Everyone stop what you’re doing and gather for a prayer circle

This alone could easily fix the male loneliness crisis

Posts on private vs posts on main

Cheering for the ‘shooting random people in the street’ society because there’s no way they’d turn around and start shootings people that I personally like

all innovations in military technology are just new ways to support The Fight, and The Fight is and always will be one dude with a rifle killing another dude with a rifle

This works very well. I, for example, have been pretending that I know what I’m talking about

I’ve been watching too much football, baseball, and basketball. I’m watching a soccer game and I have to pretend that it’s interesting now we’re in the 73rd minute and it’s still 0-0

Disposing of all this seized cannabis in a series of very small controlled burns

Hey just a thought but if we’re willing to shoot down drones the moment they enter the airspace of a NATO member maybe we could pre-empt this by shooting them down before they get there. like while they’re over Ukraine.

youtu.be/xoE5UkDrDQw?... This is what I’m talking about btw

it took 2000 years but finally we know what "the unforgivable sin against the Holy Spirit" is.

Don’t let anything distract you from the fact we’re in the happiest few weeks of the year (the overlap between football and baseball)

Got roped into playing D&D. Didn’t get a character sheet ready in time, but nobody else has played D&D, so for the first session the DM has me playing all the bad guys. I’m D&D opfor. This rules

Haunted house aimed at a specific Type Of Guy where it’s just a normal public space but they have one guy badly hiding the fact that he’s tailing you

I have a curse upon me whereby I physically cannot wear a full set of matching camo

The EU should start blowing up Russian critical infrastructure I am one hundred percent serious

I have sensible rational arguments to make here but all that’s coming to mind is deeply religiously-inspired arguments

Genuinely the exact kind of misspeech I make when I’m absolutely hammered

Nothing makes me long for a dive bar with cheap bad beer and college sports on TV quite like a too-fancy airport bar does

Breakfast of champions

I know that’s right

By standing exactly in the middle of all the bases, this pitcher has perfect equilibrium with their respective gravitational fields, allowing him a stable orbit

Boots and jeans and ballcap 3operator5me guy in the bar on karaoke night singing Taylor Swift. More types of guy in heaven and earth etc

Smart watch in a ghillie is a diabolical move

Fucked up in the crib drinking Crye Precision Multicam™ 4 Loko

It’s time I came clean: I was the 160th SOAR ninja

I hate to hand it to the goobers but Cryes with Vans lowkey looks cool

I have the solid snake mullet now. Consider this a warning.

I’m pretty sure that if you don’t like Sabrina Carpenter you’re dead inside. Pack it up. It’s over for you.

IT’S COMING HOOMMEEE

If God wanted the nazis to win, he wouldn't have made them so flammable.

Nicotine. Next question.

I get it now they’re for cans of Zyn

The Velcro on Crye shirts is spaced too far apart to hold the new patch as securely as I’d like I think it’s time to raid mod a BDU shirt like it’s 2005

Okay seriously what are the little ankle pockets on Cryes for. What are you guys putting down there

Happy Trinity Day to all those who observe

When I’m democratically elected ruler for life, CENTCOM will be a retirement home for elderly staff officers and their sole function will be to blow up patches of desert somewhere out in Nevada

I’m going to start biting

If you interrupt my TouchTunes queue with a song that drastically alters the vibe what happens next should be considered self defence

3 deep at a minor league game, ripped off a gummy, absolute rockets sat in the next row, god bless America

Pretty cool that you can not only transfer gorillas between units but assign them a different rank and position at their new duty station localnewsmatters.org/2025/07/06/2...

These might be the best sentences I’ve ever written

I wrote and published this while walking around a Walmart open.substack.com/pub/themines...

Phone right hand front pocket, wallet left hand inside jacket pocket, keys and earbuds left hand front pocket, unless I’m wearing UDTs and then it’s everything in that one tiny back pocket

Of great interest. Ukrainian ground drone (UGV) rigged to launch S-5 unguided rockets from the pods normally seen on helicopters like Mi-24 HIND. Not the first time aircraft rocket pods have been ground launched, but this is mad max and terminator combined.

brb attaching a big outboard to Taiwan and driving it over to the Persian gulf so they’ll actually care about defending it

Wait for the BDA.

>finding out we started a war from a truth social post