I told my mom and she called my granny and I got a missed call and text from the First Lady last night. So basically the entire church already knows .

Me for the next two weeks :

Woke up with a rang on my fanga!!!!!

IT WAS A PROPOSAL !!!!

I was told we were going to an arcade.. but we bout to go on a jet tour !!!

Had to put in the golds, I case the dog in me is needed

Date night💕

Everyday this month I will be sharing interesting facts about me to my coworkers , there will be a quiz at the end of the month.

Why would a house with 4 bedrooms only have ONE bathroom!?!!

And WASH YOUR HANDS !

Attention people who wear glasses, please listen to the optician when they recommend things like high index and anti glare coatings! Please stop being cheap with your lenses so you can have a designer frame.

My cousin added his girlfriend to our family group chat (I didn’t know) so today they started wishing her happy birthday and I’m like “WHO?!” And now all my cousins texting me crying emojis . My bad

Okay Juvie, drop the album. I’m grown now this one is for me!!

Happy Black History Month !

Dismantle the department of education and civil rights for students ?! Okay so it should be very quiet when private black schools start popping up and what not. The black women are already the most educated group, now we can focus on our communities. I would hope.

Dang imagine we could’ve had a president that loves to laugh and filled with joy ? I mean we did, but he wore a tan suit that one time and brought back racism

Big back porch, with a lil tummy

Lol with the accent and everything 💀😂

And she in the new Boots Riley !! Ugggh see what I mean !!

I see Keke Palmer walking into another one of those “we hate Keke” years cause why is you dating that boy ? Please don’t keep pissing me off Lauren !

It might be time to try and warm the car up lol or at least start getting the ice off the top. One sudden stop and now it’s an avalanche

Does this mean black folks can be cool on tik tok again?

I work in optometry and it always blows my mind that we open on bad weather days especially snow days, that pure white ice on a flat landscape is literally blinding and cause eye strain.

My job talking bout we are delaying opening till 10. HA. perhaps not.

I really love this Lucy and Tim relationship dynamic. She’s strong and soft at the same time and he’s soft just with her.

I have to ask, what is all them Somali folks doing up there in Minnesota anyways ?! Like I would’ve never know they was there if all this wasn’t going on or if they didn’t come out and say their community and the Muslim community support Donald . They was better off quiet

I started singing I’m still here and my daughter goes “ITS BY THE BRAIDS OF GOD!”

Just realized , they haven’t made any new cemeteries in a while. Like lots of deaths have been happening. Then I saw the video of the old man damaging a casket before lowering it and he said “hurry it like it is” so .. they been digging us up and reselling our caskets !?!!

If people are expected power to go out … why they stocking up on frozen/ refrigerated goods? If something does happen you gone be sitting at the house with 27 gallons of spoiled milk and 6 dozen rotten eggs. Hashtag black confusion

It’s gone be a Good Friday my baby in the back seat rapping Squabble up

Damn y’all on here 50? Lol like you IN your 50’s. Tell me more though.

This what we be doing while y’all be in the room waiting on the doctor and the tech 🤭 The one with the bonnet is the mama

This makes the title of his new show “Pole to Pole” even funnier lol

Lena horse face Waithe

They got us preparing for an ice storm and it’s 70 outside. Please stop playing in our faces

Holiday office party tonight at one of the doctors houses, should I drink ? Lol

Coco Jones is just so …. Yes !

At lunch in the car and now my truck smells like an armpit 

I had a feeling this wouldn’t go as planned. Put Tony back with Nate, Gale and Vlad. He need to be with his people

Sent a midday photo thinking it would brighten his day. Come to find out he’s off work and the capital H 😂🤭

The most disappointing thing that happens in the office is parents not wanting to spend money on their kids glasses. Even with insurance they don’t wanna do it, and then they don’t want to get he protection plan either.

I don’t know who needs to hear this but it doesn’t have to be bald .

My daughter’s father keeps sending me articles about why she shouldn’t eat McDonald’s… but not sending any money

It was Not my mother and now it’s Not me. That’s all I know

I want black women to stop doing that facial balancing stuff. You are already the standard babe.

White folks have always made Loans seem like they are a good idea and what not then I recognized… they don’t ever pay them back and they basically just live life piling up very large amounts of debt. And they are able to do this because other white people see them as “good people” lol

That’s a lie The equalizer will not piss me off. I hate the plot and everything the movie is about. F

I never hated a movie more than so hate Love Jones 😭😂

It’s like she’s in a one sided competition with me and I never know what event we doing or when the race has started but some how I get across the finish line and I’m in trouble at every turn.

This my first time having an older black woman as a office manager and omg. This is THE WORST management experience I’ve ever had. Lord I pray I don’t turn into this when the next young black girl comes behind me !