Been making the most delicious sushi bakes recently for dinner - this is one of my more beautiful looking ones!!

My wife and I found a cool salamander on our walk (poor guy was in the middle of the road secreting poison so he must have been scared) - we moved him to the side on a leaf and he didn’t even fling poison on us!! How nice - sadly I did not get any pictures bc I didn’t have my phone

Things might be terrible but look at this massive thick pickle!!!

Like omg you guys she was passed out and having a good dream 🥺 just wagging away 😭😭😭

I think I’ve realized that I do not like who I am when I am not regularly dancing my heart out. Who is that bitch who was depressed for five years!?! Who forgot how to be human?? That wasn’t me.

The ways my hair decides to curl lol

Look at himb!!!

yay logged back into my sfw!!

Lowkey a few tears rolled down my face listening to music box of fate - i feel like ppl don’t make projects like this anymore, especially in the mainstream - it’s just so well done, so full of emotion, so just stunning.

Another day living with a roommate who is lowkey trying to poison / injure my cat but oh well

I just have to complain rn bc this is how these are advertised (and i have bought these before) and this is how fucking thick it was - these are $5 a piece too like what the fuckkkkk

THIS PAGE STANS BUMBLE BEES AND OTHER NATIVE POLLINATORS If you are north america based, and your “save the bees” starts and ends with honey bees - YOU ARE AN IDIOT and i will explain why 🧵

I am so tired and so sad but the work never stops

Everyone say hello to my son

I love when my roommate causes a fly infestation and then leaves so i have to spend my morning completely overhauling the house

Imagine misgendering someone on purpose and thinking you have the moral high ground…

Thinking about voles rn

Feeling like this rn

Saw a very cute native snail (pacific sideband) for the first time in forever today!!! They are so cute and i love seeing them!!

My roommate refuses to use a pizza tray and is always dropping shit in the bottom of the oven, even started a fire doing this, so i just fucking took all the burnt bits out of the oven and threw them in front of his door. Hope he steps on them.

Getting called a bitch in my own house for taking away access to my son bc this person keeps giving him shit he isn’t supposed to have bc he eats it and gets sick. Like okay??? My own father??? I hate men so much

Guys I went and touched grass since I am feeling better and I saw the biggest fucking frog (or toad idk) I have ever seen where I live omg this fucker was the size of my palm - he was very nice and let me take close up pics without moving. 10/10

Finally got my spider to eat!!! Yay!!!

New lego set!!! It’s a 3 in 1 and i started with the koi!!!

For a split second i thought someone left their lizard in the car 😭😭😭

My balatro deck is so stacked rn!!!

Guys i am so fucked rn from falling and I’m on my period 😭😭

Crying bc i think i finally figured out what my mysterious chronic illness symptoms are and it’s not something insanely expensive to fix 🥹🥲

Like look at them snuggling 😭🥹

Idk why ppl hate slugs and snails sm. They have the cutest little faces 🥹 and they just crawl around and eat plants, at least in my yard that’s a good thing (i have a lot of plants i need eaten)

Just found out cardboard screws exist and as a bunny owner this is very exciting!!!!!!!

Baby bunny season 🤩

Can men stop asking me what my sexuality is and let me do my job???? Like you realize no swer is attracted to every single client?? This is a job?? And i love doing my job, but I hate losing clients over being mainly queer. I can’t help the truth but that doesn’t mean i don’t like performing.

I have committed a crime…

Just went on a multi mile hike with my bbg - we did not make it to the top lol

I love my life

This is a vegan burger btw 🤤 literally looks like a krabby patty and so fucking delicious - made by my lovely wife!!!

Sunday night chillin

You guys know that scene in the handmaids tale where they take the guy who is literally the founder of gilead out into no mans land and all the women that were abused bc of him tear him apart with their bear hands… yeah… mentioning this for no reason

Me rn

Had a dream AI generated wasps were breaking in thru my window but i was too eepy to do anything

Accidentally took the dreamiest pics of nelly ever

Just watched my bunny do a full 180 binkie. It was fucking wild.

Apparently all it took was the planets aligning

Gonna start just crafting everything i want bc its less expensive and more satisfying

Having bun time after a long day of work always cures me

Have been tasked by the wife to make hot cocoa :3

If you wanna know what being a swer is like i haven’t had my cycle in over two months from stress (certified not prego)

Idk how you can burn a pancake bc i can literally smell when its perfectly cooked