Olimar and a new crew: We can use the Pikmin to help this young giant grow strong and healthy! Louie: I will do everything in my power to eat this baby.

I think @truthmagnum.bsky.social and Turbo Floyd should look into having Halloween costumes on shopAEW that have the same exact vibes as this

AEW PPVs have been like really good handjobs but at the end they bend it 90 degrees. You still enjoyed it but goddamn does it hurt.

*hearing Kenny Omega's new theme the first time* It's so-so. I want Battlecry. *24 hours later* HIGHER AND HIGHER AND HIGHER AND HIGHER AND HIGHER AND HIGHER AND HIGHER AND HIGHER

Jojo stands but they are named after Christmas songs. A Wonderful Christmas Time makes the victim repeat their previous actions over and over in real time against their will.

With the success of Big Boom AJ at Full Gear, AEW needs to hop on that hype train and get The Beast Mortos to eat Moo Deng live on Pay Per View. #aew

I want Ishii to follow Jericho for 20 minutes straight, like the Fire Ant episode from Space Ghost Coast to Coast #aew #aewdynamite

Always 💖 Don't make me tap the sign

Oh shit I forgot you can post here. Here, have a Juice Robinson.