Lol I love this trip down memory lane yall thanks

The time I reincarnated as slime is a wild story . Lol im tuned in

I’m ready to put this rang on his fanga !

I don’t mean to be rude but like maybe he forgot about that time he stole my rent my and me and my daughter got evicted and he took te money , bought a car and ran to Austin to be with someone who had a restraining order out on him. Cause I didn’t and that was 3 years ago. Better call Saul.

I’m so mad I was woken up out my sleep cause my home going crazy. It’s a number idk so I’m like whatever but it keeps calling I look up the number it’s Travis county, an Austin zip code and then it clicks. My baby daddy must’ve gotten arrested . Why call me though ?!

Today my coworkers learned I do not care about them I care about money and my commissions. If I’m helping you it’s because it helps me. Simple .

My fiancée been trying to find a wedding band he likes and he always puts my email down so they send his info to me . Lol idk why but it’s so cute to me he’s like “when do I get my ring though?!”

So I did a thing at my church and I can finally share the finished product 🥹

I’m just now really paying attention to Micheal Jackson movements, that’s one free Sammy frog right thurr

So the news is 40 minutes off schedule this morning but y’all got the Live button on the screen

Thomas said if a man approaches me out in the wild to always ask for money and they will quickly leave me alone. He’s right but I fear one day somebody will actually give me money and I’ll have to call him on what to do next

Because of the weather I want to go to the bookstore but because of the weather I don’t want to leave the house

Do black people eat cottage cheese? On the commercial the eat it right out of the container lol and with everythinggg and I’m just like Ew.

Now I’m ready it like the wise men showed up being messy lol walked in that man city talking bout “Where your OG?” And it’s a baby !!! 😂💀

Herod “the great” but you insecure behind a baby and his birth right… mhmm sounds Roman to me.

The whole BDSM community is full of Neurodivergent individuals. They follow the unspoken rules of intimacy and the communication and reassurance. Yeah . I’m right

My apartment closes the pool on Mondays for cleaning and now where we gone go on Memorial Day lol

She doesn’t know he’s dead yet and she says that she wants to go see him cause he’s going to bring her on stage

Took my daughter to see Micheal Jackson and she’s a fanatic. Lol she already knows all the words to Thriller and Human Nature . This is literally the cutest thing ever 🤭

I don’t even care I hate driving on the highway anyways . But as a wife I shouldn’t be financially responsible for my actions typeshi .

Thought I was living the soft wife life , what you mean I gotta pay my own toll bill because you bought the car and pay the car note and the car insurance?!

How do people who work 9-5 get their kids from school at 3?! Lol you pick them up and get back to work? Cause we was home till they got off at 6

Lol why we look like prisoners?!?

Three Blind mice 👩🏾‍🦯👩🏽‍🦯👩🏼‍🦯

Look at my work daughters drawing . I’m so proud of her

Episode 153 of My Hero Academia and I’m losing it right now !!! Yo I can’t stand spinner lizard head ass 🤬 Weak ass couldn’t even handle multiple powers . I’m mad

Every time I have a hair appointment scheduled after work they always try to play thinking I won’t clock out. From now on im just gonna call out the day of my appointment thats fine.

Politicians said turn that Islamophobia uuppppp! It’s not funny Ha Ha but it is funny.

It’s 4/20 and I’m taking my kid to doctors appointments , just goofin. Just cool mom goofin around

Also yall didn’t really breakdown how awesome these dang air fryers are ! Lol

I’ve been watching My Hero Academia on my man crunchy thingy account for a few days but like secretly. He asked me about it today and I just had to admit that I like it .

Personality wise Ive been compared to all of Gabriel Unions characters from the beginning of her career since Bring it on. But to think I shop at Crate&Barrel and William N Them when I’m clearly a frugal vintage thrifter is wild to me but also kinda flattering

This whole wedding planning thing is showing me people’s perception of me is very much bourgeois . Lol I’m not mad at all but I’m shocked . I believe myself to be a very sweet southern baptist woman but other people see me as Eva

I texted him “omg guess what” and he said “how much was it “ First of all it was on sale for $5 secondly I need money for gas . So $40 thanks

My fiancé’s family let me on the crunchy roll account lol but now I have to pick a show that I can get introduced to their world . I think I found one

Also today is my one year anniversary 💕

My daughter was singing “don’t cry” this morning and I was like baby resurrection Sunday is over . She replies “Okay, but he’s not dead” Ahhhhh!!!

Yall see that rainbow ?! Holy Spirit was very much present today. Thank you Lord 🙏🏾

Wow we used to eat boiled tie dye eggs we found on the ground at our granny house

I pranked so many people today tehehe 🤭 all from one fake Apple Pay text 😭😭💀

My daughter asked me how old I am and I said I’m 34. You know this noodle neck heffa gone say “Wow that’s almost 100!” And just like that she’s up for adoption for the 5th time this month .

I finally found the perfect fitting pair of black loafers and they were on sale. I asked my dad if he thought they were nice and now he won’t stop calling me Molly the maid

Idk why but I feel like when people say I’m funny and I should be a comedian or something like that, it feels like a micro aggression. I can’t exactly articulate it but for context I’m usually not trying to be funny and it probably sounded funny because I delivered it in a palatable way.

My dad sent me and “I’m proud of you” text I’m at work losing it

My mommy 💕 Her my twin.

You ever notice when people go through a specific religious transformation they start wearing glasses? Almost like they aren’t afraid to really See anymore. Idk just an observation, I have thoughts and I’ll write them.

My fiancée’s training is going really well, I got my nails done and he reacted so overjoyed for the same natural pink nails I’ve worn for years he even asked about the one I broke and if they had to put a tip on it again. Lol and I know he doesn’t care about any of it but he loves me and I care .

I like the black characters on High Potential like they all just get to be regular people. Nobody is ghetto or says little phrases or uses a blaccent ever

It’s a Jeep but it has like a pickup truck back to it ? Idk the top comes down and omg I’m so excited to go get it dirty down in Shreveport