some things I’d like to know about that night!!!!!! Party on friends!!!

Ouch. I had no idea how much I would be missing my kiddos today. It’s a lot

We had some fucking good times. Werewolf and “Kitty Librarian” were my favorite. And yes. That’s my wedding dress - 2 years in a row. Have a great day everyone!!

I love breakfast for dinner. Sometimes it hits just right. 🍳 🥓

Two of my favorite things mashed together. #peanuts #erasure www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8DFwTnk/

Miles Davis reminding chompers to stfu at Dazzle's old Lincoln St location.

SYRACUSE AREA/ CNY This wheelchair van was stolen. See below for additional info and report if you’ve seen it.

Dog walk on a chilly 30° morning… ☑️ Can I be done for today?

San Francisco, Circa 1998 - “Would you take a photo for us?” “Sure!! If my corgis can be in it too” “OF COURSE!!!”

I think I need to exercise.

Mookie & Hazel Best sibling kitties from a few lifetimes ago… ❤️🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛❤️

Need streaming recs pls Can’t do reality right now

So much could happen with SNAP ending… Has to be part of the whole plan to call it martial law and put military/ military-ish into all areas of America sooner than later. They are straight breeding desperation… and then will act surprised by the outcomes. I’m flat sick about it.

LOL I sure did get into the Rush sale today… And at those prices…. I’d rather see just about anyone else.

Who needs to watch horror films when we are living in this??!

i honestly had no idea that live nation bought setlist dot fm

Mantra rolling in my head… “It doesn’t matter…” 🎶🎶🎶

I’m a fucking mess. Everything is heavy. And the sun is shining.

maybe it’s men who are too emotional #drummerdrama

The whole east wing fiasco simply reminds me of my Chicagoland childhood and when Richard M Daley decided he was done with Meigs field and just tore it up overnight.

Beastie Boys Halloween… Yes PLEASE!!!! www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8D1nuPM/

Is that bologna for me?…. ??..?

Who out there doing enough weed(pot) to tranquillize a juvenile llama 👀

HEY SYRACUSE AREA!!!! Grey WHEELCHAIR VAN stolen last night!!! (2nd time!) Honda odyssey model 2010 NASA bumper sticker on door window says “give me space” Keep an eye out and please report if seen!!!!

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast' 10/10 response, no notes

9 years and a couple lifetimes ago…. I tried to swing on a vine, fell a long long ways and shattered my heel bone… Proud to say I was dancing at Dicks by August 2017. What a fuckin’ season!!!

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Hurt feelings over here. No idea if I’m saying something or sucking it up.

Dear Lord everything sucks.

It’s so hard to be in the presence of attorneys… the numerous triggerings from multiple lives ago…. Argh

Some days - when I know it will be an extra challenge - are best started with BP meds, hormone meds, and a sliver of Xanax. Serenity now

I want more people to care that SNAP benefits are being cut off on November 1. 40% of SNAP beneficiaries are children. This is callous and vile.

Stop scrolling & post two characters who bring you happiness