This really blew my mind when I first saw it in an arcade. The first arcade game to feature 3D flat shaded polygons. Notoriously difficult machines to maintain so few exist these days. Urban myth has it that Atari had a whole shipment dumped overboard on its way to Japan.

Sunday stiffy

Santa’s secret flavour is… definitely beef wellington. The mushroom flavour comes in a little after the beef.

This is one thing you don’t get on here: likes & follows from a shitload of Elmo bot accounts

Pink? Yellow? Both?

Gen X

First proper gig I attended on this tour too.

Moon Landings Death of Elvis Presley Bohemian Rhapsody spending 9 weeks at No.1 Punk movement Star Wars Long hot summer of 76 & the Queen’s Silver Jubilee in 77 were also notable for me as a kid at the time.

Stiffy Sunday

Tweak #fcf #softiesaturday

October photo dump

Hips don’t lie by Shakira. Well, anything by Shakira tbh. Her voice is like nails down a chalkboard for me.

Paint me like one of your French boys…

(very) #softcocksaturday

Sounds good to me

This (probably) won’t mean a thing to most outside the UK but Jaffa cakes have been around for years. Much debate as to whether they are cakes or biscuits (duh, clue’s in the name & they’re soft not crunchy). The original flavour is orange but they’ve been experimenting with new varieties like this.

#manholemonday photo dump part deux. This is really making my back ache 😂

#manholemonday photo dump. I had to review them so you have to as well. You’re welcome

Pole & hole

Not exactly a console but a “tv game” as they were known in the 70s (this is from 1977 btw)

Repost if I am just your type. 😈

Not sure about the colour but they have a premium option called ‘ruby black’ which is very nice but adds to the cost considerably 😂 Not a fan of the flat/matt magno colours. Murder if a bird craps on them 😣

AM boner alert #stiffy #hardon #amboner #todgertuesday

Two different. One lock, one home.

Managed to grab one of these. It’s okay, the cream is quite thick so it’s a bit heavy on the palate. Pretty sure you could make it yourself with a brioche bun & some lightly sweetened whipping cream. I suppose it’s like a cake but with all the joy taken out 😂

New bendy phone tripod thingy for the bed

New trailer for ‘Tron: Ares’ In theaters October 10

Monochrome Monday

What’s a poster you had in your room growing up? My favourite band (photo of my actual bedroom wall at the time. First proper gig I ever went to as well, Black Celebration tour).

Butthole surfing?

Happy Pride #pride

Monument

Balls!

Manhole Monday #manholemonday #mhm

#FCF #fatcockfriday

Willy Wave Wednesday

Happy #bluemonday

It looks just like the OLED model. Except it’s not OLED 🤦🏻‍♂️

You but in a cowboy hat

Starting to get followed by female sex bots on here. Came to Bluesky in the hope of escaping all that. It’ll be MAGAt’s & Muskrats next 🙄

Yeah, we got snow 🙄

Hello fellow cut cock lovers, you know what to do 😏

The Ghost has arrived (a year after backing it on Haslab). It’s a lot bigger than I thought it would be 😂 #starwars #starwarsrebels #theghost

Looking forward to this years Christmas special