Missouri Trumper is having the FCC investigate the Bad Bunny half time because no one could understand all the stuff in Spanish but, if they had understood it, it was probably naughtier than Janet Jackson's nipple. ¡Ey, chinga tu madre, cabrón!

Farmer reassures his chickens that he doesn't want his pet wolves to eat them.

Jesus was in favor of borders. In fact, they were HIS idea: "Love your fellow citizen as yourself." Also: if God meant foreigners to live in your neighborhood, they would have been born there.

Kennedy Center Opera House renovation plans by Trump leaked.

Episode 2,291 of "If you don't want to be called a Nazi, don't act like one" -- SS-Oberst-Gruppenführer Bovino referred to a Jewish DOJ attorney during a call as one of the "chosen people" and derided the attorney, an Orthodox Jew, for observing shabbat.

Ms. Daravi, the KenCen VP of PR is (surprise!) another Trump Nazi congenital liar. The KenCen cancelled the Gay Men's Chorus concert after Trump seized power of the KenCen. Also, they cancelled a children's musical called Finn because they thought sharks were too gay.

Because there's nothing really newsworthy going on, Tony Douchecanoepil decided it was time to interview his mother on the evening news. Upcoming exclusive interviews include his dogwalker, the guy who makes his oat milk vanilla decaf latte at Starbucks, and his personal trainer.

Dad is frantically driving car into wall. Mom isn't saying anything. Kids in back seat: Mom, tell him to stop!! Mom: If I criticize him, he'll divorce me and I'll no longer be your mom. Then where would we be? Crash. Everybody dies

Leavitt: Do you have the number of people killed at the hands of illegal immigrants? Er, less than the number killed by white Christians. Are we going to send ICE after white Christians too?

Tom Cava Homan: We are not going to stop murdering people until you stop calling us murderers.

Richard Grenell, the queer Quisling assigned to destroy the KenCen is an illiterate buffoon who can't spell. It's not the "premier" of the Melania "film" that will occur at the KenCen; it's the "premiere"

C(onservative)B(ull)S(hit) News has a story about how Trump seizing Greenland is a GOOD idea. The one reason mentioned against it is that most Greenlanders object. The article doesn't mention the U.S. issued a 1916 declaration that Greenland belonged to Denmark when it bought the USVI from Denmark.

Miller: By what right does Denmark assert control over Greenland? What a historically illiterate dumbfuck PeeWee German is. The right is a 1916 declaration of the US recognizing Denmark's sovereignty over all of Greenland which the U.S. made as part of its purchase of the Danish West Indies

Hmmm. What's missing from the Reichsarbeitministerium, oops, the U.S. Department of Labor post for the New Year? If you don't want to be called a Nazi, don't act like one: Episode 1267.

If Trump renames the Washington Monument the Trump Monument, it will need to be renovated as shown in this prototype design for the Trump Monument

Here's what the KenCen will look like when Trump à l'orange is done.

Remember when folks lost their jobs if they said about Saint You-Know-Who's death anything close to what Trump just said about Rob Reiner's death?

Burn of the day: "Jonathan Turley . . . is essentially just Mike Lindell with tenure." Ouch! Hehe.

Who's the guy on the left who looks so much like Whisky Pete? Why that's Heinz-Wilhelm Eck, executed by a British firing squad after the Hamburg trials for firing on surviving crew members in the waters around a boat he just sunk.

Maybe instead of tackling and kidnapping nannies from the Chicago suburbs, the ICE goons should spend their time going after these criminal burglary gangs that enter on tourist visas, burglarize a bunch of people then skedaddle back to Colombia or elsewhere, with their pockets stuffed with loot.

Schadenfreude!! Supreme Court ruling means serial divorcee, adulteress and supporter of biblical (ahem) marriage Kim Davis owes $360,000 in damages and legal fees to gay couple to whom she denied a marriage license.

Backpfeifengesicht. (Google it.)

The prosecution argued: "The defendant is being prosecuted for the obvious reason that he was recorded throwing a sandwich at a federal officer at point-blank range," i.e., the sandwich was thrown at a distance and velocity that the hurler's aim didn't have to compensate for gravity." Seriously?

