Taking an OSHA 10 certification class right now and the instructor talks exactly like @brianjordanalvarez.bsky.social 's intern character of he were a 70 year old retiree 🤣😭

Taking an OSHA 10 certification class right now and the instructor talks exactly like @brianjordanalvarez.bsky.social 's intern character of he were a 70 year old retiree 🤣😭

Huh my phone just gave me about a 30 second warning that we were gonna feel an earthquake. Kinda neat.

Put out a music video for my track The Moast that dropped a few weeks ago! Shout-out @emp.cx for putting the EP out and the Homie D.C. Poropat for shooting/editing the video!

Today in the state of the job market 🙃

Did a double take as soon as I walked into the Laney College fabrication lab the other day. Apparently one of these will run you about the same amount of money as an original Jupiter 🤣

Not gonna lie, the line I stood in for about 3 hours with a few hundred people for job interviews at a grocery store seems like a pretty good indicator of where the economy is at right now 🙃

If you need a lil distraction from (the horrors) something compelled me to make this nonsense. Free download!

Another EMP release party on twitch today, celebrating WYRaM’s Cut Loose EP available on bandcamp. I’ll be playing at 1pm Pacific. 1pm PST Twitch.TV/ben1am empradio.bandcamp.com/album/cut-lo...

Going live today at noon to celebrate my new EP Cut Loose with the @emp.cx crew!!! Buy/stream it today empradio.bandcamp.com/album/cut-lo...

One day I'm gonna figure out what movies my neighbor must have worked on to pull stuff like this off every year

Fox is on at the pizza spot I'm having lunch at and this "antifa roundtable" they're broadcasting is just a Nazi rally 🤮

Unfortunately starting to have to block some AI "art" accounts on here recently 😒

Why did we as a society stop giving remixes secondary titles?

Biking to work this morning I saw a cybertruck with a full keffiyeh print and Palestinian flag wrap done to it. Yes this was in San Francisco, and no I don't know what to make of the person driving it.

Fuuuuuuuuck RIP Doug McCarthy

Hmmm what kind of bird are you?

Had the honor of having my track Came back 2 Energy remixed by the one and only Jacques Le Cube alongside Caidance's remix of @hellacopta.com's Percussive Maintenance. Both real heaters give em a listen and support @emp.cx

Ay YOOOOOOOO

Man it sucks that beef tallow fries are becoming a fucking Nazi dog whistle. I know they're not good for you but they are delicious.

I have finally watched Phantom of the Paradise... It rules exactly as much as everyone says.

A very funky EMP Demo Derby is upon us! Got some heavy disco lined up, instead of the usual bass music I’m hoarding. If you’re reading this and it’s Saturday, tune in and join our fine electronic music community on Twitch! #dj #djstreamer #twitch #UndergroundDanceMusic #EMP #disco

Currently partaking in the only cool kind of copyright infringement (flipping an old TV show theme)

If ya see this, post a photo from your device with no explanation

Them drums boutta be drumming @noiseeng.bsky.social

It just hit me that he didn't make it to Friday 😞

Oh this place has the juice

The soundtrack to the first few seasons of Chopped fucking rips

Plugging empradio.bandcamp.com this Bandcamp Friday. You can find my music plus a ton of other great electronic music in here bby!

I understand the Balatro hype now that I've accidentally stayed up past 3 am playing multiple times

Felt like one of those grandma fridge score TikTok accounts the other night.

I know they say embracing limitations helps with creativity but I can't seem to stop using all my creativity to work around these limitations 🙃

I once had a very brief impromptu staring contest with Yoko Ono in the New York a MoMA. She definitely won.

Visited Fort Bragg yesterday and they have a combination Guitar and Game shop called Music Merchants. Good thing I don't live near that town cause I'd never leave this place.

Happy Time Part II day to those who celebrate

Do y'all think Eric Fournier knew he'd pioneer the direction of social media advertising as it is today when he made those Shaye Saint John videos? If you don't believe me, go look at the official TikTok account for Nutter Butter cookies.

Having a hard time resisting commenting "Hail Satan 🤪" on every post about LongLegs I see

She had a long day

This has gotta be the most niche advertisement I've ever come across. Can this company's entire business really be selling audio plugin UI assets?

Why is my weather radar app suddenly showing these things?

The timeline on here might be full of anime girls and furry art but I gotta hand it to everyone cause at least none of it is AI garbage

Lmao boutta tell all my friends to come hang here instead now

So we're really calling it Skeeting?

They can't actually put up paints and canvas in art museums for people who claim "anyone could paint that", cause I would actually try real hard to re-create a Rothko or something, and I'd fail spectacularly, but they'd have to kick me out of the museum cause I'd just keep trying.

Boutta ditch Comcast finally 🎉🎊

Oh shid they let me in here!!!