Has anyone, anywhere suggested Andy Burnham is the answer, apart from Andy Burnham?

There's always one.

Rooting for the Tiger Shark.

The Swiss manager looks like the PE teacher at a small co-educational boarding school who is about to retire at the same time as her best friend the music teacher who has a sausage dog and drives a mini.

Tottenham bigger than Trump.

Half expect Musk to try flying from a fifth floor window.

Finnish entry have been at the Monty Python again.

Am I the only worried that in reaction to tanking the US economy Trump starts a war to distract his base?

Why are Foster & Allen on TOTP dressed as leprechauns?

How bad do things have to get in the US before the Deep State acts?

We are all Globalists now.

Slept badly. Got up too early. Read @lewisgoodall.com substack and now a have desperate wish that going to the Winchester, and waiting for all this to blow over is real.

Dear Volodymyr Zelenskyy, dear Ukrainian friends, you are not alone.

Who said the French don't do parody.

Starmer should cancel his meeting with Trump to avoid humiliation. He was never going to achieve anything, anyway.

A friend running an Amazon reseller account has just had his latest US shipment impounded. He has always listed country of origin (where he bought it) as UK despite knowing some product is printed in China.

It all sounds menacingly improbable.

Just had a peep at my Twitter timeline and found Grace Blakeley on it. Weird because the pony club Marxist blocked me years ago. Worse, she’s writing another book. In case you were wondering, you weren’t, Trump won because of neo-liberalism.

Good luck World.

Some numbers from the past 96 hours compared to a 96 hour period a week ago: 13M likes -> 104.6M likes 1.4M follows -> 100.8M follows 1.3M reposts -> 11M reposts 26k new users -> 2.11M new users This really drives home how insane the increase in activity around here has been Welcome to Bluesky :)

X is now Musk's attempt to popularise the Dark Web.

I like the Suggested for You panels that pop on my timeline but the bsky algorithms don't appear to include shitposters, which is what I really want.

The Tories have gone full Waco.

The new Cheech and Chong film looks shit.

Wondering how the new immigration rules will go down in my mum's care home where the most popular newspaper is the Mail and most staff are from the Indian subcontinent, often husbands and wives. Suspect the pay is appalling.

Yer Grandad and Nanna on holiday in Corfu 1974, with some random bloke who claimed he could get them a cheap Radio Rentals deal.

'I had heard about it but didn't believe it true, you really do put sugar in your tea! You absolute scallywags'

TRB much underrated.

Thank fuck I lived abroad in 1995. TOTP

God, the bad place is the bastard Upside Down. A surprising number of FBPE types are insane antisemities.

A two part grift.

FFS Chelsea you are rubbish.

Going to be very disappointed if an asteroid doesn’t hit Stamford Bridge in the next 40 minutes.

Depeche Mod. No, you all fuck off.

England are so boring may switch over to TOTP.

Never hear from this fool anymore.

Look mum, the big boys let me play.

The Conservative Conference takeaway message: Deny the future Ignore the present Rewrite the past That’s all they’ve got.

She knows it. Rees Mogg has very bad halitosis.

Lovely dog but pretty sure he doesn't like the odd scratch on his bum.

Even if we lose today discovering James Cordon is an Arsenal fan will never not be funny.

Unpopular but correct opinion: Rik Mayall is massively overrated and was a one trick pony.