To distract from having taken government jets to dates, Kash Patel announces that he busted a terror plot planned for Halloween. Actually, they arrested kids in a chat room talking shit and there's no evidence of what the actual plot was or how it would be carried out. www.msnbc.com/msnbc/amp/rc...

Sturmbannführer Kristi von Welpenmörder points out that foreign people are too stupid to drive trucks. Everywhere else in the world goods are delivered via donkey carts.

If having soybean farmers on your land makes you a soybean farmer, then I am an iguana.

If you don't like being called by a Nazi, don't act like one. Episode 1209. I'm surprised he didn't come straight out and call it "degenerate art" (Entarte Kunst).

PeeWee German's asskissery indeed sounds better in the original German: Ich sage Ihnen nur, Herr Präsident, dieses Land wäre ohne Sie zugrunde gegangen. Dieses Land wäre tatsächlich ohne Sie zugrunde gegangen … Sie allein haben es gerettet. Heil Trump!

If the U.S. is considering sending the survivors of the speed boat attack back home rather than detaining them, taking them to the U.S., and prosecuting for drug trafficking, this means that the U.S. admits it didn't have reasonable belief that there were drugs in the boat when they blew it up.

If you don't like being called a Nazi, stop acting like one. Episode 1005. This guy is in the office of Congressman Dave Taylor, *Republican* from Ohio and he has pinned to the bulletin board in his office a U.S. flag with an embedded swastika.

If you don't want to be called a Nazi, don't act like one. Episode 842.

Fixed.

ICE goons, according to Gym Jordan, are doing "the Lord's work." The ones on the roof of the raided building on the south side of Chicago did not rappel down from Blackhawk helicopters; they came down straight from heaven.

Dumbass Arkansas cop arrests delivery driver believing that an Opium perfume bottle was, in fact, the narcotic opium. He stayed in jail while It took the geniuses at the Arkansas crime lab a month to figure out it was perfume. Now he's being deported even though his wife is a U.S. citizen.

In awarding the Peace Prize to a pro-democracy Venezuelan activist, the Committee flipped a middle finger at Trump: "we live in a world where democracy is in retreat, where more and more authoritarian regimes are challenging norms and resorting to violence." Trump now has -1 Nobel Peace Prize.

In leaked text messages, Anthony Salisbury, a PeeWee German aide, celebrated Patel’s decision to fire several agents who were photographed kneeling during a protest. “This is how Kash survives,” Salisbury wrote. “He will do this stuff for the man but day to day giant douche canoe.”

In creating race-based Kavanaugh stops, Kavanaugh said if the officers learn the person is a lawful resident, they “promptly let the individual go.” Reviewing courts must cite facts in the record not make them up. Kavanaugh doesn't cite the record because it's a lie. He's legislating, not judging.

If you don't want people to call you Nazis, don't act like Nazis: Episode 601

If you people don't like being called Nazis, then stop acting like Nazis, Episode 567. German Nazis regularly referred to Jews as animals.

Am I the only one to see the irony of Pete Kegsbreath, who routinely glops several pounds of bear grease on his hair, lecturing every U.S. General on personal grooming?

It is, of course, completely impossible that someone wanting to foment anti-left violence might write "anti-ICE" on a bullet shell casing and then shoot a bunch of immigrants, right?

I'm not condoning shooting ICE, but would such a shooting be more likely motivated by (a) masked guys in combat gear violently snatching random brown people with foreign accents from our streets or (b) people saying that this is reminiscent of Nazi secret police? Also no one from ICE was shot.

Reverse DEI at work in Trump's Surgeon General: "When it comes to raw milk, I want to be free to form a relationship with a local farmer, understand his integrity, look him in the eyes, *pet his cow*, and then decide if I feel safe to drink the milk from his farm." Future Darwin Award recipient.

The camera just cut to Trump at the memorial service and he's falling asleep.

Whoop, there it is. The utterly insane Benny Johnson is urging violence and asking Charlie's supporters to "wield the sword against evil." We know what that means.

In 1939 Goebbels shut down comedian Werner Finck saying he "displayed a lack of any positive attitude toward National Socialism and therewith caused grave annoyance in public and especially to party comrades." If Brendan Carr doesn't want to be called a Nazi, he needs to stop acting like one.