Every time I have a hair appointment scheduled after work they always try to play thinking I won’t clock out. From now on im just gonna call out the day of my appointment thats fine.

Politicians said turn that Islamophobia uuppppp! It’s not funny Ha Ha but it is funny.

It’s 4/20 and I’m taking my kid to doctors appointments , just goofin. Just cool mom goofin around

Also yall didn’t really breakdown how awesome these dang air fryers are ! Lol

I’ve been watching My Hero Academia on my man crunchy thingy account for a few days but like secretly. He asked me about it today and I just had to admit that I like it .

Personality wise Ive been compared to all of Gabriel Unions characters from the beginning of her career since Bring it on. But to think I shop at Crate&Barrel and William N Them when I’m clearly a frugal vintage thrifter is wild to me but also kinda flattering

This whole wedding planning thing is showing me people’s perception of me is very much bourgeois . Lol I’m not mad at all but I’m shocked . I believe myself to be a very sweet southern baptist woman but other people see me as Eva

I texted him “omg guess what” and he said “how much was it “ First of all it was on sale for $5 secondly I need money for gas . So $40 thanks

My fiancé’s family let me on the crunchy roll account lol but now I have to pick a show that I can get introduced to their world . I think I found one

Also today is my one year anniversary 💕

My daughter was singing “don’t cry” this morning and I was like baby resurrection Sunday is over . She replies “Okay, but he’s not dead” Ahhhhh!!!

Yall see that rainbow ?! Holy Spirit was very much present today. Thank you Lord 🙏🏾

Wow we used to eat boiled tie dye eggs we found on the ground at our granny house

I pranked so many people today tehehe 🤭 all from one fake Apple Pay text 😭😭💀

My daughter asked me how old I am and I said I’m 34. You know this noodle neck heffa gone say “Wow that’s almost 100!” And just like that she’s up for adoption for the 5th time this month .

I finally found the perfect fitting pair of black loafers and they were on sale. I asked my dad if he thought they were nice and now he won’t stop calling me Molly the maid

Idk why but I feel like when people say I’m funny and I should be a comedian or something like that, it feels like a micro aggression. I can’t exactly articulate it but for context I’m usually not trying to be funny and it probably sounded funny because I delivered it in a palatable way.

My dad sent me and “I’m proud of you” text I’m at work losing it

My mommy 💕 Her my twin.

You ever notice when people go through a specific religious transformation they start wearing glasses? Almost like they aren’t afraid to really See anymore. Idk just an observation, I have thoughts and I’ll write them.

My fiancée’s training is going really well, I got my nails done and he reacted so overjoyed for the same natural pink nails I’ve worn for years he even asked about the one I broke and if they had to put a tip on it again. Lol and I know he doesn’t care about any of it but he loves me and I care .

I like the black characters on High Potential like they all just get to be regular people. Nobody is ghetto or says little phrases or uses a blaccent ever

It’s a Jeep but it has like a pickup truck back to it ? Idk the top comes down and omg I’m so excited to go get it dirty down in Shreveport

My fiancée got a new truck last night and the first thing he said was “oh baby I can’t wait to come pick you up and we go paint the town red” lol but in his New Orleans accent . And yes I was skinning and grinning

Temu Teyana Taylor

I’ve never been thick even when I was pregnant you had to look at me from the side lol it was just an extra 60 pounds of stomach Not even boobs !! All that and the only thing I have now is thighs that touch

Please, no more praise breaks during the wedding ceremony. We hungry !!!

All my hood friends was at the parade yesterday while I was at church. My sister said it was low vibrational but it did kinda look fun 🙁

Making sure my daughter has good photos of me for her to participate in the “my mom was hot before she was old” trend when it comes back around in 10-15 years

I’m going through pictures trying to to find one that doesn’t look like that lady. It’s actually upsetting me lol . She’s gorgeous but like bro … I’m me

I got to work an hour early

I just learned my daughter is like really into anime lol but she’s 5 . Idk what be going on and if they have kid anime ?

Bro cardi actually put on a better show than Megan ! Like we had so much fun and everyone looked so good !!

Shout out to my future husband and my sister for making sure I was able to witness the movement

That thang was MOVING !!!

My sister came in at the last second with the Cardi b tickets!!! I’m so excited 😆

Yall wanna know an optical industry secret ? This is a really good one for the parents of children who wear glasses or have myopia. Here it is : increase your child’s outdoor time, at least 2 hours a day will slow down myopia progression by 12%

My daughter is packing up her clothes to run away. She y because I hate her and I’m always trying to make her eat dinner, take a bath and says prayed before bed. And I just started singing while she packs 😂🤭

First he got me the ring, then the new phone and now a new car ! Glory be to God for this gift of a man

Shoutout to my dad , he prolly last man in the states named Tyrone 😂🤭

Baby phat makes oversized sweatsuit sets . I actually love that

Still trying to find a place I can get him some custom welding gloves and helmet to match.

Can’t even kiss my fiancée cause he’s got to be a good Muslim. Lol also I bought him a custom carthatt lunchbox he cant use yet lol but he did say he loves it and it will be used

Nobody: The government: I WANNA GO TO WAR! I WANT A LIGHT SABER. IM A MAAANNNN!

Music ain’t real been hitting the same for a while . But I’m happy for the underground artists to get their chance in the light

If I ask what color I should get my nails and you say some damn teal , pack it up sir. Actually I want a divorce.

I ain’t had not one crawfish,potato or small ear of corn. Nobody talk to me !

And don’t think I haven’t noticed the random push of Irish dancing on my timelines.. Damn y’all gone have y’all funky ass day !

Last day of Black History Month…

Is you on our side or is you fakin? Is you tryna leak our information? Is you a prophet or are you for profit ?