okay so fuck you for making this. now he wont leave me alone about it

ive held a gun many times since the end of the one year war, but i havent actually shot one since then. there are situations in which this would change however. for example if i ever see m'quve in person again. i would snipe as many of his stupid fucking vases off the walls as possible

i didnt actually get bottom surgery. i went to a wise old wizard who lives in a cave in the english mountainside and he instead gave me Bottom Sorcery

yeah there r two sexes. the one i had with ur dad and the one i had with ur mom

im getting therapy in 4 damn months cause despite having to pay for healthcare in this shithole country they still put u on a waiting list

$95,000 a fucking year. im gonna be sick. and what do i get for my hard work. not enough to buy a new car thats for sure

the only reason the world hasnt gone completely to shit is because weezify is still getting updated. simple truth of the universe

im probably a newtype but i have a job so idrc about that rn

evil rock

twink gets railed by his transsexual goth girlfriend, gets himself boypreggers. has to go to the boynecologist and get a BOYBORTION. many such cases

this shit weird af. im glad i dont have kids

millys playing some game and i guess she made her and leina in it. but when she started she shouted out "on kais SOUL we getting to canada this time." im scared

wash dishes or kill myself 🤔

at this point maybe i should go to therapy

okay it left so nvm

guys ive been out here for 3 hours please

yo if ur on the argama and u see a guncannon heavy custom cruising by go ahead and let it dock. thanks <3

i did a lot of thinking down there. im back up but im gonna go do something

3-5 hours.

FUCK U ALL I DONT NEED ANY OF U

i have been humiliated for the last time

I HATE THIS. I HATE ALL OF THIS

I WOULD LIKE TO ISSUE A CORRECTION: i hate 4 blonde bitches. job john, char counts as 0.5 for reasons i will not disclose, jerid messa is a tool but i don't know him very well so he's 0.5, then my neighbor deborah counts as 2 for always snitching to the landlord & calling me a "spacenoid cuck"

i treat my cars like i treat my precious racehorses. which i dont have. but if i had them id treat them like my cars. which is well

i hate blonde bitches

this insomnia shit sucks. i should start smoking again

LEAVE ME ALONE

my boyfriend is telling me i can't put on wizards (1977) while milly is awake. personally i believe if she sneaks in and watches itll be a net positive because its peak and still relevant. but hes all "shes 12" and "what other kinds of movies have you been putting on in front of her." laaaaame

journalism

one day we will all return to the emptiness from whence we came. equal in everything and nothing at all. what will you do then but rot away in your grave, eventually forgotten to time? can you truly ever understand your place in this world if it means nothing at the end of it all

i'd say the person who took his life should be celebrated but my sources are describing him as an "ugly virgin" with "no game" and a "disastrous cut"

the world should remember jamitov hymen not as the leader of the titans but rather as the guy who was afraid to see a homosexual at the movie theater

okay now IM getting headaches. can u guys stop spreading ur newtype cooties to me

1 cup peanut butter 1/4 cup sugar 3 tablespoons yogurt 2 acetaminophen try my recipe boy

can my cousins videos stop showing up on my gyantube feed. ive hit not interested like a million times

sometimes a mans gotta get some dubs on fortnite to de-stress. and u know what ive learned to accept that

Fuckin up some Trios with the besties 😎

i have been humiliated for the last time

the world is out to get me. it is truly difficult to live in this world as the esteemed journalist, kai shiden

sure am glad beltorchika isnt on here considering i said some, uh... choice things about colony drops in front of her that one time. i would look like a reeeaaaallll asshole right about now

i cant believe this.

okay. well. it turns out i am not, in fact, physically healthy. but at least im still mentally sound

why the actual hell is getting blood drawn nerve wracking. ive seen people die before goddammit

if i got to name mobile suits i would fuck so hard at it. yeah this here is the Ball Buster. thats the Hellfire. and that one is Paul

milly just. handed me this.

milly was really excited to see me lol? i was gone for like a week kid. calm down

are u fucking serious. i wish i piloted something called the death scythe. thats cool as hell

things have been all over the place lately man. i had like 3 people to interview and a couple places to check out for 2 different projects of mine. milly's been in safe hands but i'm running myself dry over here

note to self: do not chug an entire 2 liter of root beer in one go ever again

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