This Congolese number 9 on the left wing plays in the Spanish 2nd division and he's running rings round us. #ENGDRC

I always look at the nationality of the ref and think "does that country hate us", and, because we are the Milwall of the world, the answer is always "yes"

Pavel Nedved looking like Stephen Graham nowadays

15. I was 15 in this photo.

Wot no Haka? #ENGNZ

Wenger built the stadium, Arteta turned the lights on

All day workplace meeting this Friday

Very surprised that Mark Chapman is allowed to present Match of the Day after what he did to John Lennon

Google photos just made you a slide show that features a family wedding from 10 years ago, and the most NSFW meme in the world sent to you on WhatsApp during the pandemic.

Everywhere I go in this world, I see random stickers of lower league German football teams

Those Penalties #ENGSWE

How is it that "Ishowspeed" is braver in showing support for Palestine than Contrapoints

A while back, I was called the C-word by a guy I don't know on a very similar app to this, for suggesting Gareth Southgate was doing a good job as England Manager #ENGSEN

I have decided. 12 points - Italian David Bowie 10 points - Switzerland 8 - Dutch Claude singing in French and English because Dutch is a joke language 6 UK 4 Portgual's answer to the Lathums 3 Lithuanian moody rock 2 Spain 1 Luxembourg #Eurovision2025

Christos Anesti

Jordan Henderson in the England team? What is this, 2015? Is David Cameron about to call an ill-advised referendum? Is Bruno Mars tearing up the charts with "Uptown Funk"?

There's a man in Wetherspoons holding a full cocktail pitcher and drinking straight from it like a pint glass. I admire it.

R.I.P Miles from London. 34 is no age

Nightmare box of Celebrations

Just like Stoke City

So I let my little cousin pick the tunes on a long road trip home after Easter, and now Spotify thinks I turned into a diva for a month 😅

Manchester United are so bad, no wonder they are so fragile about their masculinity

Costa Coffee in Cyprus does Spanakopita lol

Costa Coffee in Cyprus does Spanakopita lol

Why am I wearing my jacket on it even indoors with the heating on. Insulate Britain and curse my D rated EPC house

The long awaited sequel...

Had some documents sent to me by a client called Mrs Butt today. Took all of my professionalism to not put "butt stuff" on my to-do list

Antifa Cornwall, you had me at "Eat Pasties"

The Crete DVLA is something special...

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