I have a friend who won't bow unless she knows who she's voting for but will never look it up. it's ridiculously annoying.

A child just told me he doesn't like Ocarina of Time because it isn't even like Legend of Zelda (Breath of the Wild). Time marches on in the cruelest of ways.

I'm one hundred percent sure if that ballroom gets built, they will be dancing on the USA's grave.

My partner and I didn't get internet for our new home and we're determined to make a full smart home with only a local network. So far, we've got our smart light set up with home assistant and steam link from our pc to play games on the smart tv. It works fine with just the router.

I AM A HOMEOWNER. Next month I will be done living with my in-laws. They were kind and really the reason this is possible.

I live taking selfies when i am transitional states like the middle of a hair dye or when my make up is half done. There is something special about those short stages of time.

is it wrong to put a sombrero on a cat and call it Mexicat?

Pharisee from Luke 18 praying like "I'm not like other girls."

Just to make people really confused, the year I started dating my partner until the year we got married I only used a dog shampoo bar to bathe. No other products. Women be workin too hard.

Someone from the Coral Island team like my farm so much from my reddit post they might feature it on their socials. I feel like a design queen when it comes to farming games. What an ego boost!

idk I think the irs owes me damages for the mental strife they cause making me do my own taxes when I am sure they have all this info anyway. I really hate this nonsense.

I watched Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die yesterday, I think it's message of hope in a dismal present is that even a few of us can stop a dark future as long as we fight it together in our little ways. Have hope that the grass will be green again and that people are worth caring for.

Who do I contact if I wanna do a stage production of Over The Garden Wall? I wanna be on top of this.

Pluribus is too unrealistic. I watched twitch plays pokemon. #appletv

I connect to people through the sharing of stories so I apologize if I shared a story with you.

it's football so the one thing you need to do is catch the ball with your hands.

My favorite spider-man trilogy is still Spider-Man 2

Learned if i whisper "just give it to me" in a room people will try to hand me whatever they're holding.

Every day I feel a little bit more like I am autistic, but I don't know if it's worth the money or time to find out. -_-

I accidentally somehow convinced someone to take their whole family to see Predator Badlands because I said it was a cute movie about finding family in odd places. That was the family movie they saw on Thanksgiving day.

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

I drive for work and telling someone that I love the snow is the dumbest thing I can do. They literally cannot understand and actively argue for me to dislike it.

I call my fists Wilbur and Orville because they about to send you flying

I am making a bumper sticker that says "Hate my driving? Call your local official and demand better public transit."

Mys recently married sister had to build her first piece of furniture with her partner and she had to stop and ask him if he played with legos as a child and he said no. She responded "I can tell."

I'm so good at road trips that when I first decided to do international travel, I picked a place that had a minimum of a twelve hour flight from my home.

When are they making hot honey coca-cola?

I think what concerns me more than whether or not the suspect was far-left or far-right, it's who is calling for more killing because of this murder. This should not have happened. If we are desiring more deaths to come out of this, we are on the wrong side.

Is ambition itself worth the trouble?

I've been reading a book lately, and I found I don't like to look for a bookmark or a dog ear pages. I just remember the number for later. Is that insane?

this seems to apply to a lot of social media I have been on

if BBQ includes barbecue from any culture, then I want that. Tandoori Asado Khorkhog Braai Yakitori Gogigui Pierrade Chuan'r and sooo many more

I've got my library reading program prizes just in time! I even found a book where the main character has the same first name as me.

If you believe boneless wings aren't just chicken nuggets, you are letting capitalists tell you what to think.

lemme get this straight, Ironheart can feature white castle but can't put a decent tavern style pizza on a table in a Chicago pizza place.

I am just that person way to upbeat person.

I hope they release a book about letters between Trump and Putin called "This is How You Lose the Trade War"

Now film the whole mincraft movie in minecraft.

I am over thirty and still get so much pleasure out of just sitting and hitting things with my feet for hours.

Good communication isn't the only thing needed to build a great friendship, good humor has to be included. The more we can laugh genuinely with each other the more likely a friendship will last.

i very strongly feel they should remove m/f/x from our driver's licenses entirely and that it is on every way unimportant to our legal identification.

So i have determined from the internet alone that I do not have • ADHD •Anxiety • OCD • Autism • Bipolar but I still constantly feel like an alien who can't seem to communicate with other adults all the time and that this must just be a normal neurotypical allistic experience.

Now when the news says BREAKING it literally means our government is breaking something.

Have you ever seen a couple and were like "i ship them" because you cab tell they are too perfect for each other?

Cheeseburger, chips, and pepsi from the Olympia Restaurant for #SNL50 it was important to my partner

I swear, when people call me artsy I want to smash something and then glue it to something else.

I left i switch at work last night and went immediately to bed. I don't normally use my switch before bed but magically it was all I wanted to do and I couldn't.

internet is overloaded in my somewhat rural area so I can't stream but I'm a physical media junkie and was prepared for this. Thank you local library.

looking at you Animal Crossing.

We're halfway through the year already. This is moving insanely fast.