Why does he now end every post with, “Thank you for your attention to this matter.” Like he’s really hoping someone in customer service will refund one of his room nights.

I love that CBS’s defense of cancelling Colbert was that it’s, “purely a financial decision.” Of course it’s a financial decision! That’s exactly what everyone is so pissed off about!

Carvana’s podcast commercials really make it sound like a product in search of a solution. It might be a perfectly useful tool, but I don’t “spend time wondering what [my] car is worth.”

I can’t pinpoint exactly when I lost interest in “This American Life,” but it was years ago and I still don’t understand why.

Sui generis is one of those things that my brain always wants to mean something other than what it actually means.

I’ve decided that I don’t hate the Murderbot TV show. But I do hate that they seem to have turned Ratthi into a useless clown.

Do you think he’ll crow about how consumer spending suddenly jumped in the wake of his tariff announcement?

James Garfield was 50 at the time of his assassination. Michael Shannon, who will play him in the upcoming Netflix miniseries is also 50. Lucretia Garfield was 49 years old but will be played by 38 year old Betty Gilpin. Does anyone else hate that shit?