big guy spongebob pants ok

matched with this girl a few days ago on bumble and all of a sudden she’s being sexual and quadruple texting bro

i’ve been hit with the invalid handle

stuck between the trauma my dad gave me and the realization of his deteriorating health

God, you’re a fool. You think these people really care for you? You really think they will be there for you?

i miss the people on here i just suck at conversing sometimes

the sexual tension between me and the suicidal thoughts i get when im not wearing my headphones at work

Joe Keery i am free this whole week

i just can’t see the hype behind hozier

djo

driving to work at 5am on a street with no streetlights and there was a random person stood in the middle of the road, may as well have been a statue. i swerved to avoid hitting them and i look at my rear view mirror and they never moved their body at all. just stood still. so thats my morning.

has anyone else seen the persona brandon stuff…

it has been two weeks. hello.

got rear ended on the way home from work, all the while i feel ill. great times!!!

RIP Lamarr Wilson :(

oh yeah, it’s practically over now but it is my birthday. thank you to everyone who remembered. it means a lot.

cried hard after John Cena’s final match. it’s all over. There will never be another John Cena. I am broken. #SNME

hahahah would be sooooo crazy if i joined the under 27 club just days before i turn 27 😁😁😁😁😁

disgusting. bsky is no better than twitter and it’s a real fucking shame. i use this app less and less everyday and i see no reason to use it anymore. @jay.bsky.team do something.

ANNIVERSARY OF PEAK

Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨

what’s the best christmas movie and why is it klaus

good morning.

my top 6 played characters on marvel rivals surely is something

SO FIRREEEEEEEEEE

six seven

call me invalid the way i handle

the voyager 1 is the greatest thing humanity has ever created

my birthday is next month guys. we are going to celebrate.

good morning to everyone except JEFF THE LAND SHARK!!!

OGs remember the layout..

he’s so stupid. we need to eat him and the patty wagon.

BLACK PHONE 2 WAS SOOOO GOOD

hello.

i need more overwatch moots and people to play it with …

sorry for sad posting i’m doing better today 🔥🔥🔥

yes it is 1am yes i’m listening to songs from dear evan hansen yes it makes me even more sad and yes i do wanna **** ****** how did you know

we out here frfr

unapologetically a dear evan hansen lover

i applied for LinkedIn Park. I applied so hard and got so far but in the end i wasn’t even hired.

lowkey maybe the greatest 30 dollars i’ve spent

it’s funny seeing conservatives celebrate trump eliminating tariffs on items that he himself created tariffs on 💀 like how low is this bar? Maybe they should celebrate Trump blowing off bill clinton next

is dispatch worth all the hype

youtu.be/wbQsxWKfTSU?... banger

call me long john silvers the way i selfish

big event today it came unannounced and i needed a suit real fast. thank god my tailor swift

it’s the first day of my autopsy club, it’s open mike night

post with your favorite dino 🦖 giganotosaurus supremacy

hello everyone

womp womp