"Augh, where is everyone?"

"Here we go."

She did something crazy: put bacon grease on a pan and make up some fries on that. "Holy fuck this is good."

"You don't own a pagan holiday." Her voice grew cold as she spoke. "Yuletide, and by proxy Christmas, is pagan. Saturnalia is Roman, same time frame as yuletide. That is time itself."

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She lounging around, looking tired.

She saw the snow float to the ground. "FUCK!" She pulled her wool blanket and dawned it like a cloak like she was using an umbrella.

It's funny how things work out; such a bitter irony, like a kick to the teeth.

She found a book with the words, 'Warhammer 40k' shining bright in the cover. She chuckled, "I've heard about this. Expensive as fuck."

"Ya know, head huntin is a pretty dark part of my culture, but it pays good, and you cleaning the streets of scum." She checked her phone, "Four grand cuz the guy couldn't pay their debts. Sucks, but it's the Hit list or the DBH, and they don' play nice."

She checked the date. "Oh shit, my birthday was three days ago. Whoops."

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She gave a surprised chuckle. "You're in luck; I bet they take trades. They'll go over price and shit when they get there."

"I'm not sure who here is a Techie, but I know a few guys back home who do Upgrades. That shit's past my understanding personally."

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She fell asleep curled up in a ball under her wool blanket to stay warm.

"I'm going to regret this."

She got a good percentage off by now. "Aight. I'll come back with something good."

"Don't do that~ that'll make it worse." She took out her hairbrush from her duffle bag. "Let me help." For a strong woman, she had a gentle touch with a brush. "Brush, oil, lint roller. Gentle stuff."

"That explains a lot." She quickly looked something up on her phone. "Ya go any olive oil? It'll help take off the glitter."

"Relax, I've seen worse shame. Who's Majora?"

Too late. "Sup sparkles. Got some craft herpes, I see."

//her bag. It holds all her stuff. Even though she's a walking armory, without her bag, she's got nothing.

She chuckled and drew a kukri from under the baggy hoodie she wore. "Don't threaten me with a good time. She walked forward, her feline canines shining in her smile.

She got herself a can of beer, willing to try it again after a very long time. The smell of hops flooded her nose as she cracked it open. "Alright, see what chu got." She took a drink and took a spit take. "It's fuckin yeast soda."

"Eh, I come from a place where I look mild compared to some other people. I've seen an immortal, vampires, demons, and spirited machines, and i know for a fact there's an eldrich monster in the mansion at the end of that one street. A neko is rare, but it's not as crazy as you'd think."

She laughed. "Ya gotta be more creative than that of y'r trying ta insult me."

"Three hundred fifty gold? You take dollars?" She held up her wallet. She was doing some fast math on gold coin to dollars as she waited for an answer.

She took the AK, her motions showing she was extremely familiar with firearms. In a few moments, she had it apart on the counter and was shining the light of her phone up the barrel, checking something. "A little dirty, but that's normal." She resembled it with ease. "How much?"

"Let me see it. Gun culture is a part of life where I'm from."

"I'd buy the junk food. But what type of gun? I already got a pair of custom pistols on me that I love ta bits."

She waited patiently at the counter. She's met shop owners like this before back home.

"What cha got?"

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She moved to brace herself and catch the tail, taking the wallop like a champ, but failing to catch it. She straightened back up, now angrier than before.

With a simple parry, she sidestepped, pivoted, and swung for his ribs with the explosive force of a one-inch punch.

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Seeing what day it was, she lit a cluster of candles, knelt down as if in worship, and, as if at a holy site speaking to the spirits that were present, said, "Thank you for all that you've done. Your sacrifices were not in vain." And, as if offering her soul to the above and below, she stood up, -

She gave a warm smile, bowing slightly. "Any form of payment is better than none."

"It's only been a few weeks. But in that time, I've taken brought down the rodent problem to something that they don't need to worry about anymore; well, as I'm there at least"

"I tend to stay out of sight there. Better absent and welcome, than seen and feared." She held out her hands, which were bore gloves with the blips of the fingers cut off. Her baggy silhouette gave off an aura of a beggar, and her face indicated she's seen a hostile life.

"I've been staying that the church actually, keeping the pests down and all that." "I found the field, which happemd to have some great clay for pottery and stuff. It would be useful for the church."

"I found the nice field someone's offering. Real big tree in the middle of it which has a real nice view."

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"Holy shi' I'd take that in a heartbeat. I just - need my bag."

//all the hugs and cuddles. Got it.