TSA Pre-check is life changing.

Where are all those “Nintendo isn’t weird enough anymore” people now, huh?!?!?

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Not that I need more games to play, but the first Tuesday of everything month is like a little Christmas. New PlayStation Plus titles, new Humble Choice month.

Doggust 28: Energy. I've seen the term "golden retriever energy" used a lot to describe people, and I am here today to propose some new potential comparison energies. #doggust #doggust2025

Is this what they mean when they say “scenic gaming?”

Bangers only, get this.

Pokémon World Championships closing ceremony got me feeling like I just might have the heart of a hero idk.

Watching the Pokémon World Championships and it’s just depressing how the primary internet video site has horrible video quality. YouTube used to be a quality video product, but it’s now so artifacted and muddy. Twitch looks noticeably better despite both being “1080p” quality.

Drag x Drive is the most physical pain a control scheme has caused me since Kid Icarus: Uprising.

I'm playing Pokémon Yellow, and just did a successful Rock the Baby on my yo-yo. It's 1999 all over again.

If I’m being honest, I just want to crawl under a blanket and play Pokemon games for like three weeks straight.

For the first time in my life, a completed Pokédex. And not only completed, also a living dex.

The same people who are mad about Itch also clearly didn't read the terms and conditions they agreed to when they signed up for PayPal, or Venmo, or Cash App or.....any other payment processor that accepts any of the major credit cards, and it shows.

Me in April: Everyone else can wrap it up nothing is taking game of the year from Expedition 33 Enhance, in June:

🗣️ Not sure how to pronounce "Lumines"? 🤨 You're not alone! To clear it up ⛅️, and get on the same page 📄, here's a quick guide 📘on how to say it. How were you saying it? 🤔 🔮 Wishlist on @playstation.com for PS5 and PS VR2: store.playstation.com/concept/1001...

I AM A DRUNKEN SAILOR THAT SPENDS MONEY IRRESPONSIBLY DURING STEAM SALES. And I would spend a lot more if the deals weren't so (comparatively) awful than they were a decade ago.

I managed to get through the entirety of Rock Tunnel in under 30 minutes. I remember that cave being the scariest thing the first time through #Pokemon Red.

I may be an old man yelling at clouds, but the video-ification of everything is infuriating. Just write it down. Let me read the words. I don’t need to watch a video to know the release date of your game. I can read!

Yeah, the Switch 2 is cool, but have you re-subscribed to @gameinformer.com yet?

Just thinking about how Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is gonna be some teenager’s Final Fantasy X, or VI, or Chrono Trigger, and I love that for them.

In case Geoff Keighly needs some ideas, you could sell the naming rights to "The Game Awards Orchestra performs Une vie a t'aimer" for like a bajillion dollars and we'll all buy whatever that is. I'm not kidding. I'll buy a thousand Schick Hydros if that's what it takes for this to happen.

Ok, Clair Obscur made the blueprint, I’ll take my gorgeous lush Redwall-inspired animal turn based RPG now thank you.

Every single anti-bribery and anti-corruption training I've done, which is many, since nearly everywhere I've ever worked has required it on job start and annually thereafter, is that this is a distinction without difference. It's why you can't give or receive gifts worth over $25-100, $0 to gov.

Video games are funny things. I failed at a platforming puzzle in Clair Obscur 5 or 6 times last night and then rage quit. Sit down this afternoon and clear it on my first try.

One downside to new social media sites all the time is I have to keep blocking the same people over and over.

Managed to Orisa javelin a Cassidy off a ledge mid-High Noonin'. I've peaked, I can never play this game again because I'll never reach these heights again.

I am deeply careful about what I download and don’t open even mildly suspicious links… Unless you tell me some executable will help make this game from the late 90s run properly…

I have started to referring to Warmog’s Armor’s health regeneration activating as “mogging” and I will not be taking questions.

I would pay double for a version of Clair Obscur with no active battle elements.

If you make an obscenely long wind up window you actually completely remove the ability for players to gauge when they need to dodge/parry. This is a Clair Obscur post. Beautiful game, maddeningly unclear QTE mechanics.

If the Joy-Cons 2 didn't solve stick drift, at those prices, people will have every right to be mad.

I DID IT. I BEAT THE BEST BUY FINAL BOSS. I AM GETTING A NINTENDO SWITCH 2!

What is it about game music that just absolutely snaps you back to the moment you first heard it? I’m watching this Oblivion Remastered stream and suddenly I’m sitting on the floor of my childhood home in front of a large CRT with a huge wooden frame.

what real ones want

Probably should have waited for the Switch 2 but who knows if I’ll be able to afford one, so I went back to Breath of the Wild and. Man. What an amazing game. Still.

Maybe Prince of Persia The Lost Crown would have done better if it was about 20% as difficult as it is.

“Well at least while I’m unemployed I can play some video games” The universe: “Are you sure about that?” Here’s a leaking window. Here’s jury duty. Here’s a global economic catastrophe so your emergency reserves are decimated.

AIR RIDE

I have no idea why I'm doing it but I'm doing a living dex in Pokemon Scarlet and it's kinda fun. It's only moderately tedious. I'm a fake Pokemon fan because Paldea will be the first Pokédex I complete.

GDC! Today at 2pm, West Hall. I have 112 slides and am feeling real frisky, someone might die. schedule.gdconf.com/session/pres...

On a lighter note, doing a Pokemon Blue play through and though the games are sometimes prickly, frequently broken, they are still somehow some of the greatest games ever made and I adore them.

Pokemon TCG Pocket is every terrible scammy garbage thing in a mobile game dressed up in one of the most beloved IPs of all time. I feel so badly for people who never got to experience gaming focused on fun over monetary extraction.

Need a “and I took that personally” gif with Yuki Tsunoda’s face on it.

The modern Xbox user experience is so hostile and spammy. Every time there's a game launch, and sometimes just because, there's a full-screen takeover when I return to the dashboard (getting in the way of playing a game).

www.dragonflycave.com/essays/the-m... I have completely revamped the old Mew trick thought into a new 9000-word deep dive essay into the history, context and inner workings of a truly miraculous glitch.

Happy Drive to Survive to all who celebrate.

Seems like a lot of people need to be reminded that in 2015, phones/tablets were really slow and games on them were really ugly. And that's the chipset the Switch uses. Hope this helps.

Yesterday I learned that Biscoff makes sandwich style cookies with a vanilla crème and my life will never be the same.