Wishing y'all well and warm come autumn-time! And plenty of welcome as well, should you rather want to spend it with a right enormous moose! -Fjord Saunderson, Proprietor

FYI anyone who knows @milestheraccoon.bsky.social their account appears to have been compromised and the same discord hack scam thing is going on we have seen before

(Heads up, pretty sure they just got scammed/hacked by whats been going around!!)

FJORD: Well thankfully, Rhod already seemed a natural, once a bit of our inner workings were explained! Managed it all in stride, that boy. As for dear Quinton, he was actually quite the novice a long while ago! Nothing a bit of training didn't help! #HotBodyHotel #QuintonLowell #Vore #Digestion #WG

QUINTON: Oh, th-that's just one of the many, just that they prefer anonymity! A-As for the others, most of them are in Mr. Saunderson's magnanimous care. Th-there's a few I'm keeping good track of, myself, but I don't think any are currently in Rhod's care. Some are residents, to boot! #HotBodyHotel

FJORD: Quiiiite a while back - and this is when I was in my PRIME, kiddo - I took to converting my family's home to a meager motel. It was rough to get going since what was built over my ancestral home was proper piss-poor quality, buuuut I made do initially! (1/3) #HotBodyHotel #FjordSaunderson

FJORD: Sometimes, though rarely, we do have our sick days. But that's no issue! Sometimes, people can appreciate an upgrade in service or temporary new management. Even Quinton wasn't afraid to help poor Rhod when he was with a nasty fevered cold. #HotBodyHotel #QuintonLowell #RhodOfSaunderson #Vore

FJORD: Well thankfully, Rhod already seemed a natural, once a bit of our inner workings were explained! Managed it all in stride, that boy. As for dear Quinton, he was actually quite the novice a long while ago! Nothing a bit of training didn't help! #HotBodyHotel #QuintonLowell #Vore #Digestion #WG

Fought times but still doin’ what I can to make ends meet, had another cancelled job interview earlier this week. Aiming for about 170 so I can get my car insurance sorted, still taking on voice commissions so if you want vocal clips for your DnD sessions, samples for your projects, I’m your man.

FJORD: Between you and me? Rhod's not invincible. And rarely, he can tend to doze off guest submissions before even reaching his room. Awful cute. But that's just between us, alright? #HotBodyHotel #RhodOfSaunderson #Vore

FJORD: Fun Fact about Quinton! The good lad is also our Head Chef here at Saunderson Lakeview! He's such a handsome sport in that outfit, isn't he? QUINTON: G-G-Geeze, thank you f-for the vote of confidence sir! B-But yeah it's. Not TOO snug, is it? #HotBodyHotel #QuintonLowell

FJORD: Between you and me? Rhod's not invincible. And rarely, he can tend to doze off guest submissions before even reaching his room. Awful cute. But that's just between us, alright? #HotBodyHotel #RhodOfSaunderson #Vore

QUINTON: W-Well, once or twice really. I don't think they understood that such a service i-is more uh. An eccentric offer. I-I-It's wholly consensual, save for times necessary. L-like blizzard rescues. O-Or uhm... Blizzard rescues AFTER they run out. T-Then it's just... awkward. #HotBodyHotel #Vore

FJORD: Fun Fact about Quinton! The good lad is also our Head Chef here at Saunderson Lakeview! He's such a handsome sport in that outfit, isn't he? QUINTON: G-G-Geeze, thank you f-for the vote of confidence sir! B-But yeah it's. Not TOO snug, is it? #HotBodyHotel #QuintonLowell

QUINTON: WELL! UHM!! W-w-we do have!! Our own ah, servant's quarters! As any good hotel would have, our own rooms I mean!! L-L-Like, actual rooms with bedding and t-television... And uhm... W-well I ah. Haven't asked Mister Saunderson yet or uh... Inquired to him about that PARTICULAR theory...

FJORD: Well, if'n it ain't me outside helpin' round the bend, it's usually young Rhod out'n about. I usually go on out n'about myself if there's folks lost along the hills during the blizzards n' cold fronts, but Rhod's been real vigilant lately! RHOD:... #HotBodyHotel #RhodOfSaunderson #Vore

FJORD: Well, we have those newfangled webpages like here, walk-ins are allowed, and we do reservations by any communication method that can reach us! For the purposes of your specific request, an assurance waiver must be signed prior. Just a simple formality beforehand~ (1/2) #HotBodyHotel #Vore

FJORD: Well, if'n it ain't me outside helpin' round the bend, it's usually young Rhod out'n about. I usually go on out n'about myself if there's folks lost along the hills during the blizzards n' cold fronts, but Rhod's been real vigilant lately! RHOD:... #HotBodyHotel #RhodOfSaunderson #Vore

RHOD:... ❤️ QUINTON: O-Oh. I think that means... You're good? #HotBodyHotel #RhodOfSaunderson

RHOD:... (He hands you an important written note.) #HotBodyHotel #RhodOfSaunderson #Vore

FJORD: Now while I can't disclose his name, for purposes of our policy on UTMOST privacy, I've been told I can tell you THIS most generous man on that there photo of mine has been an esteemed guest for well over 12 years now in patronage to Saunderson Lakeview! As well as myself, gehah~!!

FJORD: As Floors 4 through 10 (and the Hotel) are mine, it's no small feat to say I've dutifully seen to the needs of MANY a guest - especially so during our cold snaps here in the arctic. Here's a recent pic!! Why I'd say you're wondering about hosting one a' them conventions, arent'cha? Geheheh!!

Fjord's so happy to see returning clientele! So much so he's quite eager to pick them up off their feet like an old friend and... Oh, I see. He's just eager to see to their room, like every long winter season~ ❤️ #HotBodyHotel #FjordSaunderson #vore

Welcome to the Saunderson Lakeview Hotel! We're here to keep you from the cold arctic and see to your EVERY need as you warm up, thanks to our ravenously attentive concierges and the helping hand of our proprietor - Fjord Saunderson - himself! We hope you enjoy your long stay... #HotBodyHotel