Hit the most insane jackpot ever with these berries I got

My favorite lesson that I learned when I was a fledgling is to treat anyone holding authority over me with the appropriate amount of sinister, behind-their-back malice as I can.

Eating blackberries is really a gamble if I'll double over in sour reflex or grab the most delightful sweetest berry I have ever beheld

I genuinely dont think my dad eats anymore. He's on like protein shake supplement mix. I see him eat a meal maybe once a week.

I love how "Former Navy Seal" has the same role in society as "Clown".

Only a matter of time before the FBI

Hate to know that if I was not living Under my parents right now, my expected living expenses would be about the same as my wage. Like if I was paying for a car, phone, food, housing & utilities, health insurance, and other essentials, I would not make any money. Why do they think this is okay.

A semicolon most devious; j

One of the worst things about working in a chemistry laboratory is that the gloves will make your paws smell like nitrile And you can't wash the smell away

Every day I get more desperate

Its crazy to me that normal people exist I live and breathe furry. Nearly every social circle I'm in is distinctly furry or becoming furrier by my doing. And its like, normal people go through life without this central empassioned community?

Despite leaving the house 25 minutes later than I usually do.. I was only 10 minutes late to work. Hmmm.

How did people drink alcohol in the u.s? Like, after everywhere needed to be driven to instead of any other viable option? Was it just all via drunk driving?

ACTUALLY CREDIT CARDS ARE USELESS JUNK

Really tried today but I did not manage to do anything. Again. For the thousandth time now.

I play video games so I can accomplish something outside of real life because theres no pride in making it anywhere for me. Sometimes I want to make something out of my life and sometimes I understand the sum of myself is zero.

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The tools of war are made of blood And this country is made a tool of war

Hot Dragon Summer? Yeah, it will be. I don't manage heat well.

I want to use a UI that looks like the one in shows trying to display something "High Tech"

Out of anything that could have gone on last weekend, I was not expecting to tour MIT at 21:00 (9PM) and witness evil kill cellars/tunnels and the legendary blackboard full of math equations, as well as the secret bonus room filled with ice cream and the BRICK CUBES??

I think DJ Smokey was right

Your teeth and claws that can tear through anything, deadly and beautiful Your paws so tender yet strong, caress those you cherish, channel out that magic Your snout so smoochable Your tail, with the power to knock over worlds Be the dragon, myth and legend come to life

It takes 5 hours for me to wake up

I'm so Winning today I cooked a build so hard I have people wondering HOW

Squatting is the most species affirming exercise

I have to wonder if the "Bucket of Crabs" idiom is actually just anti-crab propaganda

if HR says anything about me they will not hear the end of teeth

Is it normal to get dizzy and drowsy when you exercise?

How many times would I need to die to live a good life

I live in death country where its always killing season

EW EW EW EW FORCIBLY OVERHEARING NEW YORK TIME OPINON GROSS NASTY

Want to go into debt over getting a fursuit so I can say 'yeah im working my tail off'

Big fan of autocorrect change whole complete correct words into entirely different words With letters I wouldn't have mistyped in the first place. Tilt -> till. Like why. Itd be uncommon to accidentally press L twice, rather than interpret it as 'accidentally pressing t'??

1080 Avalanche was a game so good it got me into snowboarding

My conscious does this weird thing where it associates negative things said about other people to myself specifically

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This is fucking genocide

Are you absolutely kidding me I totally forgot to share my social security number with 6 people today

Despite being a wish-dragon, I always only have 1 hit point

My dream tonight was really just preying on my insecurities and also was centered around a, strange schoolike workplace I was attending in a German village

I may have accidentally dumped garlic powder on my pasta And ate it

They're setting up another nine eleven in plain sight

"Korean power of christ compels you." Is a line that just, exists in my head??

Mr Beast partnering with the Mormon Chruch is mind-breakingly insane until you realize that both are running extreme finance-based cults using philanthropy as moral leverage It's still, mind-breakingly insane

In America it costs like $75 per day to live with the bare minimum: a shelter, water, electricity, and food. Wage increases aren't enough. Total systemic uprooting is warranted.

Nabbed me some tangerine juice DAMN!!!!!! Better choice than saving for retirement

Dunno how to tell close friends that my pronouns aren't 'he'

BAAHB!!! THEERS SHRIMP FOR SAALE AT THE NEXCT .EXCHIT!!!

I think my primary motivation in life is to care about as many people as deeply as I can