I thought the time change in the fall was supposed to be easier than the spring, but this year I don't feel like I got an extra hour of sleep. I got another hour of watching extra innings ..

Alright. I'm going to make food so I can sit down and enjoy the rest of the World Series. (That should probably trigger the final run)

Didn't we already have enough extra innings this world series?

Wait, Fox News is calling their election day coverage "Democracy 25"? Do they even know the meaning of that word?

The show on my TV has a couple minutes left. I'm not really watching it, but for some reason I don't want to get up 'til it's over, just in case I miss something. It's a show I've seen a dozen times.

Wait, there's a new Brendan Fraser Mummy movie in the works?!?! Please let it take place in Peru. Please let it take place in Peru. Please let it take place in Peru. (Not that I wouldn't watch it no matter where it took place...)

Ya'know, if I even had more money than I'd know what to do with, I'd buy myself a big cargo plane and just fly around the world delivering supplies after natural disaster. Oh, I'd also hire a pilot too...

Currently on a stakeout to catch the asshole that took all my water/soda bottles last week during trash night. Looking through my trash/recycle at the curb is one thing, but walking 100 FEET UP MY DRIVEWAY to steal bottles is where I draw the line. Camera & live feed are up. Snacks at the ready...

It's okay. It's not like I had to get up early tomorrow or anything. The world series is gonna go 20 innings tonight, isn't it???

That's it. I'm just rooting for whichever team's at bat. #WorldSeries

So, is anyone going to check when they pour the concrete? Just in case...

The good news: it's finally close enough to hoodie weather that I pulled all mine out of storage. The bad news: all but 2 of them have broken zipper pulls. (This is why I hate YKK zippers)

Some good news for a change: My mother's a board member on a local committee. The president has been running them into the ground for the past few years, skimming money, screwing people over, etc because they thought they were untouchable. They FINALLY voted them out tonight. Kinda gives a girl hope

Gee, Godiva sent me an email telling me they missed me. Yeah, well I miss their chocolate cover pretzels.

Uh, is there like a glitch in the matrix code for clouds in Pennsylvania? I wish I had more time to spend here...

Of course women don't like the Cybertruck. Women only want one thing... and my user name kinda says it all.

Went to a restaurant with friends last week, (I didn't pick it) the service AND the food were terrible. I didn't say anything (I wanted to leave ASAP) but paid with my credit card and put the tip on there too. I just checked my statement, I only got charged for the food, not the tip. Um, okay...

Wait, they now make Pumpkin Spice scented trash bags?! Sure, why not...

Right, so I've got to come up with a punchline for my comic strip ASAP, but I've also gotta keep up with my exercise.So I'm hoping the run will have it out of me. Can I kill two birds with one stone? I sure hope so, because if I miss my deadline something else will be dead. (Me)

Here's a quick (read:terrible) sketch I did of Jane Goodall a few years back. The prompt was someone I looked up to. We lost a great person today.

I went to a concert the other night and used my digital camera to take video during most of the event. By the end of the night the battery only had 30% left, so I decided to buy a backup. This is why an electric car would be too stressful for me. Even now my phone is at 75% and I have range anxiety

Is it just me, or is the giant mural in the back of the Jimmy Kimmel set missing "Dumbo" right above the OK in the red Brooklyn? It was there yesterday.

I mean I know I should be happy it's finally October and spooky season, but what the hell happened to August?

Having one of those days, so I must've sent out at least a half dozen messages just looking for anyone to talk to. No one responded, so I went for a run & came home to find 5 cops cars lining the street. One asked if I'd seen anything & a few other questions. Man, I hate it when the Stones are right

One of these days I'm going to be brave enough to call my family member who ALWAYS says "I'll call you later" or "I'll keep you up to date" Godot to their face. It requires extra bravery 'cause they're also the type that don't like when other people know more than them, but know nothing of theater.

One of those terrible days where I woke up shaking like a leaf from nerves (and probably a bit of dehydration). I think I'm gonna watch a horror movie to calm me down...

I grew up in New England where using "asshole" as a term of endearment to a friend is quite common. But apparently it's frowned upon everywhere else??? So what are other terms to use?

Right so I've got 299 followers. That most likely means I'll have 298 followers soon.

Amelia Earhart?! Are we taking bets on who he's coming after next? I was gonna say Jimmy Hoffa, but...

I was out running errands last night around 7pm and there were about a dozen people in line in front of GameSpot, presumably for something that came out today. Google was no help. What'd I miss?

So, anything good happen this week?

So wait, there were really people on both sides that thought taking Jimmy Kimmel off the air was wrong? Well, shit...

So like, is there a way to watch Jimmy Kimmel live without paying for extra services? Apparently, despite living in a democratic town, in a democratic state, it doesn't appear that my local ABC will be airing it tonight.

You know those fridges with the window on the door where if you knock on it the light goes on? How soon do you think that added option pays for itself instead of leaving the door open while staring in blankly trying to decide what to eat while all the cold air escapes? One year? Two? Six months?

Sitting in my car waiting for friends. I just went for a run so I have my headphones, which are what I'm using to listen to music despite having satellite radio and Bluetooth hookup in my car. I'd get sruck by lightning if I used the battery just for the radio. #GrewUpInACarFamily

Okay, wish me luck. I've gotta send something to the UK to get tested, and then sent back to me. Doing this in the past, just getting through customs was bad enough, now who knows what's going to happen. Now taking bets on what happens.

Even if I disagree with what you say, I'll still defend to the death your right to say it. The fuck you think we've been dealing with their nonsense?

Older family member quizzing me on songs as they play on the radio- What I wanted to say: I've got 70 years of pop culture stored on a 30+ year old processor, it's in here, just give me a few seconds. What came out: Uhhhhhh... I'd still kick his ass in Beat Shazam/Name That Tune any day of the week.

Okay, after watching it in bits and pieces over the last few days... @svengoolieofficial.bsky.social I usually enjoy watching you every week, but 3 and a half hours is too long, and The Bad Seed was just way too heavy. #Svengoolie

Shitty days and Mondays always get me down...

Because I just wanted to turn on the last five minutes of the Giants game, it had to go into overtime...

Uh, does YES Network not want me to know the Tampa Bay score? Because now I'm going to actively search it out... (Spoiler alert, they won 5-4)

Not that I don't like Magnum, but there aren't enough episodes to have only that on every Friday. Ion should really go back to having both Hawai'i Five-0 AND Magnum on Fridays. #Five0 #MagnumPI

I made a reference to a classic I Love Lucy scene today and absolutely no one got it. 50+ people, some of them definitely older than me, all dead stares. What is happening to this world? #ILoveLucy

For the sake of fuck. There was a join ice commercial during the Yankees game tonight. For a split second there, I thought I'd switched over to Starship Troopers...

Ah, September in New England. In the morning the heat is on and by the afternoon you need the AC again...

Call me crazy, but I'd much rather have a THICKER phone with a bigger battery.

So, anything good happen this week? Asking for someone who's really struggling right now...

See, that's the problem. You constantly try to look like the smartest person in the room, no matter who you hurt. While I have absolutely no problem being the dumbest person in the room because it means I can learn something from every single one there. #GettingTheWordsRightAfterTheFacf

What the fuck? I sent a message to a friend on Instagram and posted something else to a Facebook group this morning. Both are NOT showing up anywhere. What the hell is happening, do I even exist anymore?