chris i'd like to politely ask why is this here

mmmmmhh... (You're up.)

No, I get it.

I'm still alive, don't worry!

I miss being soggy. :( please pour water on me..

Our hearts are like a burning fire. When it's put out, you die! (What. Prompted you to say this.)

(You're bored..)

...Cookie monster? (No.)

Duck Thieving

dark. Speaking of. This goes for all of my accounts as well

..Hi??

chris actually. @whats-left-of-you.bsky.social just have the @ for the account

"........." (...You're dead. That's! Basically it! You're just. Dead. A ghost.) (Long story, honestly.) (Same AU as @its-you.bsky.social. (Temp. pinned.)

. . .

{NC} (You'll always remember this.) (You got: Memory of Karma!!) (When equipped, Sans Undertale will never ask why you jumped.) (....?????????)

chris I HAD TO I'M SORRY

{NC} HOLY SHIT KARMA IS REAL

(You think you're starting to unsog now.) (Sad.)

chris you'll see when i actually do it.

. That's! .. Okay then.

Our hearts are like a burning fire. When it's put out, you die! (What. Prompted you to say this.)

{ @fadingstardust.bsky.social } ...Hhhi, Loop. 💧 (Behold, the legendary Soggyfrin.)

(Soggyfrin.)

Chris oh yeah guys. go read isat:overkill. absolute peak

(Soggyfrin.)

(YOU JOLT AWAKE. AAAAGGHH IT STILL BURNS) (YOU QUICKLY RUSH TO THE NEAREST RIVER AND JUMP IN.) (Aaahh... much better... you're not burning.)

AGH!!!-- (BLIND!! BLIND IT ALL!!! IT HURTS!! IT BURNS IT BURNS IT BURNS IT BURN--) (IT'S JUST LIKE THE FORGE IT'S JUST LIKE THE FORGE AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WORSE AND YOU'RE BURNING AGAIN YOU'RE DYING AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T DRINK THE BLINDING SOUP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!) ( . . . )

. . . (. . .) (......You very slowly look down.)

Chris all this over soup by the way

Y. Y'know. It'd. Scare me more if I didn't already accept that I'm going to die.. (Dramatic sigh.)

Nnnnope... bully somebody else. I'm *tired.*

So mean to me... also, still no.

..Thank stars. 💧 (You were being serious. But with the things you've seen here, it's probably a valid assumption.) Either way- I don't- Think smoking is healthy?-

Tttthe fact that I don't think cigarettes are edible..?

chris dark. what

Iiiii. Don't. Think that's? Normal?

Wwwwwwwwwhat. (CONCERNED SQUINT.)

Not drinking it.

Not- Not peanuts. What if there's pineapple.. I don't wanna know if I'm like. Actually allergic.

Uhm. Death by allergies...? C'mon. Be a little merciful for once.

I really don't wanna drink it..

What's even in it..

...Seriously- Just- Get somebody else to test it.. I'm too tired for this.

Mmmh... too much work... (.)