WE ARE THE JEFFLINGS

was that really all it took

transgenderman . collect my estrogen .

oh ok

wait fr ?

a little i guess

is that not what you were requesting

he’s mad because he has no ass while my rump is plump

why is this a gif

heh ….. you get a private performance …….

are you sure you can handle it

which one

oh but if i bust it down sexual style i need to kill myself

[ watching . ]

you maaaad

aaah you mad . ahaha you maaaad .

hal🪽 mostly out of curiosity . liking this won’t guarantee anything , though . i’ll probably be preeeetty selective here .

….. [ verrrry slowly poking at . ]

hal🪽 a part of me wants to post a shipping call bc i think it’d be funny . another part of me is Scared .

weird bug .

temp(?) pinned benrey hlvrai. unfortunately. written by castor / maya [ #hlvrairp #mvrp ]

bitch . bitch bitch bitch . slenderbitch .

hal🪽 feeling like everyone is mad at me for something so im going back to sleep gn

ZERO_ONE, A 🧵.

i’m gonna scare you today . be ready .

what the fuck

YAYYY love and joy and peace on earth ^_^

jeff the sleeper

always dig straight down don’t worry about it

⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀* ☠︎︎ ₊ You're so uptight. A real stick in the mud. Don't you ever get tired of playing the 𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗱 guy? Lot easier to be a 𝘃𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗻, y'know? Life's so much nicer if you just tell yourself you're the bad guy. ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀「⠀ #MVRP ／ #FATERP ／ #TYPEMOONRP⠀ 」 ⠀⠀

ccan’t stop fffucking coUGHING . AUGGGH I HATE THAT GUY

hal🪽 muses i’m rotating in my brain again are habit emh and tim mh ……. or stupid old mary sue creepypasta oc from when i was 12 that i made to ship with some of Da Boys

i’m so cutie patootie though !!

hal🪽 im gonna nap fr rq . body hurts . :<

thank god i’m the only normal person here .

……. [ jumping up to charge at him again . ]

[ fucking ow .. ] ghh .. i was taking a fuckin’ nap ! shithead …. …. hey why’s my hand all pink .

[ FLAILING . THRASHING . ] GGHKKGHKGGGKHK —

AAAGH — [ he shoots up , impulsively grabbing his knife and stabbing it into slenderman’s leg . again . ]

[ horrible day to have nerve damage . honk shoo . ]

[ suddenly snoring loud as fuck ??? ]

i need this , jack .

uhhh … kill , stab , murder , play minecraft , manslaughter …

heh … who want me ? 😏

…. ffffffine .