More like speed up consultation to kick it even further down the road 🙄

verifyage ....... ....... ....... sudo verifyage

Not that we need any more takes on the US hockey grossness, but since I still haven't seen anyone point it out: if the US didn't score that tying goal and ended up losing - their bff Trump would be openly insulting them instead of giving them medals of freedom

My understanding is the very popular bike lanes that run on Westminster to Granite are classified as temporary. They aren't perfect, but they exist and have enabled many people (myself included) to get around by bike for the past 4 years. There is no magical permanent design that will please all

Gotta say though, whatever team that American goalie plays for must have won them like 4 Stanley Cups. Lucky them!

The only thing that can heal my heart is another season of Heated Rivalry, but more gay and with a little hockey boy who sees ghosts

I think there should be a separate Olympic event for Hockey Shootout

That feeling when you realise that you can get the same feeling by waking up early, ingesting too much caffeine, and thinking about your shitty ex while watching the Sixth Sense and thus don't need to limit it to once every 4 years

Just look at the photo and don't read the headline. Go Team Canada!

Olympic athletes taking extreme measures to win? Is this another story about ski jumpers injecting acid into their penises? Oh..nope. It's about wearing a mask in crowded spaces during an ongoing pandemic. What the actual fuck NPR.

Forbidden edamame

Elbows up...so that they don't get in the way of boot licking

Putting "CBS puts a cast of kidnapped presidents into the Big Brother house and it's the reality tv hit of the summer" on my 2026 bingo card

I got drunk and made 60 skeets while watching Wicked For Good. Because what better way to say goodbye to 2025

Tonight I finally got around to making mulled wine! Tonight I enjoyed about half a bottle of delicious mulled wine! Tonight I realised that I haven't really drank any alcohol in the last 4 years or so! So I'm a little drunk and I'm going to watch the Wicked Part 2 or whatever it is called.

Bluesky wrapped really captured my view of the main problem in Winnipeg and the rest of the world...

Maybe I'm hopelessly jaded these days, but my initial reaction is "Yeah, duh. It'd be so much easier to just charge everyone 23% more"

"Cars need to have the capability to go much faster than any legal speed limit because what if there's an emergency?" ....proceeds to completely box themselves in a car trap... "Ooohh new hamburgers!"

Kinda wild that you have to get past the headline, sub-headline, and to the end of the third paragraph before you find the buried lead. All these birds dropped dead from avian flu. I'm sure it's totally fine... www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

That orange glow is because the province is on fire 4 months per year. Thanks sell-outs!

Siri, what is a recession indicator?

To all those "but the Kenaston expansion includes bike lanes" people... The city is very excited about making cars a requirement to enjoy a Big Mac. www.winnipegfreepress.com/breakingnews...

I have questions...the 6th of which is what does it mean to "Alabama a resident" and why are they making the parents do that?

Even with half the parking spaces, going to Granite in 2025 is much less of an adventure than it certainly would have been in the middle of winter in the 1880s. Precious babies need to get over themselves

Funny...seems to me like overpaying men to work in oil and gas has had a pretty negative impact on the country on several different levels...

If you feel disgust at every person who enabled this to happen and if you haven't worn a mask since you were legally required to, I have some awkward news for you....

Honestly, I wouldn't watch Canadian men's soccer even if you paid me $5. But the Canadian Snow Football League, I'd watch that for all 10 months of Canadian winter! ⚽❄️

I can't even anymore...

As the Bible says, "For I was hungry, and you bought locks for the garbage cans"

Remember how it took like a decade to open Portage and Main? And lots of people were mad and scared about all the potential terrible consequences? And then....it has been totally fine. And no one is mad or even cares anymore. So yeah...build the damn bike lanes and let's get on with our lives.

If you like my posts, support the bike lane! Cuz I can't post if I get run over by a truck on Wellington Crescent

I can't believe the NYC mayoral election outlasted Dick Cheney. ...haha who am I kidding? I'm pretty sure it's going to outlast us all...

When you have a ton of money and power, if getting a statue put back into a park feels like an epic quest - it's obviously an incredibly stupid thing that nobody wants

Follow me for more baseball posts in the year 2057

If it's any consolation - fuck Rogers lol

Officially my fault. Sorry Canada

"The World Series could end ..." Broadcaster man, I do not believe you

On Monday night I slept through 15 innings. I was much smarter back then

I wonder if Fox is airing the same 5 commercials all night long or if this is just a Canadian thing

I'm starting to think that after these teams essentially played two tied games on Monday night, they should have just declared them co-champs

Jeez... They don't even take 20 minutes for a rousing speech in the locker room before baseball overtime?

May the record show, I posted this before that play

Thankfully I've seen A League of their Own, so I know to win, someone needs to body slam the catcher so hard that he drops the ball

So maybe we are getting two baseball riots tonight....😬

Thanks to DST and weird baseball rules from 1923 - if we get to the 15th inning, the game automatically falls back to the 7th inning

Nothing has ever made me feel so old as that retirement safari ad with the shittiest possible version of the Dawson's Creek theme song

Are we getting a Toronto baseball riot in the next hour? Asking for a friend who might need to move their car....

If people in Ontario are mad about the money spent on the tariff ads to the US, they should also be mad about the stupid "Ring of Fire" ads. There's a reason why you don't see ads during the World Series about "yay education!" or "yay healthcare!" Why do they need to convince us mining is good?? 👀

If the NHL had one American team and that team somehow got to game 7 of the Stanley Cup finals, I think Canadians would find Americans' tweets charming as they discover hockey. And that's why I will continue to compare this game to A League of Their Own

Baseball is so unserious. What do you mean there are 60 dudes running onto the field because there are 0 dudes fighting?