Funny...seems to me like overpaying men to work in oil and gas has had a pretty negative impact on the country on several different levels...

If you feel disgust at every person who enabled this to happen and if you haven't worn a mask since you were legally required to, I have some awkward news for you....

Honestly, I wouldn't watch Canadian men's soccer even if you paid me $5. But the Canadian Snow Football League, I'd watch that for all 10 months of Canadian winter! ⚽❄️

I can't even anymore...

As the Bible says, "For I was hungry, and you bought locks for the garbage cans"

Remember how it took like a decade to open Portage and Main? And lots of people were mad and scared about all the potential terrible consequences? And then....it has been totally fine. And no one is mad or even cares anymore. So yeah...build the damn bike lanes and let's get on with our lives.

If you like my posts, support the bike lane! Cuz I can't post if I get run over by a truck on Wellington Crescent

I can't believe the NYC mayoral election outlasted Dick Cheney. ...haha who am I kidding? I'm pretty sure it's going to outlast us all...

When you have a ton of money and power, if getting a statue put back into a park feels like an epic quest - it's obviously an incredibly stupid thing that nobody wants

Follow me for more baseball posts in the year 2057

If it's any consolation - fuck Rogers lol

Officially my fault. Sorry Canada

"The World Series could end ..." Broadcaster man, I do not believe you

On Monday night I slept through 15 innings. I was much smarter back then

I wonder if Fox is airing the same 5 commercials all night long or if this is just a Canadian thing

I'm starting to think that after these teams essentially played two tied games on Monday night, they should have just declared them co-champs

Jeez... They don't even take 20 minutes for a rousing speech in the locker room before baseball overtime?

May the record show, I posted this before that play

Thankfully I've seen A League of their Own, so I know to win, someone needs to body slam the catcher so hard that he drops the ball

So maybe we are getting two baseball riots tonight....😬

Thanks to DST and weird baseball rules from 1923 - if we get to the 15th inning, the game automatically falls back to the 7th inning

Nothing has ever made me feel so old as that retirement safari ad with the shittiest possible version of the Dawson's Creek theme song

Are we getting a Toronto baseball riot in the next hour? Asking for a friend who might need to move their car....

If people in Ontario are mad about the money spent on the tariff ads to the US, they should also be mad about the stupid "Ring of Fire" ads. There's a reason why you don't see ads during the World Series about "yay education!" or "yay healthcare!" Why do they need to convince us mining is good?? 👀

If the NHL had one American team and that team somehow got to game 7 of the Stanley Cup finals, I think Canadians would find Americans' tweets charming as they discover hockey. And that's why I will continue to compare this game to A League of Their Own

Baseball is so unserious. What do you mean there are 60 dudes running onto the field because there are 0 dudes fighting?

Sometimes I miss eating in restaurants due to trying to avoid getting sick as we are still in a pandemic. Then I remember most of the restaurants are basically Boston Pizza

I'm sorry - I'd rather get dinner from a 7-11 than wait in a line for Boston Pizza

I've spent more hours watching A League of Their Own than MLB, so it is disappointing that real baseball championship games end with a ball that is just too darn hard to pick up instead of siblings crashing into each other with full force at home plate

Everyone is freaking out, but your local mall is almost definitely full of highly aggressive hairless apes riddled with covid and herpes, with a splash of hep c

Tariffs mean you have to watch twice as much baseball for the same amount of game

Every shot of the crowd is now giving me sympathy restless leg syndrome

I didn't realise "I don't care if I never get back" was referring to real life

In case anyone reading this lives in Elmwood, please go vote for Emma today. If you have questions, need a ride, or whatever - I can help you with that

People should be masking in public more. At the bare minimum - if someone near you is masking, you should put one on too. Either they are desperately trying not to get sick and it's unethical to expose them to your chosen risks. Or they are sick and the ethical choice is to protect your health

Today I learned switching from a black jacket to a brown one can literally make the sky brighter

To anyone who still thinks the Trump administration's obsession over our border is about keeping dangerous goods outside of the US and not about keeping "dangerous" people inside the US - they are getting awfully close to saying the quiet part out loud

The messaging of: COVID vax = yay protection! Masks = no, not like that! Will never stop being weird as hell to me

Like 25% of the people I know: "Huh. I better ask my doctor about demons again. I had only considered a single demon. But an entire legion of demons would explain everything."

Siri, is Taylor Swift's new album fascism?

If we accounted for Canada Post's economic value the same way we account for the economic value of roads (value = time saved * every driver's working wage), it'd probably be the most valuable entity in the whole country

For fuck's sake, universe theintellectualistofficial.substack.com/p/florida-fi...

I feel like if push came to shove, the companies that send fliers and junk mail (like 90% of what Canada Post delivers to me) would be willing to pay an extra half cent per mailing if it meant getting delivered to homes instead of community mailboxes with a nearby recycling bin

Monday: Tylenol causes autism Tuesday: Rapture Wednesday: Advil makes you gay Thursday: Tums give you long covid Friday: Ivermectin cures cancer Saturday: golf

"Too much woke!" Yeah, well maybe the US is about to have a civil war where the sides are Team Charlie vs Team Jimmy

If you are disappointed South Park is delayed, just watch the season premiere again. Somehow it feels even more relevant than when it aired 8 weeks ago. Which...I dunno...seems like a bad sign

Most people also don't realize this, but currently the most common cause of immunocompromisedness is repeated covid infections

2025 in a nutshell: highly contagious and disabling airborne virus outbreak decimating critical airport staff. But don't worry, not expecting to hold up packed planes of people heading to packed stadiums any longer. Everything is fine. Enjoy the game! 7news.com.au/news/covid-o...

"You get a pipeline! You get a pipeline! Everybody gets a pipeline!"

I wonder how many of the "terrified" people in this article are actually wearing a mask on a regular basis... Because like holy shit did that anti-mask propaganda work well www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...