Anime boob jiggling type of bounce

Back to back

I would love to be edgy and put Wargreymon or something like that but no it was more him I think

We just did a test with Hachi and when I pretend to hit my boyfriend she sides with me and when he tries to hit me she sides with me too lmfaoooo

I’m a few days late but I made myself a little galette des rois

*waking up covered in sweat in the middle of the night* Ava Max thinks she’s doing what the Pussycat Dolls did with Hush Hush but she’s doing nothing of that sort

The concept of « uncut » vs « cut » is so funny lol Imagine if we called people who didn’t have piercings « the unpierced »

The humble arm day:

Eat it up, eat it eat it up 🍝

Transparent undies, yay or nay

A very busy year filled with lots of love

Gen Alpha moment

Big sleepy baby

Bonus feat extra sausage

Let me be your boss 😊😌

Peekaboo

His case broke so we both had to update ❤️✍️

Grindr being 10 times more strict than Instagram in terms of NSFW content is driving me nuts lol Let me use my fun pics as profile pics please?? Unrelated:

I also posted these on main because yolo but season’s greetings everynyan

Last push! It’s almost winter break

Achievement unlocked: had a first date for a threesome kind of deal but we were all too neurodivergent to do anything so the guy went home and everyone got blue balled

Work sucked ass so I went to the gym as a bonus random bullshit day to try to clear my head a bit

Winter snacking is wrecking my body fat percentage (Also bumped my nipple piercings to 2,4 and I am seeing stars lol)

Pretty little baby

Leggies

Back day progress video my beloved

Arm day

Not much but honest work dot jpg

Sometimes there’s just so many people at the gym that I skip the « annoyed » step and I just start laughing in disbelief

Humble flex of the day, featuring those grey boxers that my meat made super loose over time

Maybe I should go as a caveman for next pride lmfao

She’s not a fan

Feeling a bit low lately but I’m trying my best

Seeing an opp in public on a day where you look/feel like shit has to be one of the most embarrassing shit ever

Need to be more serious about leg day

Sleepy season

It’s kinda wild but it’s a thousand percent true that a decent portion of guys on Grindr are not there to try to meet up for sex, but they’re mostly there to get validation and waste your time 😷

This shit is like, 25 percent too unfair to be fully enjoyable

Counting or not counting self indulgent bathroom progress videos

They’re quite large now

Daily pestering

Babies

According to Facebook I made this 3D mug 15 years ago 😭 thanks Facebook I can tell it’s old because it doesn’t have fat furry bara tits attached to it

Gonna try to increase in thickness 🙈🙈🙈🙈

Every time I shave I leave my moustache for a second just to see if I could pull it off and then I stare at the mirror like this

I actually ended up going to the REAL spa/sauna next door lol

Currently on a work trip. Last time they put me in a slightly nicer hotel that had its own sauna….. Should I just sneak back into the sauna from the other hotel tonight to chill LOL They didn’t have no keycard no nothing. You can just go.

Never skip foreskin day

It really doesn’t matter at the end of the day but this shit got me FUUUUUMING What is happening? Why is everyone getting so flaky and disrespectful? 😫 I would NEVEEEER “cancel” less than an hour before meeting up without a really good reason. People just no show now! Insane!!!!