I’m so happy, sitting here with a foot long hotdog, sheltered from the rain at @highlandbrewing.bsky.social enjoying delicious brewskis, telling everyone to come to the @umphreys.com show tonight.

Fantastic @umphreys.com show at Pisgah Brewing! The bass tone cleared my sinuses, dissolved my kidney stones, and made my car alarm go off. I loved it all jokes aside. Factor Beams in the rainy hazy were beautiful! 🌈

I ordered a couple pours from the Funkatorium and one may even be too funky for me 😬

Cheers to traveling and good friends and delicious beers and cooking at home and to having a guy who’s not on social media and to not dressing for the male gaze and to being independent. hallelujah is what the young people say right?

We call our two Asheville buddies the Stout Studs and today is Burial’s Skillet 6 Ways, their favorite day of the year. Stout Studs gonna drink their stouts! We are en route to join. 🍻 hmm no stout emoji

I'm excited to get back to Asheville and see @umphreys.com again since the most wonderful time at Salvage Station right before the hurricane. Planning our trip though, so much has been lost. The Mellowdrome is closed, no Regeneration Station.. I keep looking up my old haunts and feeling gutted.

I still have not googled who Noah Kahan is but after seeing his name all up on blue sky, today at work he is on a new probiotic soda water??!? Think Olipop, but it’s Noah Kahan’s pop. What the heck?

It’s my birthday! I’ve always been gregarious, enthusiastic, and passionate, and I use sunscreen and moisturizer daily. My coworker just asked me if I was 24. I am 35 today!

It’s…. It’s almost as if, musical taste is subjective?

Sometimes I remember LaMelo named his kid LaOne Ball and my day is ruined. My partner says he should pronounce it Leon 😆

I got a job offer today, hours before a different in person interview! I may have a CHOICE to get out of my shitty JOB and be SUCCESSFUL. Omg omg

I joined the local Y despite not being young, male, or Christian. Today while walking out I overheard a man say “I’m an independent thinker, but I did vote for Drumpf, because I couldn’t vote for Kamala Harris.” *sigh*

I enjoy a lot of performance art locally, experimental noise and loud weirdo instruments, I like that stuff a lot. So I guess Phish with a metal jam and featuring the vacuum would be my ideal setlist.

Does anyone know the modern upbeat song with a slick bass line and a women singing “you‘re cold as ice! Gonna make you feeeel real nice.” I heard it on a Spotify playlist and want to track it down.

Southeast- who’s seeing Octave Cat this week?? They play ATL, Charleston, Raleigh, AVL, and RVA. Come dance and party!! They play a 10/10 show. I’ll be at the Richmond tour ender. #dopapod #lotus #octavecat #supergroup??

I love having @nugs.net because I get to watch surprise @goldlikejoel.bsky.social sit-ins, like with Goose two nights ago in New Orleans. HONK JOEL

The stupidity of management at my stupid little job makes me want to smash my stupid head against the dumb dang wall. I had a great job interview on Wednesday please please please let it work out. Pray to Nic Cage for me.

I decided last year to get into project management and joined my local chapter of PMI. Through networking, I’ve found a couple of mentors, and it’s amazing how powerful a five minute touch-in can be! i feel inspired and hopeful for an interview tmrw after a quick phone chat with my dude.

It is 4/20! Exonerate all non-violent cannabis offenders and may we all enjoy fresh rips from a nice clean water pipe, eh?

Trying to get a new job and brainstorming with my brother has got me saying things like “I’m passionate about process improvement.” 👹 now to rehearse that enough times I don’t snort laugh during my interview.

Sphere people- did it smell like bubble gum during the soam part? Is the scent haptics thing real?

Not @kenjennings.bsky.social pronouncing Appalachia wrong! We'll throw an "Apple-at-cha"

Monger fish, not fear!

okay, Squeaky Feet. Just caught the Roanoke show.. bands always throw down at 5 Points. I love the bookings my local venue brings in! This band was genre spanning wonder. Punk and middle eastern jamtronica and then soft jazz and rock into four on the floor. So much fun on a Thursday!

