That the planet would go on just fine without us. Better, even!

That needs to be said to every one of these people. Resign. Leave public life. The people will thank you and your families will thank you. Only ruin awaits otherwise

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I thought “erecting a front porch for the green astronauts” was gonna be the next big thing in online yucks. Hasn’t even been a week and it’s like to never happened.

Finally watching tick Tick BOOM for the first time. Sunday Diner scene brought me to tears with nostalgia. I love my wife and kids but I tell you what, if Bernadette Peters’ limousine door opened up outside my house right now … bye y’all

We can all agree the VP should build on his successes in Hungary and Pakistan by campaigning hard for his party’s candidates for Senate and Governor all across the country. Literally the most patriotic thing he could do!

All the Brady men got a perm one year and people mock them for it but 1) they rocked those perms : and 2) perms for men were immediately a thing

If you don’t know now you know. Boycott private equity always. Inclusive lol sf.gazetteer.co/philz-ceo-or...

Interesting that people who claim to be steeped in scripture, history, and classics behave as if they don’t know how those stories ALWAYS end. Either they don’t recognize what archetype they embody or think they will be the first one to beat fate. Pride goes before destruction. Always.

This one is verrry niiiiiiice

Nuclear Blackbelt -(0:35) band name I called it

Come and get your boy - he ain’t it [blue tsunami dot jpg]

The incompetence of this admin! Stop using ChatGPT to write the POTUS’s remarks; they’re incoherent and he can’t read them properly. Someone will be in big trouble

In a sane and just world, President Obama would call for a live debate with the current occupant of the White House regarding the JCPOA and the way forward. Just. sayin.

Lactose intolerance to the green cheese; HIPAA prevents us from identifying the sensitive astronaut but … you know it’s not the Canadian

Group D you say … ?

Trump: We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things.

Mash Up Bands Sly and the Partridge Family 21 Stone Temple Pilots

Um, Safeway? Family planning? You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means …

Oh, these kids today! With their Korn this, and their Papa Roach that … !

250 years later: when ARE these colo-nies gonna rise up … ?

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