My bracket is Badger busted! But no tears, saving those for the Dell Curry Hornets jersey retirement halftime show coming up.

I love having lived in many places across the US. I love my midwestern upbringing and represent the Big 10 while living in the southeast. But also, Oregon is very important to us. And we spent 5 months in KC MO, so go Jayhawks? In Virginia now, so people are happy for VCU

listen it's my bracket, i don't care what you think. #OnWisconsin #GoBadgers #MidwestIsBest shout out Queens U in Charlotte, NC, y'all going to get crushed

Fat stack of beer and wine price updates. All increases. Boooo the economy boooooo. Yay cheap beer yayyyy.

Again, the American tax system has crushed me. I hate not understanding why I owe so much each year. I don’t even go to the doctor!! 😔 Evan’s taking me out to Mama Jean’s BBQ after he files to lift the ole spirits.

For the fourth time in five years, the place I rent has changed ownership My landlord is now a retired pastor, asking for rent via Venmo. But he has no friends and no transaction history so it’s flagged as scam. I don’t even have his full phone number. I hate land loads. I hate the housing crisis.

*Coworker A buying cake for son’s birthday coming up end of month* Coworker B: There is no 31st of March! Coworker A: I gave birth on March 31st, I would remember that date! 😂

They should have named him Shock the Monkey.

The grunge cover band St Paul and the Broken Bones

Yesterday I was inconsolably dehydrated. Today I have a common cold and my period. Duh, body. Called of work today to enjoy tea, electrolytes, and my cat.

My boyfriend’s version of a late night bowl of cereal is pretzel balls doused in stone ground mustard. “The mustard is strong, but the crunch is good.”

When is Bally Sports or NBAtv or @hornetsreddit.bsky.social going to start a camera of Eric Collins‘ announcements during the game?? I’d pay to add on an EC/DC stream to my Hornets games 💙💜

heck yeah closing ceremony mini-rave!! can Iceland host the winter olympics so GusGus can DJ it? Biggi Veira would obliterate the music, it'd be amazing

I’ve worked at a grocery store for three years now (albeit it’s a natural food coop). I notice how difficult grocery shopping for people is, not just financially but they’re flummoxed, stressed and confused. Why is grocery shopping so hard for people?

I am couch touring to @lespecial.bsky.social so hard right now! Beer in hand, silly moshing in my living room. Thank you, @nugs.net for this perfect STS9 pregame!

Went to the barcade in DC and got high score on the Tetris machine. This is my new m.o.

Amtrak leaves tomorrow for two nights of @umphreys.com McGee in DC! 🤘😁 Keep the Scotty debuts coming, Sludge and Death next!

Woahh a huge fight unfolded between the Hornets and Pistons tonight. Moussa was so mad! We are huge Buzz City fans so appreciate all the support the fans were giving.

The only thing more powerful than hate is love! I love you!

I’m home from work and Super Bowl commercials are 2 for 3 in making me cry! Down with the patriarchy! I love commercials which build young women’s confidence

Anxiety-spiking work email and some Olympics in the morning is an exhilarating combo! It's all good though. I am in the right, and I love sports, so it's gonna be a great day.

“Our shared values of excellence, friendship, and respect.I love my country, I love sports, and I love the Olympic spirit!“ This has been a wonderful opening ceremony. Let’s visit Italy

I don’t think J is an Italian letter; Giappone as the Japan sign is giving me a lot of laughs after the Jamaica sign

Watching the Olympic opening ceremony on mute. Listening to @umphreys.com live on @nugs.net . This is a great iteration of couch tour

We’re watching a Canadian stream of the opening ceremony and I’m tearing up at the hockey commercials, having a great night. I love the Olympics